Ancient Armaments
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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FZ: Awright. This is it. This is the Big One. Happy Halloween Everybody! Hi Debbie.

Audient: !!!This is Frank Zappa on Halloween and he's like Guy Lombardo on New Years!!

FZ: Awright. Let me tell you what I'm gonna do tonight. Tonight, since this is the Big One, we're going to play a very long show. I hope... I hope you people aren't in a hurry to get home.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Keep it. Ok.
What I am supposed to do with this?
Write on it? Alright. Look. Look.
Here. Here. I'll tell ya.
Whose was this?
Hey! Don't mash each other. Move back.
Now look. Hi!

What we're going to do
For those of you who have been here before Stop! Stop! Stop! Silence! Listen! Here. An important announcement: For those of you who have been here before John.
We are going to play a whole We're gonna play a whole collection of stuff that we don't normally do But before we do that We're going to play our normal show For those of you who haven't seen any of the other shows.
So. If you already know the songs to the normal show, sing along.
And if you don't Hope you enjoy it.




Let me... Let me introduce ya to the members of our rocking teenage combo. This is Vince Colaiuta on drums. Arthur Barrow on bass. Patrick O'Hearn on bass. Tommy Mars on keyboards. Denny Walley on guitar. Peter Wolf on keyboards. Ed Mann on percussion. And a little bit later on, L. Shankar on violin.
Ok. The name of this song is Dancin' Fool. One, two, three, four...

Overall Meaning

The above lyrics are the opening lines of Frank Zappa's Halloween 1981 concert, where he introduces the audience to his big plans for the night. He starts by telling them that they are going to play a very long show and hope the audience is not in a hurry to get home. He then interrupts himself, asking what he is supposed to do with something he was handed, and proceeds to joke around with the audience.


He then announces that for those who have been to his shows before, they are going to play a whole collection of stuff they don't normally do. He encourages the audience to sing along if they know the songs and if not, to enjoy it anyway. He then introduces the members of his band and proceeds to play "Dancin' Fool."


This intro to the concert sets the tone for what the audience is about to experience - a wild and unpredictable show full of unexpected twists and turns. It also showcases Frank Zappa's humor, wit, and unique style of performance.


Line by Line Meaning

Awright. This is it. This is the Big One. Happy Halloween Everybody! Hi Debbie.
Frank Zappa greets the audience and announces that it is Halloween. He takes the opportunity to build hype by claiming that this is going to be a major event. He even greets a member of the audience by name.


Awright. Let me tell you what I'm gonna do tonight. Tonight, since this is the Big One, we're going to play a very long show. I hope... I hope you people aren't in a hurry to get home. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Keep it. Ok. What I am supposed to do with this? Write on it? Alright. Look. Look. Here. Here. I'll tell ya. Whose was this? Hey! Don't mash each other. Move back. Now look. Hi!
Frank starts outlining his plans for the show, it will be lengthy and he hopes the audience has no immediate plans after the event. He then interrupts himself to make some adjustments to a prop. After getting distracted, he introduces himself to the audience again.


What we're going to do For those of you who have been here before Stop! Stop! Stop! Silence! Listen! Here. An important announcement: For those of you who have been here before John. We are going to play a whole We're gonna play a whole collection of stuff that we don't normally do But before we do that We're going to play our normal show For those of you who haven't seen any of the other shows. So. If you already know the songs to the normal show, sing along. And if you don't Hope you enjoy it.
Frank explains that the show will consist of a mix of old and new material. He instructs previous attendees to pay attention as there will be a change in the collection of music played. However, he assures first-timers of a good time and encourages everyone to participate in singing along.


Let me... Let me introduce ya to the members of our rocking teenage combo. This is Vince Colaiuta on drums. Arthur Barrow on bass. Patrick O'Hearn on bass. Tommy Mars on keyboards. Denny Walley on guitar. Peter Wolf on keyboards. Ed Mann on percussion. And a little bit later on, L. Shankar on violin.
Frank introduces members of his band who are going to be performing. He lists each musician and their respective instrument.


Ok. The name of this song is Dancin' Fool. One, two, three, four...
Frank announces the name of the first song in their set, Dancin' Fool, and instructs the band to start playing.




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Comments from YouTube:

Neil Madden

Wow, I had this tagged on the end of a cassette tape of the Detroit Conceptual Continuity concert. That has since been cleaned up and published on CD, but this brilliant track was left off. Thought I'd never hear it again. Millions thanks for posting

Flowood Piano

One of my favorite pieces of music ever.

gogogo stopstop

Ditto.

Gary Geddes

finally found it.i love this piece.i have a very old scratchy single and no longer have a turntable to play this.so much to listen to.it's just beautiful music.play with headphones on and soak it up.

jacques parpaing

The lost status surely helps, but this track is lovely

Alexander 'Sascha' Tukatsch

Sounds great at 33 1/3 rpm too...

Alexander 'Sascha' Tukatsch

When I first put this record on I too listened to it at half speed - I almost like it better at that speed...so emotive

o p

It’s f*cking awesome...

bozotheklein

flip side of i don't wanna' get drafted.....the 12 inch single released in Canada, because, the USA (would you go all the way?) had a problem with it....happy halloween everybody!

bozotheklein

sold my copy for a buck....was moving..needed the money.....i used to cut the grass.....

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