Aphrodite
Flash Bang Grenada Lyrics

It's a drizzle, the sky's not falling
Things may seem uncertain, but there is no need to worry.

Chicken Little baby I'm not balling
I'm not panicking like Chicken Little.

Sonny son is only twenty-something
I am young and still have a lot of life ahead of me.

But honey dumpling can't you smell the money coming? (I can smell it)
I have a promising future and am going to be successful.

These other girls, well they're from another planet
Other women are so different from me that I can't relate to them.

Their language is alien, I don't wanna understand it
I don't want to deal with people who are so different from me.

They're all underhanded like fast pitch softball
I don't like sneaky people.

Now you know I hate a fast bitch, aw nah
I disapprove of deceitful people.

When I'm up to bat you know it's easy to hit
I am confident in my abilities.

Like home run derby, so I run home early
I am very successful and can do things quickly.

I don't feel safe 'till I touch home plate
I am cautious and only feel comfortable once a goal is reached.

I apologise for times I slid into home late
I am sorry for not meeting goals on time.

The future looks promising
I am very optimistic about what's to come.

And that's a diamond on your finger not a promise ring
I am committed to a serious, long-term relationship.

Honestly the past is the past, we can straighten out the kinks
I am willing to work through past issues to improve our relationship.

And tomorrow and after we can stay a thousand weeks
I am committed to our relationship for the long haul.

I don't know what the future holds
I am uncertain about what will happen in the future.

I don't know the truth of our history
I am unsure about what has happened in the past.

All I know is that I'm here right now
I am living in the present moment.

And it happens to be that I'm happy you're with me
I am very glad to be in a relationship with you.

I'm happy you're with me, I'm happy you're with me
I am truly happy that you are my partner.

I said I'm happy you're here with me
I express my joy at being with you.

I'm so glad, I'm so glad
I am very happy.

Once again, seems I've got me some girl trouble
I am experiencing problems with a woman.

So she's not my friend
We are not on good terms.

But it won't make my world crumble
I won't let this affect my life too much.

You was acting like a TV star with PPR on your dress shoes
You are acting like a celebrity or a snob.

Fresh dudes sipping bath water out of test tubes
Other men are strange or pretentious.

But never me, I was hear to set moods
I am authentic and genuine.

I'm a breath of fresh air my chest hair filters jet fumes
I have a unique, refreshing perspective.

Yeah, you was captain of the volleyball varsity team, party machine
You were very popular in your youth.

Dressed like Miley Cyrus marketing schemes ___________
You dress provocatively or trendily.

Bringing home niggas that made your legal guardians scream
Your past relationships were problematic.

And they followed you but there's a ____________
People may have been attracted to you, but they didn't truly understand you.

You're young and distressed cause they want you to come and undress
You are feeling vulnerable and pressured to be sexual.

But you're like 'nah' on the hundredth request
You are resistant to peer pressure.

Well I'm sending you advice to have hummus and crepes
I am offering some lighthearted advice for a snack.

Like, come on girl, I not gonna play the part
I am being genuine and straightforward.

Your lady parts are great but your wits are far from razor sharp
You may be physically attractive, but you lack intelligence.

And you know my job is to invade the arts
I am interested in exploring creative expressions.

You're breaking hearts so make your mark I'll see you at the Fader Fort
You may be causing emotional pain, but it's important to be true to yourself.

After dating me you'll probably need a hysterectomy
Dating me may be so intense that it could require a serious medical procedure.

And child you've got my heart so I guess take the rest of me
I am very emotionally invested in this relationship.

You can have the rest of me, you can have the rest of me
My love and devotion is completely yours.

I'm so glad
I am very happy.