Carolina Hard-Core Ecstacy
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
But she was something I could lay on

Can't remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
(La la la la la ahh la)
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on
(A Roger Daltrey cape on)
There was a bed I dumped her shape on

Can't remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise
Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack
Which she told me would contain a surprise
She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
Said she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em
Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em

Then she gave a pair of shoes to me
Plastic leather, 14 triple D

I said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?"
She told me: "Don't you worry no more!"
And got right down there on the tile floor

"Now darling stomp all over me!"
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

Is this something new
Having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do, for your pleasure?
(Yo' pleasure it's uh uh all I need)
"What is this
A quiz? Don't you worry what it is!
It is merely just a moment I can treasure!"
(What is ?, You know)
By ten o'clock her arms
And legs were rendered
She couldn't talk cause her
Mouth had been extendered
Looked to me as though she had been blendered

But was this abject misery? No! No!
Carolina hard-core ecstasy! Well

But was this abject misery? No! No!
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
But was this abject misery? No! No!
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!




It might seem strange to Herb and Dee
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!

Overall Meaning

"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy" is a satirical and bizarre song that combines elements of rock, humor, and social commentary. The lyrics illustrate a peculiar sexual encounter, with Frank Zappa's characteristic wit and irreverence. Although the song's meaning can be interpreted in various ways, it primarily addresses themes of sexual liberation, power dynamics, and the absurdity of societal norms.


In the first verse, Zappa describes his attraction to a woman whose hair he imagined was made of rayon, a synthetic fabric. This juxtaposition of the mundane (Milton Bradley Crayon) and the erotic (something he could "lay on") creates a surreal and humorous image. The chorus, "Carolina hard-core ecstasy," suggests that this sexual encounter is extreme, intense, and unique to Carolina.


The second verse introduces additional absurdities, such as Zappa wearing a cape and dumping the woman's shape on a bed. These details further emphasize the unconventional nature of the encounter. The third verse portrays a humorous twist wherein the woman leaves and returns with a surprise hidden in a rumpled paper sack. Zappa's curiosity about the shoes is met with a request from the woman to stomp on her while she lies on the floor, alluding to fetishistic desires and power dynamics.


As the song progresses, the woman becomes more physically compromised, rendering her arms and legs useless, and her mouth extended. Despite this apparent misery, Zappa suggests that she is still experiencing "Carolina hard-core ecstasy." This juxtaposition of physical distress and pleasure highlights the song's satirical elements, challenging societal expectations and norms regarding sexual behavior.


Overall, "Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy" can be seen as a commentary on the absurdity of sexual roles and desires, questioning the boundaries of pleasure, and presenting a humorous critique of societal norms.


Line by Line Meaning

I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
I was convinced that her hair was fabricated from rayon material


She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
She had a Milton Bradley Crayon as an accessory


But she was something I could lay on
Despite her peculiarities, I found her physically attractive and desirable


Can't remember what became of me
I have no recollection of what happened to me


Carolina hard-core ecstasy
An intense and overwhelming experience that occurred in Carolina


She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
She played a cassette tape of music by the Doobie Brothers


(La la la la la ahh la)
Soothing vocalization


I had a Roger Daltrey cape on
I was wearing a cape similar to the one worn by Roger Daltrey


(A Roger Daltrey cape on)
Confirmation of the previous statement


There was a bed I dumped her shape on
I placed her body on a bed


Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone
After some time had passed, I woke up only to find that she had left


There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise
Outside, there was moisture on the grass as the sun began to rise


Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack
She returned with a wrinkled paper bag


Which she told me would contain a surprise
She informed me that the bag held a surprise


She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
She inserted her hand fully into the bag


Said she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em
She expressed confidence in my reaction upon discovering what she acquired


Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em
Only a pimp from Charleston would be able to recognize such items


Then she gave a pair of shoes to me
Subsequently, she presented me with a pair of shoes


Plastic leather, 14 triple D
The shoes were made of synthetic leather and had a size of 14 and an extra-wide width


I said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?"
I expressed curiosity about the purpose of the shoes


She told me: "Don't you worry no more!"
She reassured me and instructed me not to be concerned


And got right down there on the tile floor
She immediately positioned herself on the tiled floor


"Now darling stomp all over me!"
"Now my dear, please trample on me!"


Carolina hard-core ecstasy
The intense pleasure derived from engaging in unconventional activities in Carolina


Is this something new
Is this an unfamiliar experience


Having people stomp on you?
Being subjected to the act of others stepping forcefully on your body


Is it what I need to do, for your pleasure?
Is it necessary for me to partake in this act to satisfy your desires?


(Yo' pleasure it's uh uh all I need)
(Yes, fulfilling your pleasure is all I require)


"What is this A quiz? Don't you worry what it is!
"Why must you question this? You need not concern yourself with specifics!


It is merely just a moment I can treasure!"
It is simply a moment that I can cherish and hold dear


(What is ?, You know)
(What is the precise nature of the act? You are aware)


By ten o'clock her arms
When the clock struck ten, her arms


And legs were rendered
And her legs became incapacitated or impaired


She couldn't talk cause her
She was unable to speak because her


Mouth had been extendered
Mouth had been elongated or distorted


Looked to me as though she had been blendered
It appeared to me as if she had been mixed or blended together


But was this abject misery? No! No!
However, was this a state of extreme suffering? No! No!


Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
Instead, it was an intense and pleasurable experience in Carolina!


But was this abject misery? No! No!
Nevertheless, was this a state of extreme suffering? No! No!


Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
Rather, it was an intense and pleasurable experience in Carolina!


But was this abject misery? No! No!
However, was this a state of extreme suffering? No! No!


Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
Instead, it was an intense and pleasurable experience in Carolina!


It might seem strange to Herb and Dee
Herb and Dee might find it peculiar or unconventional


Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
Yet, it was an intense and pleasurable experience in Carolina!




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Written by: Frank Zappa

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@jackawatkins87

shawnfella Its one of the first solo's that really sucked me into Zappa

Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

Muffin Man

Uncle Remus

But then...... Inca Roads (OSFA or YCDTOSA2), More Trouble Every Day (Roxy), Willie the Pimp,  My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama (almost any version)....and more and more and more lol



All comments from YouTube:

@tyler_ko_durden

The problem with Zappa is that every one of his songs has the best guitar solo of all time...

@zichbold

The problem with Zappa is that 80% of his songs present the best Zappa song ever.

@stevekosak8624

This comment should have a million likes 👽

@Atrayu03

amen

@alwhyte6533

I couldn't agree more. He's certainly my favourite guitarist. I recently watched a 100 Greatest Albums countdown, and there was not one Zappa album, and it made me feel sad. Personally, I think his music should be taught at high school.

@Fnidner

yeah it's fucked up

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@asierlarranagadominguez4787

I'm about to present my thesis in a few hours and somehow I've always found peace and confidence in Zappa's music, specially this very solo inspires me.

@knucklehornofficial5558

One of the best lines in the history of music is "She put a Doobie Brothers tape on. I had a Roger Daltrey cape on." Makes me laugh every time.

@Acein2055

Best guitar solo of all Carolina versions.

@napomania

and Muffin Man and all Bongo's Fury album

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