A Token Of My Extreme
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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L. Ron Hoover:
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!

Don't you be Tarot-fied
It's just a token of my extreme
Don't you be Tarot-fied
It's just a token of my extreme
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
You don't want to know what they have seen
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
You don't want to know what they have seen

Joe:
Some people think
That if they go too far
They'll never get back
To where the rest of them are
I might be crazy
But there's one thing I know
You might be surprised
At what you find out when ya go!

Oh oh oh
Mystical Advisor
What is my problem, tell me
Can you see?

L. Ron Hoover:
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist,
It appears to me!

Joe:
That all seems very, very strange
I never craved a toaster
Or a color T.V.

L. Ron Hoover:
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES . . .
Get the picture?

Joe:
Are you telling me
I should come out of the closet now
Mr. Ron?

L. Ron Hoover:
No, my son!
You must go into
THE CLOSET

Joe:
What?

L. Ron Hoover:
And you will have

Joe:
Eh?

L. Ron Hoover:
Hey!
A lot of fun!
That's where they all live
So if you want an
Appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there
'N get you one

Joe:
Well . . . that seems simple enough . . .

L. Ron Hoover:
Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one,
You'll have to learn a foreign language . . .

Joe:
German, for instance?

L. Ron Hoover:
That's right . . .
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
(Fifty bucks, please)

L. Ron Hoover:
If you been
Mod-O-fied,
It's an illusion, an yer in between
Don't you be
Tarot-fied,
It's just a lot of nothin',
So what can it mean?

If you been
Mod-O-fied,
It's an illusion, an yer in between
Don't you be
Tarot-fied,
It's just a lot of nothin',
So what can it mean?

If you been
Mod-O-fied,
It's an illusion, an yer in between . . .





Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe has just learned to speak German. Now, get this, here's why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET . . . And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean) . . . so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one . . . that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body . . . it's really exciting . . . and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG . . .

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of “A Token Of My Extreme” by Frank Zappa explore themes of sexual fetishism and disillusionment through a satirical lens. The song begins with a reference to L. Ron Hubbard and his Church of Scientology, in which an announcement is made for the First Church of Appliantology. Then, the lyrics address the idea of being afraid of the unknown and tells the listener not to be 'Tarot-fied' as what follows should be regarded as just a token of someone's extreme behavior.


The song then introduces Joe, who is seeking advice from L. Ron Hoover, and throughout the conversation, it's revealed that Joe is a Latent Appliance Fetishist - someone who refuses to admit that their sexual satisfaction is derived only from the machines. Hoover advises Joe to explore his fetishism by going into the closet and searching for a machine appliance that satisfies him, which is a euphemism for ‘coming out of the closet.' The song goes on to question the reality and worth of the experience of being mod-O-fied, coming to the conclusion that it's all an illusion.


Overall, the song satirizes the mindset of those who attempt to suppress their desires and urges, as well as the institutions that encourage this behavior. Frank Zappa's use of absurd metaphors deconstructs the notion of social acceptance, and in the face of such absurdity, the listener is encouraged to accept their impulses and desires.


Line by Line Meaning

L. Ron Hoover: Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!
L. Ron Hoover is welcoming the listener to the Church of Appliantology where the white zone is only meant for loading and unloading.


Don't you be Tarot-fied It's just a token of my extreme Don't you never try to look behind my eyes You don't want to know what they have seen
The singer is telling the listener not to be afraid as this is just a way of showing his extreme side. He warns the listener to not try to look behind his eyes because the things he has seen are very disturbing.


Some people think That if they go too far They'll never get back To where the rest of them are I might be crazy But there's one thing I know You might be surprised At what you find out when ya go! Oh oh oh Mystical Advisor What is my problem, tell me Can you see?
Joe is saying that some people are afraid to step outside their comfort zone because they think they may never return to where they were. He admits that he might be crazy but points out that sometimes you may be surprised by what you find when you explore outside your comfort zone. He seeks advice from his mystical advisor to help him understand his problems.


Well, you have nothing to fear, my son! You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!
L. Ron Hoover tells Joe that he is a latent appliance fetishist and that he has nothing to fear. This means that Joe has a sexual attraction to appliances but has not fully accepted or realized it yet.


A Latent Appliance Fetishist Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself That sexual gratification can only be achieved Through the use of MACHINES . . . Get the picture?
L. Ron Hoover explains that latent appliance fetishist is a person who has not fully accepted that sexual pleasure comes only through the use of machines. He asks Joe if he understands.


No, my son! You must go into THE CLOSET
L. Ron Hoover tells Joe that he needs to explore his fetish by going into the closet. This means Joe needs to accept and explore his sexual attraction to appliances.


And you will have Eh? Hey! A lot of fun! That's where they all live So if you want an Appliance to love you You'll have to go in there 'N get you one
L. Ron Hoover tells Joe that exploring his fetish is a lot of fun and all appliances live in the closet. If Joe wants an appliance to fulfill his sexual desires, he needs to go into the closet and get one.


Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one, You'll have to learn a foreign language . . . German, for instance? That's right . . . A lot of really cute ones come from over there! (Fifty bucks, please)
L. Ron Hoover tells Joe that if he wants a good appliance, he should learn a foreign language like German. A lot of cute appliances come from Germany. He asks for payment for this advice.


If you been Mod-O-fied, It's an illusion, an yer in between Don't you be Tarot-fied, It's just a lot of nothin', So what can it mean?
The artist is saying that if you have been modified, it is just an illusion and you are in between. He tells the listener to not be afraid and that it is just a lot of nothing, so it does not mean anything.


This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe has just learned to speak German. Now, get this, here's why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET . . . And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean) . . . so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one . . . that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body . . . it's really exciting . . . and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG . . .
The central scrutinizer explains that Joe has learned to speak German so that he can go to The Closet where he can find appliances to fulfill his sexual desires. He watches the kitchen machineries dance with each other and sees one that he finds very exciting. He gets so excited that he bursts into song.




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Comments from YouTube:

@Iwalkaroundatnighyt

Man i wish Frank was here still today can you imagine the songs he would put out under these times and circumstances of today

@Cameron-ml3nn

I can't .Only from within the mind of the Imaginer as they imagine their imaginary imaginations.But who really gives a fuck anyway??.Arbeit Macht Krank-ünd Alles ißt in ordernùng wirklich.

@thePlum

We need Zappa music & Thompson journalism in todays world

@jeaniemattone3899

He already warned us. It’s all right here.

@doug6047

@@jeaniemattone3899
Frank's message to the future

@andrewdiaz5827

He is perhaps the greatest loss in serious music

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@v2vroth

ZAPPA ❤

@ton3353

Great song, I heard it soooo much, I can dream it.

@muffinman4353

Saw Frank during the, "Joe's Garage" tour..... Standing right in front of Ike Willis while he was singing this song. Great memories....

@thomaswilson4441

Stinkfoot orchestra. See you again

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