Any Kind Of Pain
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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You are the girl
Somebody invented
In a grim little office
On madison ave.

They were specific
They made you terrific:
Red lips;
Blue eyes;
Blonde hair;
Un-wise --
You're all-american,
And, darling, they said so

You'd take any kind of pain from me,
Wouldn't you, baby?
You'd take any kind of pain from me,
Wouldn't you, baby?
Since you haven't got a brain,
Let me just explain:
Any kind of pain
Is never a maybe

Her head's full of bubbles;
Her nose is petite!
She looks like she never
Gets nothin' to eat!

She dines with actors,
'n wall street characters:
Dull talk;
Nice clothes --
See her?
She blows --
She's so important
'cause he gets to do talk shows --

And she'd take any kind of pain from me,
Wouldn't you, bobby?
She'd take any kind of pain from me,
Wouldn't you, bobby?
Since you haven't got a name,
Let me just explain:
Any kind of pain
Is probably her hobby

She has moves up now;
She's come a long way --
They give her bunches
Of words she can say!

When she's in a bold mood,
'confinement loaf' sounds good --
That's right,
She's wrong!
Let's end
Her song

(it seems she's everywhere
We just can't escape her --
Is this a miracle of pure evolution?
And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her --
She brings the 80's
To a thrilling conclusion!)

Yes, she's every bit as tame as me,
Isn't she tender?
Yes, she's every bit as lame as me,
Let us remember,
She gets only half the blame
Only half the blame




Only half the blame
Unless we extend her --

Overall Meaning

The song Any Kind of Pain by Frank Zappa satirizes the superficiality and shallowness of American culture, represented by a girl who was invented in a New York office to fit the perfect image of what an American girl should look like. The lyrics suggest that this girl has no individuality or original thought and that she is simply a product of media and societal expectations. She is described as having no brain and being willing to take any kind of pain from the singer, which can be interpreted as representing the girl's desperate desire for approval and acceptance by conforming to societal norms.


The song also comments on the celebrity culture that is pervasive in American society, where people are idolized for being on talk shows or having wealth, power, and status. The girl in the song is portrayed as being vapid and superficial, obsessed with her image and reputation, yet lacking in substance or genuine talent. The song ends with the suggestion that this girl is not entirely to blame for her actions, as she is a product of a larger system that values appearance over substance and conformity over individuality.


Line by Line Meaning

You are the girl
Addressing the girl and acknowledging her presence


Somebody invented
Implying that the girl was created or fashioned by someone else


In a grim little office
Suggesting that the girl's creation may not have been glamorous and was likely done in a mundane setting


On madison ave.
Referring to a well-known commercial area in New York, implying that the girl was created for marketing purposes


They were specific
Implying that the creators had a particular purpose or goal in mind when inventing the girl


They made you terrific:
Suggesting that the creators did a good job in crafting the girl to meet their objectives


Red lips;
Describing one of the girl's physical features


Blue eyes;
Describing another of the girl's physical features


Blonde hair;
Describing another of the girl's physical features


Un-wise --
Implying that the girl may not be the smartest


You're all-american,
Describing the girl's nationality and perhaps implying that she has certain cultural characteristics


And, darling, they said so
Suggesting that the creators communicated this image of the girl to others


You'd take any kind of pain from me,
Suggesting that the girl is willing to endure hardships or suffering for the singer


Wouldn't you, baby?
Asking the girl if she would indeed go through pain for the singer


Since you haven't got a brain,
Insinuating that the girl lacks intelligence or critical thinking abilities


Let me just explain:
Introducing an explanation in regards to the previous statement


Any kind of pain
Referring to a hypothetical scenario where the girl would endure pain for the artist


Is never a maybe
Asserting that in this scenario, the girl's willingness to endure pain is certain


Her head's full of bubbles;
Metaphorically describing the girl's thoughts or ideas as being insubstantial


Her nose is petite!
Describing another physical feature of the girl


She looks like she never
Observing the girl's appearance and making a judgement based on it


Gets nothin' to eat!
Suggesting that the girl may not eat enough or may not be well-nourished


She dines with actors,
Describing the girl's social circle, which includes actors


'n wall street characters:
Expanding on the girl's social circle to include financiers or business people


Dull talk;
Describing the conversations the girl may have with her associates


Nice clothes --
Describing the girl's fashion and perhaps implying that it is a priority for her


See her?
Drawing attention to the girl again


She blows --
Using crude slang to suggest that the girl is sexually promiscuous


She's so important
Indicating that the girl holds some level of status or value in society


'cause he gets to do talk shows --
Revealing that the girl may be involved with someone who has connections in the world of talk shows


And she'd take any kind of pain from me,
Bringing the focus back to the girl's willingness to suffer for the singer


Wouldn't you, bobby?
Addressing the girl as 'bobby' and reiterating that she would endure pain for the artist


Since you haven't got a name,
Imagining the girl as anonymous or without individual character


Let me just explain:
Transitioning to another explanation for the audience


Any kind of pain
Repeating the hypothetical scenario from earlier in the song


Is probably her hobby
Expanding on the idea that the girl enjoys pain


She has moves up now;
Describing how the girl has become more successful


She's come a long way --
Implying that the girl has achieved something noteworthy


They give her bunches
Referring to the people around the girl who support her or give her opportunities


Of words she can say!
Suggesting that the girl may not be genuine in her speech and may rely on cliches or prepared lines


When she's in a bold mood,
Observing the girl's mental state or attitude


'confinement loaf' sounds good --
Giving an example of a phrase the girl might say, which sounds strange or made-up


That's right,
Affirming the previous statement


She's wrong!
Claiming that the girl is misguided or incorrect


Let's end
Suggesting that this is the conclusion of the song


Her song
Metaphorically referring to the girl's life as a song and the discussion of her as lyrics


(it seems she's everywhere
Commenting on the girl's omnipresence in popular culture or media


We just can't escape her --
Suggesting that the girl's image or influence cannot be avoided or ignored


Is this a miracle of pure evolution?
Asking if the girl's existence and impact on society is a natural occurrence or a result of human manipulation


And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her --
Making a controversial statement about the girl's sexual appeal and the fantasies of certain men


She brings the 80's
Associating the girl with the 1980s, a decade known for its conspicuous consumption and cultural trends


To a thrilling conclusion!)
Concluding the song on a sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek note


Yes, she's every bit as tame as me,
Comparing the artist with the girl and suggesting they are similar in some way


Isn't she tender?
Praising the girl's perceived gentle or delicate qualities


Yes, she's every bit as lame as me,
Reaffirming the singer's similarity to the girl, but in a critical way


Let us remember,
Asking the audience to take something into consideration


She gets only half the blame
Implying that the girl is only partially responsible for her actions or her role in society


Only half the blame
Repeating the previous statement


Only half the blame
Emphasizing the idea that someone else shares responsibility for the girl's behavior


Unless we extend her --
Suggesting that the girl's role in society may be perpetuated by others who enable or reinforce her behavior




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa

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