Nothing Good Ever Happens At The Goddamn Thirsty Crow
Father John Misty Lyrics


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Livin' it up
You can have it all
Pull more women than any two men or train can haul
But my baby, she does something
Way more impressive than the Georgia Crawl
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
And gets down more often than a blowup doll
Why the long face, Blondie?
I'm already taken
Sorry
I may act like a lunatic
But if you think I'm fucking crazy
You're mistaken
Keep moving

On the road again
For months at a time
Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine
Now my genius can't drink in silence
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
I know it's hard to believe the good-hearted woman
Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry

Why the long face, jerkoff?
Your chance has been taken
Good one
You may think like an animal
But if you try that cat-and-mouse shit




You'll get bitten
Keep movin', oh

Overall Meaning

Father John Misty's song "Nothing Good Ever Happens At The Goddamn Thirsty Crow" is an exploration of the toxic masculinity that underlies many romantic relationships. In the opening verses of the song, the singer boasts about his ability to attract women, but then acknowledges that his partner is different from anyone else he has met. Instead of merely being physically attractive, she possesses a powerful intellect and creative force, "blackening pages like a Russian romantic." This is juxtaposed with the allusion to blow-up dolls, which simultaneously highlights the depth of the singer’s misogyny and underscores the absurdity of believing his partners can be reduced to sexual objects.


Despite his claims of being a "lunatic," the singer is deeply insecure about his partner's unavailability, particularly when he's away on tour. He knows that other men will pursue her, and his jealousy is evident in the line "Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine." The contrast between the singer's boasts about his own sexual prowess and his possessiveness are evidence of his insecurity and desperation for status.


In the chorus, he directs his anger towards men who try to pursue his partner, calling them out in insulting terms like "jerkoff" and "Blondie." His warning to "keep movin'" as he repeats the phrase, implies both his potential for violence and the transience of their own attraction. The song ultimately highlights the destructive effects of toxic masculinity on both men and women in romantic relationships, offering a damning critique of the ways in which patriarchy harms everyone it touches.



Line by Line Meaning

Livin' it up
Enjoying the glamorous lifestyle


You can have it all
The ability to obtain anything desired


Pull more women than any two men or train can haul
Attracts attention from women in excess of what others can accomplish


But my baby, she does something
Describes the unique qualities of the artist's partner


Way more impressive than the Georgia Crawl
Her abilities dwarf those of others in a different area


She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
She writes with emotional depth and poeticism


And gets down more often than a blowup doll
She engages in sexual activity frequently


Why the long face, Blondie?
Questioning the unhappy demeanor of someone, possibly a female


I'm already taken
The artist is in a committed relationship


Sorry
Apologizing for the misunderstanding


I may act like a lunatic
The singer admits to behaving erratically


But if you think I'm fucking crazy
The artist refutes the misconception that they are unhinged


You're mistaken
The singer emphasizes that their behavior is not indicative of insanity


Keep moving
The singer dismisses the person and encourages them to leave


On the road again
Describing a life of constant travel


For months at a time
The artist is often away from home for extended periods


Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine
Men are quick to disregard the artist's committed relationship, despite its importance to him


Now my genius can't drink in silence
The singer's partner is an intellectual who needs conversation while drinking


She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
The singer resents having to tolerate insipid conversation from others


I know it's hard to believe the good-hearted woman
The artist acknowledges the difficulty in understanding the complexity of his partner


Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry
Describing the sexual attractiveness of the artist's partner


Why the long face, jerkoff?
Addressing the unhappiness of someone, possibly a male


Your chance has been taken
The singer's partner is in a committed relationship and therefore rejected the advances of the addresser


Good one
Sarcastic response to the addresser's failed attempt at flirting


You may think like an animal
Labeling the addresser's thought process as base


But if you try that cat-and-mouse shit
Warning the addresser against playing games


You'll get bitten
The singer will not tolerate playful or manipulative behavior


Keep movin', oh
Urging the addresser to leave




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Written by: Joshua Michael Tillman

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End Is Near Y'all

Verse 1]
Livin' it up
You can have it all
Pull more women than any two men or train can haul
But my baby, she does something way more impressive than the Georgia Crawl
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
Gets down more often than a blowup doll

[Chorus 1]
Why the long face, Blondie?
I'm already taken – sorry
I may act like a lunatic
But if you think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken
Keep moving

Verse 2]
On the road again
For months at a time
Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine
Now my genius can't drink in silence
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
I know it's hard to believe the good-hearted woman
Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry

[Chorus 2]
Why the long face, jerkoff?
Your chance has been taken – good one
You may think like an animal
But if you try that cat-and-mouse shit you'll get bitten
Keep moving



Mitsos Mendoza Palma

Livin' it up
You can have it all
Pull more women than any two men or train can haul
But my baby, she does something
Way more impressive than the Georgia Crawl
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
And gets down more often than a blowup doll

Why the long face, Blondie?
I'm already taken
Sorry
I may act like a lunatic
But if you think I'm fucking crazy
You're mistaken
Keep moving

On the road again
For months at a time
Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine
Now my genius can't drink in silence
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
I know it's hard to believe the good-hearted woman
Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry

Why the long face, jerkoff?
Your chance has been taken
Good one
You may think like an animal
But if you try that cat-and-mouse shit
You'll get bitten
Keep movin', oh



very gray shark

Living it up
Have it all
Pull more women than any two men or train can haul
But my baby, she does something way more impressive than the Georgia Crawl
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
Gets down more often than a blowup doll

Why the long face, Blondie? I'm already taken
Sorry
I may act like a lunatic
You think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken
Keep moving

On the road again
For months at a time
Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine
Now my genius can't drink in silence
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
I know it's hard to believe the good-hearted woman 
Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry

Why the long face, jerkoff? Your chance has been taken
Good one
You may think like an animal
If you try that cat-and-mouse shit, you'll get bitten
Keep moving



Blue Dahlia Charles

Living it up
Have it all
Pull more women than any two men or train can haul
But my baby, she does something way more impressive than the Georgia Crawl
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
Gets down more often than a blowup doll

Why the long face, Blondie? I'm already taken
Sorry
I may act like a lunatic
You think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken
Keep moving

On the road again
For months at a time
Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine
Now my genius can't drink in silence
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
I know it's hard to believe the good-hearted woman 
Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry

Why the long face, jerkoff? Your chance has been taken
Good one
You may think like an animal
If you try that cat-and-mouse shit, you'll get bitten
Keep moving



All comments from YouTube:

rarethen9

this song and album are perfection. lyrics are great, music is great, sound is great, arrangements are great. album of the year in my humble opinion.

End Is Near Y'all

Verse 1]
Livin' it up
You can have it all
Pull more women than any two men or train can haul
But my baby, she does something way more impressive than the Georgia Crawl
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
Gets down more often than a blowup doll

[Chorus 1]
Why the long face, Blondie?
I'm already taken – sorry
I may act like a lunatic
But if you think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken
Keep moving

Verse 2]
On the road again
For months at a time
Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine
Now my genius can't drink in silence
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
I know it's hard to believe the good-hearted woman
Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry

[Chorus 2]
Why the long face, jerkoff?
Your chance has been taken – good one
You may think like an animal
But if you try that cat-and-mouse shit you'll get bitten
Keep moving

jake b

Quietly and gradually he became my favorite artist.

Jeremy Leopard

Such perfect lyrics and feeling it gives you while listening. Everything about this song is perfect.

Ben

Everything about this album is amazing. 

Timo Manunen

Oh my lord this is an awesome song.

Carli Storms

This is really well mixed... And dope. I dig it

Scooby MiKE

So happy i found this album

Victoria

Takes me back to when I had a dream that John Misty emerged from a faint purple mist at the bottom of the stairs and walked up then to place a tender kiss on my nose

Chris Smith

definitely his best song this is amazing

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