Foamy the Squirrel is a cute little squirrel with a bad-ass attitude. He sa… Read Full Bio ↴Foamy the Squirrel is a cute little squirrel with a bad-ass attitude. He says what he thinks no matter who is hearing and doesn't care who is offended because if you are then you know he is talking to you!!!!!

He is the creation of Jonathan Ian Mathers, along with Dawn Bennett they provide all of the voices for the 'toons.

He has many sites but the two most famous ones are:

www.friendsoffoamy.com

and of course his official site

www.illwillpress.com

Cell Phones
Foamy the Squirrel Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'Cell Phones' by these artists:

Nice Peter People who talk on their cell phone on the train…

We have lyrics for these tracks by Foamy the Squirrel:

Get Out More Often everything would be fine if i had more friends everything wo…
I Really Need to Know I don't know what im doin' right now But i know…
I Want My Prescription Filled Oh, there was a time When I had some pills I would…
I'm The Lord and Master I′m the lord and master You all are bastards Worship me or…
Kill Yourself I hate every single one of you! Nadanenananana I wish you co…
Pot Heads Crack-addicts & Pill Popping Morons Iman: Hello Ika: Hi, kenapa? Aqilah: AFIQAH, mama and bapak …

So I'm a Squirrel And so im a squirrel Your not. you are, so im A…
Something So Vile I can't see how it could be like this I'm so…
Squirrelly Wrath You were all warned Of the squirrely wrath. You didnt listen…
Squirrely Wrath You were all warned Of the squirrely wrath. You didnt list…
Squirrely Wrath Will Burn Your Face Off Everyone wants to see my squirrely wrath You couldnt handle …
Talkin' Squirrelly Wrath i know its hard even though im a squirrel my brilliant…
The Fat Song Hey, I just wrote a song About something that's wrong And it…

The Foamy Cult Song This is the Foamy cult song If you like it, well,…

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01Intro0:20

02Waking Up0:32

03School and Cashiers1:38

04Foamy's Rant3:02

05Music1:19

06Comic Books & The Goth Genre1:31

07Politics1:04

08Squirrel Talk Radio3:18

09White Trash Bbq0:44

10Noisey People0:30

11Foamy's Rant II2:47

12Sports0:45

13Coffee1:14

14Movies0:41

15Affirmative Action2:20

16Problems Solved3:19

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20People & Relationships1:36

26Small, Medium , Large1:34

27Foamy's Rant III2:30

28Pot Heads, Crack-addicts, & Pill Popping Morons2:05

29Fcc vs. Fcc1:40

30Political Rant2:24

31Political Correctness, Add, Wwii, and Kwanza3:02

32Jack Osbourne0:37

33Re-master, Re-package0:44

34Whatever Happened to Punk0:48

35Sunday Comics3:01

36Auto Response (The Foamy Interview)3:18

37Squirrely Wrath0:27

38I'm The Lord and Master

39So I'm a Squirrel0:24

40The Foamy Cult Song0:38

41Neurotically Yours (Theme)1:26

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Comments from YouTube:

@arbitterm

10y↑63

"Certified Pre-Fucked"
God I miss old Foamy sometimes.

@meggierussell952

11y↑13

"Well... She's not divorced. She's certified pre-fucked." I lost it right there. XD

@LuxVertas

9y↑17

Is it weird I still have the Foamy Ringtone as my Ringtone? For like all my phones! It works!

@rosebridedaqueen

4y↑12

I actually had this as my ringtone and ppl would die laughing 😂😂😂😂

@FireIceyKitten

14y↑4

"its only a $20,000 piece of machinery youre still making payments on. why on earth would u want to remember where u left it?" LMAO brilliant

@TheTimesofGrace

13y↑3

my uncle is a hardcore philosopher when it comes to this type of stuff, but when i showed him this video and specifically 2:24, he burst in tears of laugher. ive never heard him like that before in my life. thank you foamy

@EconAtheist

7y↑22

HELP US FOAMY-WAN YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

~ 2016

@stonecoldfan3167

EconAtheist good one !!

@L0RDK3Y

@@stonecoldfan3167 m

@heinzie5

6y↑4

years ago i ripped the audio from this and used the "foamy ringtone" for ages.

@dwermes

13y↑4

"Well then, if all this is free, why are you paying $70 a month for it??" True!

@jcrocker2323

14y↑2

I just changed my ringtone to the classic ring just for foamy LONG LIVE THE FOAMY CULT

@Dethneko

9y↑3

Haven't seen this episode in years, and still think about the bit about the car whenever I'm trying looking for mine in a parking lot.

@ronvoltz9125

7y↑2

I still have this ringtone on my phone after all these years. :)

@pyrofreak007

15y↑1

LOL, That's actually my ring tone. the whole follow the voice thing

@Screamn4444

11y↑2

Love this episode

@lonewarrior1

4y↑1

Ah i remember this back when it was released...

Still have the MP3 ringtone on my important External HDD haha~

@Amesang

49w↑1

I still have that Foamy Ringtone till this day… 🥴

@sonicmik7

14y↑1

Ironically, the ringtone Foamy just said is my actual ringtone

@MummyNapkin

8y↑3

I can't believe I stopped watching this for so long

@WritingFighter

30w↑1

So that's where I got the notification sound of Foamy's quote: "Hey! Follow the sound of my voice and kill whoever's holding the phone."

@Dreamerlighting

Fomy squirrel 🐿️ voice messages when 😅love it

@jotabeas22

9y↑4

sigh Old times...

@alysshart7522

4y↑1

This brings back SO many memories.

@yuriwriter

13y

I remember when this toon was first released, it came with a ringtone. Which I still use.

@Fell_Foxy

13y↑6

"if i made a ring tone it would sound like this, 'follow the sound of my voice and kill who ever's holding this phone.' I bet the owner of that phone wouldn't let it go past the first ring" i lol'd hard XD

@Kitkat5335

It is true, had this as a ring tone back when they had it for download on their own website. I never let it go past the first ring

@Mattz511

12y↑1

lol the irony im watching this on my laptop while my dad looks for our car XD

@ryuho55

8y↑6

I never get tired of watching this one lol certified pre-fucked LMFAO

@allyGwayRAWR

14y↑1

"Keep the white wedding dress at home, ladies. It's MEANINGLESS!" xD

@HalloranIllustrations

12y

Foamy the Squirrel ring tones would be awesome. I would buy one or more.

@sketchyandshifty

13y↑1

recorded this on my phone. i now have the best ringtone ever.

@Kitkat5335

Remember seeing this back when illwill press posted everything on their own domain. Good old foamy.

@DJBrokenHigh

14y

love your rants!

@roughwoof

2y↑2

MY EMO SELF CAME BACK TO ME... AFTER NOT SLEEPING FOR 2 DAYS. ADDERALL IS AMAZING. I AM NOW GOING TO LISTEN TO THE PILL SONG AND ELVIS AND THE REFRIGERATOR. YES, I'M THAT OLD AND THIS SONG IS QUITE RELEVANT 7 YEARS LATER*

@TanthalosStark

12y

I would totally pay for that Foamy Ring tone!

@HappyKillspee

8y↑2

LOL he complains a lot and throw it off as if he's not being just another human being like everyone else. I love this cartoon; what a squirrel!

@penguino9

13y

genius. especially the pre certified part. this i have to say is one of my favorite foamy rants!

@CyberSandbox

9y↑4

I'm making that my ringtone

@kittehboiDJ

This used to be my favorite ringtone!

@juliachu89

13y

I love how I am watching this video. And I see a sprint phone plan advertisement on the side.

@Wowreference

14y

Man this is by far the smartest squirrel (and arguably the most true and logical being) that I've ever seen. O.o

@morganmiller41

9y↑2

I had the foamy ringtone.

@johnbates4319

Certified pre-fu****.....I'm 65 and have that as my ringtone. You should see the looks I get when foamy cuts loose!!! PRICELESS! 🤓

@kingpolaris

Still watching ten years later

@AnastaciaPrihodko

14y

Serious... I really want that "Foamy Ringtone" :3 IT's AWSOME!

@wolfygirl1313

13y

The whole reason I found out about Foamy is because I was watching funny clips about Hidan from Naruto and one was him saying the cell phone plans. I saw in the comments about it and decided to check it out!!! Now, I LOVE YOU FOAMY!!!

@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies

13y

I recorded you saying your idea for a ringtone, and set it as my ringtone when this came out however many years ago. Teachers didn't like it going off in class.

@Kleptul

13y

One of the few good uses I get out of my cellphone is watching Foamy videos on youtube :)

@Bro00017

12y

1:20 I actually had that as my ringtone for ages lol.

@goldentwinklemuffinthecali3234

1:20

@sherryshrewsbury3110

by far the best one made ,

@VideoSuperMaster

Calling calls "certified pre-owned" reminds of me of that South Park episode about those smug people smelling their own farts: "My car's not used, it's certified pre-owned thank you very much!"

@TheRedPandaQueen

15y

I have the foamy ringtone. had it on my old phone, got it again

@chaoticpix93

13y

I still have this ringtone!!!

@dwermes

13y

I live across the street from a car lot and they have the "Certified Pre-Owned" and I just giggle every time I see it. I had the stupid random beat from my phone, but after listening to this I realized he's right and I actually found a regular ring to put on the phone and use it now.

@isssssie

14y

LOVE IT As good as when i first saw it ages ago :)

@danyealle416

2022 an this still cracks me up lol

@BlackOctoberFox

12y

This was the first episode I ever watched *sigh* good times, good times

@ImpaledWolf

14y

Ha, my local car dealer has the slogan, "Certified, certified, certified!", for pre-owned cars.

@tokenride04

11y↑1

lol in-plan calling... 2009 was so ancient...

@InuyashaFanatic13

13y

I held my phone up to the speaker and recorded that Foamy Ringtone :3

@jcrocker2323

14y

i actually changed my ringtone to a regular phone ring because of this

@demonlordotrt754

9y↑2

i would so put that on my ring tone lol

@z250B

12y

Chopper ring tones are best

@tuv65

13y

loove this squirrel he can say everything you think but can't say due to manners, or feelings

@ThrashinYorkie

12y

AWESOME!

@magefire130

11y

certifide pre-owned cars are "certified" so that no one tries to sell it as a new car. It also gives the history of the car and means the car is fixed up and in working order. That's the piont of a pre-owned car being certifide.

@TigerLikesTail

13y

Foamy loved George Carlin as much as me. Gotta love the Carlinisms Go Foamy, & carry the torch for new generations.

@moderngeek7911

13y

I wanna make a ringtone of Foamy The Squirrel now.

@anime1vampire2

11y

oh god this is sooooo old....im getting nostalgia

@kelbymelo1037

11y

I have the foamy ringtone as well, I never let it pass the first ring.

@shadowking1380

I remember watching this back in 2005

@cheezemonkeyeater

14y

That really should be a ring-tone.

@roystonlodge

14y

My ringtone is an mp3 of a 1970s telephone ringing. It totally freaks people out.

@kairon156

I like the bit about the phone.

@aulilikiki

12y

I WANT THAT RING TONE

@amxeproduction

13y

i would like the foamy ringtone

@iluvsakuraandsyaoran

14y

They'll bring back the phone ringing as a ringtone, and call it "Old Classic" and charge you three dollars for it.

@OneSillyOwl

13y

this is hilarious because a cellphone ringtone ad was to the side of this

@BlackRainRising

Foamy needs to rant about the people hitting the button to make their cars honk or chirp when they can't find their car, that good ol' panic button that used to be good for letting someone know you were in trouble and now it's a common every day sound to find your car... As a cart pusher I hear this so much I am in agreement with the just a 20,000 dollar piece of machinery why would you remember where you parked it... we need a panic button rant!!

@christopherrobinson2331

12y

I'd get that ringtone, but we can only afford a single phone for the entire famillt.

@BenB998765

13y

@DarkRagnarok8 thanks for putting that up, it saved my the time of making it myself.

@DeathopTerokkar

13y

this ringtone in a phone store while they explain a new offer can get really bad

@carmindyy

15y

'hey, follow the sound of my voice and kill whoever's holding the phone' IS an actual foamy ringtone! my friend bought tht a couple yrs ago&had it set as her ringtone for like 3 months XD

@mrsanimelover79

13y

When I watched this, right next to it was a car rental ad, makes you think.

@mellosgirlfriend

12y

i have his ringtone and love it

@georgiaporter4260

Classic Foamy is the best Foamy hands down. Foamy is lord and master!

@EveleenOMalleyLadyoftheRealm

10y

0:24 was the best part of this episode.

@lp1534

10y

Omg Thank you Foamy!!! <3 <3

@marilynmanson25

14y

foamy's version of a ringotne...i have that as a ringtone on my phone...

@TheTelenation

13y

My fones always on silent but even so I want foamy as my text ringtone.

@ThufferingThucutash

11y

First line. YES.

@KaijuKim

12y

I lost it when he said "certified pre-f**ked". roflmao

@RealRaynedance

15y

I know I want that ringtone so bad right now lol.

@DJDeathRevenant

12y

That is my ring tone seriously...

@darth375

14y

Wow. I just noticed that. Good catch.

@artistwithouttalent

13y

Actually, I currently use the foamy ringtone. It's his "Brrrrrrrrrrrring" followed by "Hey, follow the sound of my voice...."

@loveupgrade

12y

hahaha i love how the add next to this on my computer is a t-mobile ad. XD

@tag7100

14y

George Carlin did a great bit about how what things are called has been sterilized and pussified over the years. Shell-shock became post traumatic stress disorder; bathroom became washroom; stupid became attention deficit disorder; and so on.