A Fine Romance
Frank Sinatra Lyrics


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A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants




I never get the chance
This is a fine romance

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Sinatra's song "A Fine Romance" depict a romantic relationship where one partner is emotionally distant and unresponsive. The song's opening lines describe the relationship as a 'fine romance' with 'no kisses,' indicating that there is no physical affection or emotional intimacy present. The second line reinforces this idea, stating that they "should be like a couple of hot tomatoes" but are not. The following line, "But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes," further emphasizes the lack of warmth and feeling in the relationship.


The second verse uses sarcasm to criticize the partner's emotional disconnection. The singer compares their partner to 'jello' while they take romance, indicating that their partner is emotionally weak and unreliable. They further criticize their partner's lack of expression, highlighting that even 'calmer than the seals / in the Arctic Ocean' animals can express emotions through physical actions. Ultimately, the singer finds the relationship to be lacking in passion, stating that they 'never get the chance' to experience the intimacy and love that they desire.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance, with no kisses
We are in a relationship without any romantic intimacy.


A fine romance, my friend this is
Despite the lack of physical affection, we are still in a good, friendly relationship.


We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
We should have a passionate relationship full of desire and zest.


But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
You are emotionally frigid and unresponsive to my desires.


A fine romance, you won't nestle
You are not willing to embrace me and show me affection.


A fine romance, you won't wrestle
You are not willing to engage with me in a playful or passionate manner.


I might as well play bridge
I might as well engage in a less exciting and less emotional activity instead of pursuing this romance.


With my old maid aunt
I might as well engage in an unromantic activity with someone who is not my romantic partner.


I haven't got a chance
I have no hope of this relationship progressing in a more affectionate and intimate direction.


This is a fine romance
Despite the lack of physical intimacy, we remain in a cordial relationship.


A fine romance, my good fellow
We are still in a good relationship, my dear friend.


You take romance, I'll take jello
You are not interested in engaging in serious romantic activity, and are content with frivolous, trivial matters.


You're calmer than the seals
You are emotionally detached, and do not experience strong emotions.


In the Arctic Ocean
You are so emotionally detached, it's like you are in a cold, isolated place.


At least they flap their fins
Even animals express emotions through physical actions, which is more than you are willing to do.


To express emotion
Animals use physical actions to show their emotions, in contrast to your emotional detachment.


A fine romance with no quarrels
We are in a good relationship and have no major disagreements or conflicts.


With no insults and all morals
We are polite and well-behaved in our interactions, despite the lack of affection and passion.


I've never mussed the crease
I have never been intimate enough with you to even wrinkle your clothes or affect your appearance.


In your blue serge pants
Your clothes are pristine and untouched, further demonstrating the lack of affection or passion in our relationship.


I never get the chance
I am never given the opportunity to show you affection or engage with you on a more intimate level.


This is a fine romance
We are in a relationship that is satisfactory, despite the lack of affection and passion.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: JEROME KERN, DOROTHY FIELDS

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Koala things

Love it

Dale Holmgren

The build on this song is exquisite.

Jonathan Zielke

What a swinging rendition!

Sargam Gurung

god i love this song

beachgal SF

This is the version from the LP Ring-a-Ding-Ding! 1961 - Johnny Mandel - arranger, conductor- some of my fav Frank work is from this period.

JuicyTaz201

Nothing but the best there ever was!

Sameer Chaudhary

Neal sat on the floor with a music box and listened with tremendous amazement at the little song it played...

John Benn

I agree 100%

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