Dinah-Moe Humm
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Dinah-moe
I couldn't say where she's coming from
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no dinah-moe

[Chorus]
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe coming from

Done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the dinah-moe,
Dinah-moe,
Dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it

Cause I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
And I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it

Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

Just get me wasted
And you're half-way there
Cause if my mind's tore up
Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holding the bet
And wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got naked and laid on the floor

She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky

No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air

And asked if she had any cooties on there

She was buns-up kneeling
Buns up!
I was wheeling an dealing
Wheeling and dealing an
She surrendered to the feeling
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealing

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitching an' her face gone red
Some drool rolling down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in

She quivered and quaked
And clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
About her mental health

Till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...
Dora...
M-m-m...
It's real angora
Would y'all like some more-a?

Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, fauna?
Why want to?
Mmm...sound like why might be choking on something did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more...

Mmm, sure...listen
Do you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize 'em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some





[Chorus]

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's song "Dinah-Moe Humm" tell a story about a woman named Dinah-moe who is willing to bet $40 that a man can't make her climax. The singer is up for the challenge and proceeds to pleasure Dinah-moe, but despite his efforts, she doesn't climax. The song seems to be about the sexual double standards that exist in society and the unrealistic expectations that men are often held to in terms of sexual performance.


Throughout the song, the singer is eager to please Dinah-moe, but she remains elusive and ultimately unattainable. This could represent the idea that women are often viewed as sexual objects rather than sentient beings with their own desires and autonomy. Additionally, the song could be seen as a critique of the hyper-masculine, performative types of sexuality that are often portrayed in mainstream media.


Line by Line Meaning

Dinah-moe
The introduction of a character named Dinah-Moe without any other context.


I couldn't say where she's coming from
The singer is unsure of Dinah-Moe's origin or intentions.


But I just met a lady named dinah-moe
The singer has just met Dinah-Moe, a woman of questionable character.


She stroll on over, say look here, bum
Dinah-Moe approaches the artist and insults him by calling him a bum.


I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
Dinah-Moe challenges the artist to a bet that he cannot make her orgasm.


She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb
Dinah-Moe made the bet with her sister, who is not very bright.


She could prove it any time all men was scum
Dinah-Moe believes that all men are worthless and that she is superior to them.


I don't mind that she called me a bum
The artist is not offended by Dinah-Moe's insult.


But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it)
The artist is confident that he can make Dinah-Moe orgasm and proceeds to try.


I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum
The artist performs sexual acts on Dinah-Moe to try and make her orgasm.


I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
The singer continues to try and make Dinah-Moe orgasm until he becomes exhausted.


But I still didn't hear no dinah-moe
Despite the artist's efforts, Dinah-Moe does not orgasm.


Dinah-moe humm
A repeated phrase that seems to describe Dinah-Moe's lack of orgasm.


Where this dinah-moe coming from
The singer is still confused about Dinah-Moe's origins and behavior.


Done spent three hours
The singer has spent a significant amount of time trying to make Dinah-Moe orgasm.


An' I ain't got a crumb
Despite his efforts, the artist has not succeeded in making Dinah-Moe orgasm.


From the dinah-moe, Dinah-moe, Dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm
A repetition of the phrase describing Dinah-Moe's lack of orgasm.


I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it
The singer has a sensitive area that arouses him, but Dinah-Moe has not discovered it.


Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it
The singer cannot enjoy himself unless he is inebriated or drugged.


Just get me wasted And you're half-way there
The artist suggests that he needs to be intoxicated in order to enjoy himself.


Cause if my mind's tore up Then my body don't care
The artist suggests that he can enjoy himself physically even if he is not mentally present.


I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon?
The artist wonders what drugs Dinah-Moe might be using in order to enhance her sexual experience.


I checked out her sister Who was holding the bet And wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on
The singer is suspicious of Dinah-Moe's sister and her intentions.


The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got naked and laid on the floor
The bet between the artist and Dinah-Moe becomes irrelevant when her sister starts to undress.


She said dinah-moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet I told her...
Dinah-Moe's sister offers to participate in the sexual activity if the singer is not done yet.


Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try
The singer is willing to try sexual activities with someone new, regardless of their character or behavior.


So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air And asked if she had any cooties on there
The singer engages in sexual activity with Dinah-Moe's sister, but still makes jokes and does not take the situation seriously.


She was buns-up kneeling Buns up! I was wheeling an dealing Wheeling and dealing an She surrendered to the feeling She sweetly surrendered An' she started in to squealing
The artist continues to engage in sexual activity with Dinah-Moe's sister, who appears to be enjoying herself.


Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitching an' her face gone red Some drool rolling down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in
Dinah-Moe watches the artist engage in sexual activity with her sister, and appears to be both aroused and disgusted by what she is seeing.


She quivered and quaked And clutched at herself While her sister made a joke About her mental health
Dinah-Moe becomes increasingly agitated and appears to be experiencing some sort of emotional distress.


Till dinah-moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline...
Dinah-Moe eventually participates in the sexual activity, but the singer feels that she needed to be disciplined in order to do so.


Kiss my aura... Dora... M-m-m... It's real angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An' how 'bout you, fauna? Why want to? Mmm...sound like why might be choking on something did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more...
The artist engages in nonsensical wordplay and suggests that he has more sexual activities to offer.


Mmm, sure...listen Do you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? mmm...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize 'em... Gimme your lighter...
The artist continues to make ridiculous sexual suggestions, implying that he has a fetish for sterile objects.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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Comments from YouTube:

@nickstadler1906

I've always loved this song, but had no idea until very recently that Dinah and her sister(s) were performed by an uncredited Tina Turner and the Ikettes.

@stephenmartin6733

Really?

@nickstadler1906

@@stephenmartin6733 Really.

@IWatchestheWatchmen

@Nick Stadler  weren't they uncredited because Ike Turner didn't want them associated with this after he heard it?

@nickstadler1906

@IWatchestheWatchmen  Allegedly he heard an early cut of some of the tracks and said, "What the fuck is this shit?!"

@janegrassmarket1414

Ike didn't want Zappa to pay them a cent, but he did.

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@andrzejyacinto3702

Frana Zappa was and still is my Idol. Greetings from Warsaw, Poland.

@HoovyTube

Fans of Zappa are rare gems here. 🏆

@andrzejyacinto3702

@@HoovyTube You're right

@danmason8427

I met Lech Walesa in 1996! My hero!

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