Cameltoe
Fannypack Lyrics


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Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic
That really ain't fly
This middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts
Were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
She musn't own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by
The poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie
A Cameltoe

Umm Hmm
That's right
Uh Huh
Oh No
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe

Girl that's gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring
And making a fuss
Could not believe my eyes
Had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl?
Cause it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion
And attention it brings?
The only lips I want to see
Are the ones that sing
In public putting on
An X rated show
Grossing people out
With your Cameltoe

Umm Hmm
That's right
Uh Huh
Oh No
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe

First day of spring and by the looks of things
These girls done forgot how to dress
A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is ya'll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every crannie and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Check the area that's pubic
Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
I want to put you all in the know
Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the Cameltoe.

Umm Hmm
That's right
Uh Huh
Oh No




Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe

Overall Meaning

The song "Cameltoe" by Fannypack is a satirical commentary on the fashion trend of wearing extremely tight clothing, particularly spandex biker shorts that create a visible outline of the female genitalia, also known as a cameltoe. The song starts with the singer walking down the street and spotting a middle-aged woman with a frontal wedgie. The lyrics humorously describe the woman's lack of awareness of the visibility of her genitalia, and call for her to fix herself.


The song critiques the lack of modesty and self-awareness in the fashion trend of wearing revealing clothing, particularly in the context of public spaces. As the song progresses, the lyrics address the discomfort and inappropriateness of such clothing, particularly in the eyes of others who may be disturbed and offended by the visibility of genitalia. The song also features an advice section, urging women to check their clothing before leaving the house to avoid displaying a cameltoe in public.


In essence, "Cameltoe" is a humorous warning to women about the dangers and negative impacts of wearing excessively tight and revealing clothing in public, particularly in settings where it may be inappropriate or offensive to others.


Line by Line Meaning

Walking down the street
As I was walking along the sidewalk


Something caught my eye
I noticed something unusual


A growing epidemic
A phenomenon that's becoming more common


That really ain't fly
That's not cool or attractive


This middle aged lady
A woman who was not young anymore


I gotta be blunt
I have to be honest


Her spandex biker shorts
Her skin-tight shorts


Were creeping up the front
Were riding up and creating a visible mound


I could see her uterus
I could see her intimate parts


Her pants were too tight
Her trousers were overly snug


She musn't own panties
She's not wearing underwear


There were none in sight
I couldn't see any underwear at all


She walked right by
She kept walking without noticing anything unusual


The poor woman didn't know
She had no idea


She had a frontal wedgie
Her clothes were uncomfortably wedged


A Cameltoe
A term for a visible outline of the female genitalia caused by tight clothing


Fix yourself girl
Adjust your clothes, woman


You got a Cameltoe
You have a visible outline of your genitalia caused by your clothing


Girl that's gotta hurt
That must be uncomfortable


Take some time and adjust
Fix your clothes to make yourself comfortable


Can't you see people staring
You're drawing attention and creating a scene


And making a fuss
People are reacting strongly


Could not believe my eyes
I was shocked by what I saw


Had to take a second glance
I had to look again to understand what I was seeing


Is your crotch hungry girl?
Are you intentionally wearing clothes that emphasize your genitalia?


Cause it's eating your pants
Your clothes are excessively tight and uncomfortable


Do you enjoy the commotion
Are you drawing attention to yourself intentionally?


And attention it brings?
The public display of your genitalia is creating a scene


The only lips I want to see
I don't want to see the outline of your genitalia


Are the ones that sing
Just the mouth that sings


In public putting on
In a public setting


An X rated show
Performing a display that's inappropriate for public viewing


Grossing people out
Making people feel disgusted


With your Cameltoe
Due to the visible outline of your genitalia


First day of spring and by the looks of things
Based on current appearances, it's already springtime


These girls done forgot how to dress
These women have forgotten how to dress appropriately


A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts
They're wearing shorts that are too tight


And it's causing me much distress
I'm feeling troubled by this


Whoomp there it is ya'll right in the front
The visible outline of their genitalia is right in front of us


Everybody come and get a good look
Everyone can easily see this display


I can see everything through the panty cling
The visible outline is clearly visible through the clothing


Every crannie and every nook
Every detail is clearly visible


You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Take a moment to ensure your clothes fit appropriately before leaving your home


Check the area that's pubic
Ensure your genital area is not visibly outlined


Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
Your clothes may be tight and uncomfortable


All twisted up like rubic
As tangled and jumbled as the Rubik's Cube puzzle


Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
Heed my words since it's not pleasant


I want to put you all in the know
I want to ensure you're aware of this issue


Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
Women should ensure their clothing fits appropriately and isn't overly snug


Watch out for the Cameltoe
Be mindful of the visible outline of your genitalia caused by tight clothing




Lyrics ยฉ O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: KEITH GRADY, MATT GOIAS

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Comments from YouTube:

@Nenie

If you were in High School between 2003-2007 and discovered this song, those were the days.

@cd4playa1245

Nenie yes!! 2007

@vanillahybrid

Exactly! I graduated high school in 2007!

@justcallmelizz

Yep lmao

@dr.austinmelendez8743

Lolol this song! Those WERE the days! I was just thinking this song reminded me of high school. Dammit we're getting so old!

@GrayLuxton

I loved the whole albummm

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@j.elizabeth4621

I did an English paper on this song form my technical writing class. Cheers.

@kellymary2444

I too would love to read that paper haha.

@kellymary2444

Your teacher was probably like, "What the heck?"

@ekscholl

@@kellymary2444 lmao. I'm curious to know how it went ๐Ÿ˜‚

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