15 Yo Cats
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve vai (guitar)
Johnny "guitar" watson (guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (guitar, vocals)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Bobby martin (keyboards, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Scott thunes (bass)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Ed mann (percussion)

Yo cats, yo yo
Yo chooch, way to go
You is dead, but you don't know
Yo let's carve, hey where's the blow?

Get your fiddle, get your bow
Play some footballs on your hole
Watch your watch, play a little flat
Make the session go overtime, that's where it's at

Saxophone, clarinet
How many doubles can you get
Special rules provide the way
To help you maximize your pay

Your girl, arlyn's, what's the diff
What's the service that you're with
So long as you can suck the butt
Of the contractor who calls you up

Your career could take a thud
Unless you kneel and scarf his pud
And when the dates come rolling in
You can wipe your lips and flash a grin
That tells them all on the jingle date
That you enjoyed what you just ate

Yum yum, dog food
Hemorrhoid cream but the bread's so good
New rv and a leisure suit
Hey, I play shit but I love the loot

Thank the union, it's so great
Only a few get to be on the date
Those other shmucks with electric guitars
Got to play for poot in the bistro bars

You have made it, you are cool
You have been to the berkeley school
You give clinics on the side
Music has died and no one cried

Yo cats, yo yo
Yo chooch way to go
You is dead!





Hey! have a nice one, guy!

Overall Meaning

In "Yo Cats," Frank Zappa uses satire to critique the music industry and the culture surrounding it. Zappa and his accompanying musicians create a chaotic and frenzied atmosphere, with the lyrics acting as a stream-of-consciousness commentary. The opening lines, "Yo cats, yo yo / Yo chooch, way to go / You is dead, but you don't know / Yo let's carve, hey where's the blow?" set the tone for the rest of the song, with nonsensical phrases and slang thrown in to disorient the listener.


Zappa touches on the topic of contractors and their treatment of musicians, highlighting the lengths some performers will go to in order to secure work. He sings, "Your career could take a thud / Unless you kneel and scarf his pud / And when the dates come rolling in / You can wipe your lips and flash a grin / That tells them all on the jingle date / That you enjoyed what you just ate." The lyrics also touch on the idea of musicians selling out, with lines like "Hey, I play shit but I love the loot" and "Music has died and no one cried."


Overall, "Yo Cats" is a satirical commentary on the music industry and the people involved in it. Zappa uses his signature mix of humor and social critique to highlight the absurdity of the industry and its culture.


Line by Line Meaning

Yo cats, yo yo
Greetings friends


Yo chooch, way to go
Hey friend, congratulations


You is dead, but you don't know
You are oblivious to your own ignorance


Yo let's carve, hey where's the blow?
Shall we begin playing music? By the way, where's the cocaine?


Get your fiddle, get your bow
Get your instrument ready


Play some footballs on your hole
Play some odd notes or rhythms


Watch your watch, play a little flat
Pay attention to the time and play slightly out of tune


Make the session go overtime, that's where it's at
Extend the recording session to capture the perfect sound


Saxophone, clarinet
List of instruments


How many doubles can you get
How many different tracks can be recorded


Special rules provide the way
Rules must be followed for success


To help you maximize your pay
To help you earn more money


Your girl, arlyn's, what's the diff
What is the difference about Arlyn?


What's the service that you're with
What services do you provide?


So long as you can suck the butt
As long as you can flatter your employer


Of the contractor who calls you up
Of the person who hires you


Your career could take a thud
Your career could be ruined


Unless you kneel and scarf his pud
Unless you are subservient and flatter your employer


And when the dates come rolling in
And when the performance offers come in


You can wipe your lips and flash a grin
You can pretend that everything is okay


That tells them all on the jingle date
That tells everyone that you enjoyed the performance


That you enjoyed what you just ate
That you had a great time playing music


Yum yum, dog food
Sarcastic comment about the music industry


Hemorrhoid cream but the bread's so good
Sarcastic comment about the money being worth the pain


New rv and a leisure suit
Sarcastic comment about the the way musicians spend their money


Hey, I play shit but I love the loot
Admitting that the music played is low quality, but the money is worth it


Thank the union, it's so great
Sarcastic comment about the music industry unions


Only a few get to be on the date
Only a select few get to perform


Those other shmucks with electric guitars
Insulting comment about other musicians


Got to play for poot in the bistro bars
Got to play for almost no payment in small bars


You have made it, you are cool
Being successful in the music industry is cool


You have been to the berkeley school
Being educated in music is important for success


You give clinics on the side
Sharing your knowledge and experience is part of being successful


Music has died and no one cried
Sad comment about the state of the music industry


Hey! have a nice one, guy!
Farewell




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa, Tommy Mariano

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Comments from YouTube:

Frank D

2:58 kills me every time.

a625 c625

this song rules

Joaquin Correa

You have made it, you are cool You have been to the berkeley school You give clinics on the side Music has died and no one cried FZ

Oivalf Music

Berklee*

Hampton Washington

Joaquin Correa this song is why the rocknrollhalloffame waited for fz to die before they inducted him.

nadasonic

still think this is based on Teen Town. no one else seems to have noticed..

Mizz Maddie

Hmmm...interesting...

Tory Slusher

Hey, I play s***,
but I love that lute

Superfly271

I think it's "loot".

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