Debra Cadabra
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Debra Kadabra
Say she's a witch
Shit-ass Charlotte!
Ain't that a bitch?
Debra Kadabra –
Haw, that's rich!
(Ione, a rancho granny
Shook her wrinkled fanny…)

Shoes are too tight and pointed
Shoes are too tight and pointed
Ankles sorta puffin' out
Cause me to shout:

Oh Debra Algebra Ebneezra Kadabra!
Witch Goddess, Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard!
Cover my entire body with Avon Cologna
And drive me to some relative's house in East L.A. (Wooden dog!)
(Just till my skin clears up)
Turn it to Channel 13
And make me watch the rubber tongue
When it comes out
From the puffed & flabulent Mexican rubber-goods mask
Next time they show The Brnokka
Make me buy The Flosser
Make me grow Braniac Fingers
(But with more hair)
Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry!
Emboss me!
Rub the hot front part of my head
With rented unguents!
Give me bas-relief!

Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
(Oh, hell, yes!)
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
(Oh, hell, yes!)
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
(Oh, hell, yes!)
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
(Oh, heel, yes!)

Learn the Pachuco Hop
And let me twirl ya…
(Learn the Pachuco… learn the Pachuco Hop an' lemme twirl you)
Oh Debra Fauntleroy-Magnesium Kadabra!




Take me with you…
Don't you want any of these?

Overall Meaning

The song Debra Kadabra by Frank Zappa is a humorous and somewhat nonsensical ode to a woman named Debra Kadabra. The song begins by referring to her as a witch, which is likely a metaphor for her mysterious and enchanting qualities. The lyrics then shift to a more absurd tone, with Zappa shouting about his shoes being too tight and his ankles puffing out. He then addresses Debra by her full name, Debra Algebra Ebneezra Kadabra, and proclaims her to be the "Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard."


Zappa then continues to ramble on about covering his body with Avon Cologna and driving him to a relative's house in East L.A. He also references a "wooden dog" and asks to watch "the rubber tongue" on Channel 13. The lyrics then become even more nonsensical as Zappa asks to grow "Braniac Fingers" and kisses Debra's turquoise jewelry. The song concludes with Zappa begging for Debra to cast her dancing spell on him and promising to go under it.


Overall, the lyrics of Debra Kadabra are a humorous and bizarre tribute to a woman who is shrouded in mystery and enchantment.


Line by Line Meaning

Debra Kadabra
Introducing the character Debra Kadabra


Say she's a witch
Rumor has it that Debra is a witch


Shit-ass Charlotte!
A vulgar insult directed at someone named Charlotte


Ain't that a bitch?
An expression of frustration or annoyance


Debra Kadabra – Haw, that's rich!
A play on words, where the name Debra Kadabra sounds like 'That's rich', indicating sarcasm or irony


(Ione, a rancho granny Shook her wrinkled fanny…)
An irrelevant interjection about a character named Ione


Shoes are too tight and pointed Shoes are too tight and pointed Ankles sorta puffin' out
Describing the discomfort caused by tight and pointed shoes


Cause me to shout: Oh Debra Algebra Ebneezra Kadabra!
A nonsensical exclamation of frustration


Witch Goddess, Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard!
Addressing Debra as a powerful, mystical being


Cover my entire body with Avon Cologna And drive me to some relative's house in East L.A. (Wooden dog!) (Just till my skin clears up)
Asking Debra to apply lotion to his entire body and then take him to a relative's house until his skin clears up, while making a random mention of a wooden dog


Turn it to Channel 13 And make me watch the rubber tongue When it comes out From the puffed & flabulent Mexican rubber-goods mask Next time they show The Brnokka Make me buy The Flosser Make me grow Braniac Fingers (But with more hair) Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry! Emboss me! Rub the hot front part of my head With rented unguents! Give me bas-relief!
A nonsensical and surreal description of various actions Debra can perform on the singer, involving TV shows, buying products, growing special fingers, and physical contact


Cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it (Oh, hell, yes!)
A request for Debra to captivate him with her dancing and a pledge to fall under her charm


Learn the Pachuco Hop And let me twirl ya… (Learn the Pachuco… learn the Pachuco Hop an' lemme twirl you)
Asking Debra to teach him a dance and spin with him


Oh Debra Fauntleroy-Magnesium Kadabra! Take me with you…
Another rendition of the character's name, followed by an appeal to be taken with her


Don't you want any of these?
A final question with an unknown referent




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