Frank Hayes is a Midwest American filker, best known for "Never Set the Cat… Read Full Bio ↴Frank Hayes is a Midwest American filker, best known for "Never Set the Cat on Fire" and the phenomenon of "Frank Hayes disease" where a filker forgets the lyrics in mid-song. His songs are usually lighthearted and satirical looks at science fiction themes.
Molecular Clouds
Frank Hayes Lyrics
We have lyrics for these tracks by Frank Hayes:
Boomer Johnson Oh, Mister Boomer Johnson was a-gettin' old in spots But yo…
Cockroaches On Parade Now that it's cold with winds outside They need a warm…
Don In questo girotondo d'anime Chi si volta Γ¨ perso e resta…
Don't Ask The orders come down, and they march us away; There's a…
Eban Post Eban Post was pale as a ghost but his eyes…
Grandfather Clock My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf So it…
Like a Lamb to the Slaughter (Spoken:) "Matty Groves" is a great old traditional …
Little Fuzzy Animals When you land on Bailey's 7, you may not like…
Never Set the Cat on Fire Never set the cat on fire; you only will annoy…
Stuck Here When you build a ship to sail deep space You can't…
Threes Deep in engineering down where mortals seldom go, A manager…
Threes (Revision 1.1) Deep in engineering down where mortals seldom go, A manager …
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@nicknickman6248
couldn't find the lyrics anywhere, here's my attempt - correct me if I'm wrong!
Now in our scientific search for knowledge all out in deepest space
We found a lot of hydrogen and carbon and nitrogen, and stranger stuffs' a trace
(That's about one atom per cubic centimeter, what you call hard vacuum!)
That gas out there, it seams and glows, new stars it births and shrouds
The astronomer folks, they give it a name - call it giant molecular coluds
(Hydrogen mostly, carbon monoxide, H2O, ice - it's cooold out there!)
But a guy by the name of Ben N. Zuckerman discovered something more
A complex mass of exotic molecules in our own galactic core
(CH3-CH2-OH, for you teetotalers and non-chemists, that's ethyl-alcohol - pure vodka.)
Now the booze alone in this cloud would fill ten thousand Earths or more
Oh joy, the interstellar traveler, who tours our galactic core
(Just think of it - a giant sized screwdriver, and a galactic hangover.)
The prize awaits us, intrepid friends, oh that our cup's so small
Launch outward and upward, and coreward whole, for a party to end them all!
(Universal happy hour. And think of all that ice!)
Launch outward and upward, and coreward whole, for a party to end them all!
@malaizze
I demand an animated show with the exact level of destruction and drama as Star Wars but theyβre all going after the space vodka
@nickspillman6275
I imagine that looking more like borderlands.
@monseurwanksalotte3477
this comment is like a time capsule
@DeezNuts-ju1rj
@@nickspillman6275 yeah, with the spacecraft running on beer! reference to another song
@gabrielstrong2186
@@DeezNuts-ju1rj Transport 18? Or The Terrific Centrifugal Still?
@DeezNuts-ju1rj
@@gabrielstrong2186 transport 18
@LuizAlexPhoenix
Drinking a cloud of alcohol might not be the safest idea. But it should be added to our bucketlist of "Things to do in space ASAP"
@spacecorpse3212
id rather refine the ice and turn it into fuel
@SavitarTheSurfingGod
Did i just get a science lecture in the form of a filk song!? Sadly i will probably retain this better than i ever did anything in school. Alcohol and Science what will they think of next.
@spacecorpse3212
Normal people: BOOZE!
ME : holy shit that's a lot of fuel either the ice or booze