"This Ain't CNN"
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (synclavier)
Ensemble modern

Ich bin grad reinkommen
(I just came in)
Und da hab I gsehn, dass
(and I noticed that)
Da so viel platz is
(there is so much room here)

[someone says that this is not the 'un man..']

Ich versteh kein wort
(I don't understand a word)
Ich bin do in dem klavier
(I am in this piano and )
Drinne und's klingt so komisch
(it sounds so strange)

[someone says 'this ain't cnn'...]

Do kommt ma scho rum in dem klavier
(you sure get around in this piano)

[someone says 'my fist speaks english...']

I net, I net, wenn I red no red I
(not me, not me, when I speak I do)
Scho bayrisch
(speak bavarian)

[a different voice in german:]

Bevor ich hier reingekommen
(before I came in here, I had a)
Bin, da hab ich ein patrami
(pastrami sandwich,)
Sandwich gegessen, es war gut
(it was good)

Gebt's ihm doch ein pony,
(give him a pony, yes, give him)
Jo, gebt's ihm ein pony
(a pony)

[then they talk about 'room service' and how to make a phone call from a payphone.]

Ah, a zahltelefon
(ah, a payphone)

[you hear again a different voice in german. this is a commercial for a german phone service company:]

Telefonkarte
(phone credit card)
Qualitaet und sicherheit
(quality and security)
Aus einer hand
(from one source)

Wir sind deutschlands
(we are germany's)
Kommunikationsgesellschaft
(communication company)

Drei null eins eins null drei eins eins drei sechs
(3 0 1 1 0 3 1 1 3 6)

Qualitaet und sicherheit
(quality and security)
Aus einer hand
(from one source)

Telecom
(telecom)

[then it goes on until 'rap .. hip hop ...']

Sonate - das ist musik
(sonata (or serenade? )- that's music)

Mozart, mozart

Mondscheinsonate
(moonlight serenade)

Des klingt so grauenhaft
(this sounds so awful)




Des moecht I fei nimmer hoeren
(I don't want to hear this anymore)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "This Ain't CNN" by Frank Zappa serve as a commentary on media culture and the commodification of news. The song opens with the singer remarking on the amount of space in the environment, suggesting that there is room for something new and different. However, they don't understand what is being said, and the sounds are distorted and strange, perhaps suggesting that the media presents information in a manipulated, distorted manner.


Throughout the song, different voices interject, discussing topics such as sandwiches and room service, depicting how news is packaged and presented to audiences as entertainment. The mention of a payphone and a commercial for a telecommunications company also reflect the role of the media in shaping communication and information sharing.


The song ultimately critiques the commercialization and sensationalism of news, suggesting that it sometimes sacrifices truth and accuracy in favor of ratings and profit. The use of German phrases and the reference to Mozart's work add an element of irony and humor to the commentary.


Line by Line Meaning

Ich bin grad reinkommen
I just arrived


Und da hab I gsehn, dass
And then I saw that


Da so viel platz is
There is a lot of space here


Ich versteh kein wort
I don't understand a word


Ich bin do in dem klavier
I am inside this piano


Drinne und's klingt so komisch
It sounds strange from in here


Do kommt ma scho rum in dem klavier
You sure get around in this piano


I net, I net, wenn I red no red I
Not me, not me, when I speak I


Scho bayrisch
Speak Bavarian


Bevor ich hier reingekommen
Before I came in here


Bin, da hab ich ein patrami
I had a pastrami sandwich


Sandwich gegessen, es war gut
It was good


Gebt's ihm doch ein pony,
Give him a pony


Jo, gebt's ihm ein pony
Yes, give him a pony


Ah, a zahltelefon
Ah, a payphone


Telefonkarte
Phone credit card


Qualitaet und sicherheit
Quality and security


Aus einer hand
From one source


Wir sind deutschlands
We are Germany's


Kommunikationsgesellschaft
Communication company


Drei null eins eins null drei eins eins drei sechs
3 0 1 1 0 3 1 1 3 6


Telecom
Telecom


Sonate - das ist musik
Sonata - that's music


Mozart, mozart
Mozart, Mozart


Mondscheinsonate
Moonlight Sonata


Des klingt so grauenhaft
This sounds terrible


Des moecht I fei nimmer hoeren
I don't want to hear it anymore




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