Dirty Girl
Felt Lyrics

I love you like a rap kid loves breaks
I adore you with the same intensity that a rap kid relishes finding a new sample to loop and mix.

Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah
You, my dear, are so powerfully alluring and seductive that I can't help but call you dirty in the most endearing way possible.

Came to get an oil-change for my girlfriends car
I arrived at the mechanic's for my girlfriend's car's maintenance.

But by the time I left I was short of breath and brokenhearted (there she was)
By the time I walked out of the mechanic's, I was amazed and so infatuated with the woman I saw that it ripped me apart emotionally.

There she was, bent over a motor,
She was there, hunched over an engine,

Dirty cap with a pony tail that sat between her shoulders (beautiful)
She wore a hairnet that kept her ponytail on her shoulders, which was both functional and gorgeous.

With an oil streak that must have kissed your cheekbone
An oil mark that probably touched her cheekbone.

Thick and voluptuous I wish that we could be alone (I would love to)
She was curvy and full, and I longed to be alone with her.

I would love to, touch you, rub you,
I would adore to caress and massage you,

See what's covered up under that greasy blue jumpsuit (come on)
I badly wanted to uncover what was hidden beneath her messy blue overalls.

Standin there holding that drippin dipstick,
She stood holding the dripping dipstick,

With a firm grip, yet so delicate
Despite the tight grip, it appeared gentle and gracious.

And the way you took that orange oil rag and wiped it clean
The way she cleaned that oil-stained rag with an orange cloth was sensual and satisfying.

Is guaranteed to get repeated in my dreams
That sight would feature in my dreams frequently and vividly,

You make me wild feels like puppy love
You make me go crazy, and it feels like a naive, innocent crush.

Got so lost in your smile when you asked me what the mileage was
I got so lost in her grin when she asked me about the vehicle's miles.

And if I ever learned how to change my oil
If I ever learned how to perform an oil change,

Promise you this customer is gonna remain so loyal (dirty girl)
I promise to be a loyal customer from now on (you dirty girl).

Now there's this hamburger stand thirty minutes out of town
There's this roadside fast food joint far away from town,

Used to go for the best veggie burgers around
I used to visit that place for just their delicious vegetarian burgers.

That was until I met this brown guaranteed to astound
That was until I saw this brown girl who I knew would leave me captivated.

Short order chef eyes deeper than sound
She was a short-order cook, and her eyes had depths that went beyond words.

She wore a dirty green apron like a silk nightgown
She wore a grubby green apron that looked like a luxurious nightgown.

Them cappuccino fingernails wrote my order down
She used her frothy-pink nails to jot down my items order.

Three dots tattooed between her thumb and her index
There were three dots tattooed between her thumb and her index finger,

Twenty-four waist held the holster for the Windex
She had a 24-inch waist and carried a Windex in a waist holster.

Heat from the grill made her mascara drip
The grill's heat made her mascara run down her face.

The sweat on her face showed the fuzz on her lip
Her energy caused her to break into a sweat, which uncovered the hair on her upper lip.

Them work pants couldn't hide the love in them hips
Her work pants couldn't conceal her ample hips.

Call it bad taste but this girl was the shit
You could probably call it poor judgment, but I found this woman arousing and irresistible.

Its the way that hair net kinda covered up her ear
The way her hairnet discreetly covered her ear was oddly attractive,

Had me askin why the fuck she was even workin here
It made me wonder why such a gorgeous girl was even working there.

But next time I get hungry I'ma drive to Pasadena
But the next time I feel hungry, I will drive to Pasadena.

Cuz I just gotta see her melinda, cocina
Because I simply must see her. Her name is Melinda, and she works in the kitchen.