Dinah‐Moe Humm
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Dinah-moe
I couldn't say where she's coming from
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no dinah-moe

[Chorus]
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe coming from

Done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the dinah-moe,
Dinah-moe,
Dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it

Cause I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
And I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it

Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

Just get me wasted
And you're half-way there
Cause if my mind's tore up
Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holding the bet
And wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got naked and laid on the floor

She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky

No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air

And asked if she had any cooties on there

She was buns-up kneeling
Buns up!
I was wheeling an dealing
Wheeling and dealing an
She surrendered to the feeling
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealing

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitching an' her face gone red
Some drool rolling down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in

She quivered and quaked
And clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
About her mental health

Till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...
Dora...
M-m-m...
It's real angora
Would y'all like some more-a?

Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, fauna?
Why want to?
Mmm...sound like why might be choking on something did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more...

Mmm, sure...listen
Do you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize 'em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some





[Chorus]

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Frank Zappa's song "Dinah Moe Humm" describe a sexual encounter with a woman named Dinah-moe. The song is sung from a male perspective and consists of his attempts to pleasure her in various ways. The song's lyrics are playful and erotic, with a focus on the singer's experience and desire to please.


The lyrics suggest that Dinah-moe is a confident, assertive woman who makes a bet that the singer cannot make her orgasm. The singer takes up the challenge and attempts to pleasure her in various ways, including rubbing her "sugar plum" and pulling her hair. The song features a chorus of "Dinah-moe humm," which repeats throughout the song and reinforces the sensual and playful nature of the lyrics.


Overall, the song is a playful exploration of male-female dynamics and sexual desire. The lyrics are characterized by a sense of humor and absurdity, with lines like "I checked out her sister / Who was holding the bet / And wondered what kind of trip / The young lady was on." The song is one of Frank Zappa's most popular and recognizable works and is often performed live by various artists.


Line by Line Meaning

Dinah-moe
Introducing the main character of the song, Dinah Moe


I couldn't say where she's coming from
No knowledge of Dinah Moe's origin


But I just met a lady named dinah-moe
The singer has just met Dinah Moe


She stroll on over, say look here, bum
Dinah Moe approaches the singer and calls him a bum


I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
Dinah Moe challenges the singer to make her orgasm with a bet of $40


She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb
Dinah Moe has a bet with her sister who may lack intelligence


She could prove it any time all men was scum
Dinah Moe feels that all men are worthless and she can prove it anytime


I don't mind that she called me a bum
The singer is not offended by Dinah Moe's insult


But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it)
The singer is confident that he can make Dinah Moe orgasm and starts performing sexual acts


I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum
The singer removes Dinah Moe's underwear and stimulates her genitals with his thumb while rotating his hand


I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
The singer continues to stimulate until he feels numbness in his wrist


But I still didn't hear no dinah-moe
Even after all the stimulation, Dinah Moe does not orgasm


[Chorus]
The chorus repeats the name Dinah Moe Humm


Where this dinah-moe coming from
The singer still wonders about Dinah Moe's origin


Done spent three hours
The singer has spent three hours trying to make Dinah Moe orgasm


An' I ain't got a crumb
The singer has not made any progress


From the dinah-moe, Dinah-moe, Dinah-moe from the dinah-moe humm
Repeating the name Dinah Moe humm


I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it
The singer has a sensitive spot that he enjoys, but Dinah Moe has not found it


Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it
The singer needs to be relaxed before he can fully enjoy himself


Just get me wasted And you're half-way there Cause if my mind's tore up Then my body don't care
The singer needs to be intoxicated to relax and get in the mood


I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon?
The singer wonders what kind of drugs Dinah Moe is on


I checked out her sister Who was holding the bet And wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on
The singer also wonders about Dinah Moe's sister and her involvement in the bet


The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got naked and laid on the floor
The money no longer matters when Dinah Moe's sister gets naked and offers herself to the singer


She said dinah-moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet I told her...
Dinah Moe's sister suggests that Dinah Moe might still win the bet, but the singer declines


Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try
The singer agrees to have sex with Dinah Moe's sister despite her not being as attractive as Dinah Moe


So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air And asked if she had any cooties on there
The singer engages in sexual acts with Dinah Moe's sister and asks if she has any sexually transmitted infections


She was buns-up kneeling Buns up! I was wheeling an dealing Wheeling and dealing an She surrendered to the feeling She sweetly surrendered An' she started in to squealing
The singer and Dinah Moe's sister engage in sexual acts and she enjoys it


Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitching an' her face gone red Some drool rolling down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in
Dinah Moe watches her sister and the singer engage in sexual acts, while getting excited and drooling


She quivered and quaked And clutched at herself While her sister made a joke About her mental health
Dinah Moe's reaction to her sister engaging in sexual acts with the singer is to get nervous and clutch herself while her sister makes a joke about her mental state


Till dinah-moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline...
Dinah Moe finally gives in to the singer's advances, but he tells her that what she really needs is some discipline


Kiss my aura... Dora... M-m-m... It's real angora Would y'all like some more-a?
A nonsensical phrase by the singer


Right here on the flora? An' how 'bout you, fauna? Why want to? Mmm...sound like why might be choking on something did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more...
More nonsense from the singer


Mmm, sure...listen Do you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? mmm...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize 'em... Gimme your lighter...
Even more nonsense from the singer


I couldn't say where she's coming' from But I just met a lady named dinah-moe She stroll on over, say look here, bum I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
The song repeats the same lines used to introduce Dinah Moe earlier in the song, essentially ending where it began


I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some
The singer repeats the same sexual acts used on Dinah Moe earlier in the song, without any real resolution to the story


[Chorus]
The chorus, once again, repeats the name Dinah Moe Humm




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Written by: Frank Zappa

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