Confessions of an English Girl
Fat Tulips Lyrics


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He sighs, he thinks about her for hours
He tried, by sending her cards and flowers
She laughs. Says her only passions
Are her clothes and the food she eats
And German airmen
...she always had a thing about them
She said, "I could tell you stories
Of all my former glories.
All my secrets in the world
Confessions of an English girl!"
He told her of his love
She said "You're not tall or blonde enough"
Now all his dreams are shattered
All that ever mattered
She just laughs as he quietly slips away...

He wants her but she wants fun and danger
He wants love but she wants a handsome stranger

She's hurt once too often
Pushed him over the edge




This won't be forgotten
Points the gun at his head

Overall Meaning

The Fat Tulips' song "Confessions of an English Girl" is a song that presents a one-sided love story in which the singer (presumably a man) is hopelessly in love with a woman who does not share his affections. He has tried to win her over through various gestures, such as sending her cards and flowers, but she only finds amusement in his attempts. She has other passions in life, such as her clothes, the food she eats, and German airmen, whom she seems to have strange fascinations with. She has had her own share of glories and secrets, which she is willing to tell. However, it becomes apparent that she is not interested in him as he is not tall or blonde enough for her liking. Consequently, he is devastated as all his dreams are shattered, and he quietly slips away from her life.


On the other hand, the woman's desires are in stark contrast to those of the man. While he wants her love, she wants fun and danger and is willing to seek it outside their relationship. She is hurt once too often and pushes him over the edge. The song reaches the climax when she points a gun to his head, a metaphorical device representing an ultimate rejection of his affections.


Line by Line Meaning

He sighs, he thinks about her for hours
He is thinking about her for hours and sighing incessantly


He tried, by sending her cards and flowers
He tried to win her over by sending her cards and flowers


She laughs. Says her only passions
She finds it hilarious and declares that her only passions are her clothes, the food she eats and German airmen


...she always had a thing about them
She is fascinated by German airmen and always had a thing about them


She said, "I could tell you stories
She confidently boasts that she could tell you stories of all her former glories, all her secrets in the world, confessions of an English girl"


He told her of his love
He expressed his love for her


She said "You're not tall or blonde enough"
She rejected him by pointing out that he is not tall or blonde enough for her liking


Now all his dreams are shattered
All his dreams are destroyed now


All that ever mattered
All that ever mattered to him was her but that's gone now


She just laughs as he quietly slips away...
She just laughs as he leaves quietly and walks away from her


He wants her but she wants fun and danger
He wants to be with her, but she wants to have fun and indulge in risky adventures


He wants love but she wants a handsome stranger
He wants her to love him, but she just wants to be with someone attractive who is a stranger to her


She's hurt once too often
She's been hurt one too many times


Pushed him over the edge
His behaviour pushed her over the edge


This won't be forgotten
She will never forget this incident


Points the gun at his head
She points a gun at his head in retaliation for what he did




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