A Typical Sound Check
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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[includes a quote from Whole Lotta Love (Page/Plant/Jones/Bonham)]

Mark: All skate. Men only!
Aynsley: Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin' [...]
?: Gotta put that sign on the front, man
?: Got to get that sign on the front
?: [...] sign of the bass player
Aynsley: Because I . . . I'm gonna have to find [...] I'm gonna take about five minutes with the other thing in there in time to go on
?: Get some more weirdness
?: Hey man
?: Hey, it's far right here
?: [...] together?
?: It's far right there
?: Well . . .
?: Perverse!
George: Hey, I'm still an hour here
Mark: See it, my washboard's in the car
?: What?
Aynsley: See, they gotta have two holes here
?: Ah!
Jeff: Yeah
?: Washboards . . .
Jeff: Oh we got our amps switched. I should be having . . .

Mark:
If you do not hear me
You may now walk out




For I am here
And I am talking . . .

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's song "A Typical Sound Check" describe the chaos and confusion that often ensues during the sound check process before a music performance. The dialogue among the musicians highlights the technical difficulties and communication breakdowns that can arise as they try to set up the equipment and make sure everything is working properly. The use of profanity and rough language can be interpreted as a reflection of the frustration and pressure that comes with putting on a show.


Throughout the dialogue, there are references to various musical elements such as the bass player, strange sounds, and the placement of instruments on stage. The use of the quote from Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" serves as a humorous interruption to the otherwise hectic scene.


Overall, the song captures the often overlooked and stressful process of preparing for a live music performance. It reveals the behind-the-scenes chaos that goes into creating an impeccable sound, which ultimately sets the stage for a successful show.


Line by Line Meaning

Mark: All skate. Men only!
Announcing to the band that it's time for a sound check and only male members can participate in it.


Aynsley: Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin' [...]
Aynsley regrets not putting something in place, possibly a missing equipment, which may cause trouble during the sound check.


?: Gotta put that sign on the front, man
Someone suggests putting a sign, probably indicating the event's name or something else on the front stage so that the audience can see.


?: Got to get that sign on the front
Another voice agrees to the suggestion made earlier and emphasizes the importance of putting a sign in front of the stage.


?: [...] sign of the bass player
The person's speech is inaudible, but probably talking about the need to place a sign that mentions the name of the bass player or any particular aspect of the bass performance.


Aynsley: Because I . . . I'm gonna have to find [...] I'm gonna take about five minutes with the other thing in there in time to go on
Aynsley is mentioning that he needs to find someone or something, which might take approximately five minutes, before going on stage.


?: Get some more weirdness
Someone in the band is asking to add more strange or unconventional things to the soundcheck, thereby implying that it is essential for a good performance.


?: Hey man
A voice trying to get someone's attention politely and casually while referring to them as 'man.'


?: Hey, it's far right here
Somebody identifying the location of an area in the stage which is far right.


?: [...] together?
A person speaking incoherently; probably asking for a piece of equipment or something to be connected or assembled.


?: It's far right there
Another voice confirms the location that was earlier pointed out and tries to reassure them that it's at the spot mentioned.


?: Well . . .
A vague expression by someone, implying that they're unsure or undecided about something.


?: Perverse!
A random exclamation for an unknown reason.


George: Hey, I'm still an hour here
George is probably referring to the time left for the performance or the start of the event, implying that he is still early by one hour.


Mark: See it, my washboard's in the car
Mark mentions that his washboard instrument is still in the car and maybe someone needs to retrieve it so that they can start the soundcheck.


?: What?
Someone asking for clarification about what was just said earlier.


Aynsley: See, they gotta have two holes here
Aynsley points out that two separate spots are required for a sound check, implying that there is only one place available for the same.


?: Ah!
An expression of regret or realization for an unknown reason.


Jeff: Yeah
Jeff agrees to something said earlier.


?: Washboards . . .
Someone speaking incomprehensibly—probably making a statement or asking a question about washboards.


Jeff: Oh we got our amps switched. I should be having . . .
Jeff realizes that the amps for the instruments may have got mixed up and suggests that he is supposed to have some other amp.


Mark: If you do not hear me You may now walk out For I am here And I am talking . . .
Mark addresses the audience and requests them to listen to him speaking during the soundcheck. He also gives them the option to leave if they cannot hear or don't want to listen to him.




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