The Theme from Fannypack
Fannypack Lyrics

And you never heard it like this before
The audience has never heard a song like this before and will keep coming back for more.

You're gauranteed to come back for more
The song is so good that the audience will come back for more.

Here we go yo
The song is about to start.

Live and direct
The song is being performed live and directly to the audience.

The prettiest girls
The performers are confident in their own beauty.

Who cash the most checks
The performers are financially successful.

Straight to the bank in cars
The performers are so successful that they drive to the bank instead of walking.

Never walking
The performers are too successful to walk.

Looking mad cute
The performers are very attractive.

And cell phone talking
The performers are always on their cell phones because they are so popular.

Fellas
Men are attracted to the performers.

They all jock my crew
Men are jealous of the performers' success and beauty.

The buy us dinner and jewelry
Men try to impress the performers by buying them expensive things.

And shoes
Men even buy the performers shoes.

When it comes to attention
The performers are the center of attention.

We're the center
The performers are the main focus of attention.

They come to my crib
Men come to the performers' home.

And they try to enter
Men want to be with the performers.

I kick rhymes
One of the performers is a rapper.

Just for fun
The rapper performs for enjoyment rather than for money.

Brooklyn, New York
The rapper comes from Brooklyn, New York.

Is where I'm from
The rapper is from Brooklyn, New York.

The place I dwell
Brooklyn, New York is the rapper's current residence.

New York City
The rapper is from New York City.

Where girls like us
The rapper and the other performers are from New York City and are attractive.

Become so pretty
The performers think that living in New York City makes them more attractive.

What a pity
It's a shame that other cities don't have performers as attractive as them.

Your comittee
The other people in the audience.

Can't hold a candle to my city
Other cities are not as good as New York City.

Ass and titties
The performers' bodies are attractive.

The home of Biggie
The rapper is from the same place as the late rapper Biggie Smalls.

And P. Diddy
The rapper is from the same place as the rapper P. Diddy.

Throw your hands in the air
The audience is encouraged to put their hands in the air.

And wave em like you just dont care
The audience should wave their hands without a care in the world.

Getting down with these sureshot sounds
The music is very good.

Somebody say Oh Yeah
The audience is encouraged to say "Oh Yeah".

Braggin and boastin
The performers are talking about how great they are.

Carrying toast and
The performers are carrying guns for protection.

Riding my bike
One of the performers rides a bike instead of driving a car even though they are rich.

Flatbush, just coastin
The performer is casually riding their bike in the Flatbush neighborhood of Brooklyn.

Money and clothes
The performers have a lot of money and always wear stylish clothes.

The latest fashion
The performers wear the newest and coolest clothes.

The center of the world
New York City is the most important place.

With all the action
There are exciting things happening in New York City.

Champagne bubblin
The performers are drinking expensive champagne.

Causin mad trouble and
The performers are causing a lot of trouble by being so attractive and successful.

You better feel this song real quick
The audience needs to listen to the song quickly because it's so good.

On the double and
Quickly.

I'm out smugglin
One of the performers is involved in illegal activity such as drug smuggling.

Boyfriend jugglin
One of the performers has multiple boyfriends.

Making a splash like jumpin in a puddle and...
The performers are making an impact in the music industry and society.

We love fashion
The performers are into fashion.

Dancehall mashin
The performers like to dance to dancehall music.

Whiplashin
The performers are causing whiplash because they look so good.

Mercedes crashin
The performers drive Mercedes cars and sometimes get in car crashes.

Egg Mc Muffins
The performers like to eat Egg McMuffins from McDonald's.

Stove Top Stuffin
The performers like to eat Stove Top brand stuffing.

My chef, any food
The performers have a personal chef who can cook any kind of food.

It ain't nuffin
It's no big deal.

On the block puffin stuff
The performers smoke drugs on the street.

Like H & R
The performers are so good at smoking drugs that they are compared to a popular tax preparation company.

My homeboy Fancy plays guitar
One of the performers has a friend named Fancy who plays guitar.

Laugh at a joke
The performers find things funny and laugh.

Hardy har har har
Laughing.

Fake IDs get me into the bar
The performers use fake identification to enter bars and clubs even though they are not of legal drinking age.

The beats are cripplin
The music is so good that it makes people move.

Potato chips I'm dippin in
One of the performers is eating potato chips with dip.

I might take a sip of your bottle of ripple and
One of the performers might drink some of someone else's cheap wine.

Grape nurple nipplin
The performers are making up nonsense words to rhyme.

Tim Leary trippin in
The performers are making a reference to the late Timothy Leary, who advocated for the use of psychedelic drugs.

I know you wanna hit it
The performers know that people are attracted to them and want to be with them.

But stay offa my tip in in
The performers don't want people bothering them too much.

Studio arrangin
The performers are working in the studio to arrange the song.

People are strange and
People are weird and unpredictable.

Where my dogs at
The performers are asking where their friends are.

You better handle that mange and
The performers' friends need to take care of their problems.

Going insane and
The performers feel like they are going crazy sometimes.

Dealing with my brain and
The performers are dealing with mental health issues.

Quick switching lanes then
The performers are quickly making changes in their lives.

Hopping on a plane then
The performers frequently travel by airplane.

I graduated
One of the performers graduated from school.

Teachers hated
The performers did not like their teachers in school.

Tests were graded
The performers received grades on their tests in school.

And overrated
The performers feel like grades are not an accurate measure of their intelligence or worth.

I am jaded
One of the performers is cynical and unimpressed with life.

You debated
Someone is arguing with the performers.

Unmotivated
The performers are not very inspired at the moment.

And rollerbladed
One of the performers used to rollerblade for fun.

Boys Ive dated
The female performers have had romantic relationships with men in the past.

Some have skated
Some of the men the female performers have dated were skateboarders.

Cheese gets grated
The performers are preparing food that requires cheese to be grated.

Animals mated
Two animals had sex with each other.

Bread gets toasted
The performers are cooking toast.

Parties hosted
The performers have thrown parties in the past.

His nuts got roasted
Someone got hit in the testicles and it hurt a lot.

But he still boasted
Despite being in a lot of pain, the person was still bragging about something.