Diptheria Blues
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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(M.O.I)

[Tully Gymnasium, Florida State University
October 9, 1970]

Back [...] a hundred years ago
There wasn't anyway you can go down here in Florida
Mississippi
[...]
Any of [...] things
Then you got your home [...]
And you got your own things
And you got your soul brothers
Hundred years ago [...]
Would never [...] it was
[...]
[...]
[...] background, ladies and gentlemen
[...] brownie diphtheria harmonica blues
[...] Asthma Mark
And the Funk Brothers
Good God!
Good God!
[...]
What is this?
I can't stand it
I can't really [...] a heartbreak
You just warm me up
Take it to my pocket please
Take it to my hometown
Take it to my strawhat
Take it in my blue [...]
They send me down by the scarecrow
And they say
Hey, boy
You better picking bluebirds all day long
It's about time you really got it on
And I know you brothers got rhythm and you got soul
Somebody you play some, I mean
We gotta have one on every block
Just to show how cool we are
I'm staying [...] and all of this
What's that rag you're listening here
Would be [Joe Brown and the Twistmen], boy
Would take your women back to their shed
We're gonna use you to make me feel, boy
Then we're gonna sit down and [...] on you
[...]
Fine [...] Asthma Mark
They used to say, play that thing there for more
Play the harmonica, boy
Play that thing
Asthma Mark goes free, yeah!
[...] what?
Asthma Mark goes free, yeah!
Free yeah!
Free yeah!
Carlos Santana, ladies and gentlemen!

Good God!
Don't break that bottle, brother Aynsley
It's all we got

So Asthma Mark would sit on the corner
And he would play his Diphtheria Blues on this corner
And people will come from miles around
To see Asthma Mark a-wheezing and a-playing
A-playing and a-wheezing
And spewing
And a-foaming
They say
We love you, Asthma Mark
And we sing with him
Go Diphtheria Blues

I can't breath
I can't breath
My blow's a sweater
Miles of water and
[...]
Oh, I can't stand it
What's gonna happen to me
Oh Diphtheria got me down
Oh San Antonio epidemic out
Oh [...]
Oh Diphtheria Blues
[...] say
Gonna play in this [...]
Gonna [...] through
[...] on the back
[...]
[...] in my place
[...] here
[...] funky blues
Diphtheria Blues
Got me down
Diphtheria Blues
Got me down
Can't stand it no more
Diphtheria Blues
Just [...]
[...]
Diphtheria Blues
Diphtheria Blues
Diphtheria Blues, yeah
Diphtheria Blues, oh
Diphtheria Blues [...]
Can't stand it
Oh no
Oh no
OW!

OW!

HOO-AAHHH!

Diphtheria Blues
Diphtheria Blues
Diphtheria Blues
Diphtheria Blues
Can't stand it
Oh no
Oh no
Diphtheria Blues
Diphtheria Blues
Play that thing Asthma Mark

Good God!
Good God!
Amen . . .

John Lennon: Okay?




FZ: Sit down and cool it for a minute so you can hear what we're gonna do!
John Lennon: Yeah, this is a song I used to sing when I was in The Cavern in Liverpool, I haven't done it since so . . . Two, three, four . . .

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's "Diphtheria Blues" are a surreal and stream-of-consciousness account of a street musician known as Asthma Mark, who plays the diphtheria harmonica blues. He is said to have been playing this kind of music "a hundred years ago," in a time and place where there were no other options for entertainment, and he claims to have his own things, own soul brothers, and own soul. The singer seems to be overhearing this performance and is unable to comprehend it or the situation, saying, "What is this? I can't stand it. I can't really...take it to my pocket please...take it on my straw hat...take it to my blue." The singer appears to be in a state of distress or pain due to the diphtheria blues, describing himself as feeling like he's suffocating, and cries out that he "can't stand it" several times during the song.


Line by Line Meaning

Back [...] a hundred years ago There wasn't anyway you can go down here in Florida Mississippi [...] Any of [...] things
In Florida and Mississippi, 100 years ago, there were no options for entertainment or other things to do.


Then you got your home [...] And you got your soul brothers
Despite this lack of options, people had their homes and close friends.


Hundred years ago [...] Would never [...] it was [...] [...] background, ladies and gentlemen
It's hard to imagine what life was like 100 years ago, and the backstory is being provided for this concert's audience.


[...] brownie diphtheria harmonica blues [...] Asthma Mark And the Funk Brothers
The song being played is called 'Diphtheria Blues' and is being performed by Asthma Mark with the accompaniment of the Funk Brothers.


Take it to my pocket please Take it to my hometown Take it to my strawhat Take it in my blue [...]
The artist is asking someone to give them something they can take with them, to their home or to wear, possibly a souvenir of the concert.


They send me down by the scarecrow And they say Hey, boy You better picking bluebirds all day long It's about time you really got it on
The singer is describing a situation where he is sent to pick blueberries, but people are encouraging him to have fun and be more lively.


I'm staying [...] and all of this What's that rag you're listening here Would be [Joe Brown and the Twistmen], boy Would take your women back to their shed We're gonna use you to make me feel, boy Then we're gonna sit down and [...] on you
It's unclear what the singer is staying about, but someone is implying that they would use him in some way, possibly for their own entertainment and pleasure.


Fine [...] Asthma Mark They used to say, play that thing there for more Play the harmonica, boy Play that thing
The artist is complimenting Asthma Mark on his harmonica playing and suggesting that he continue to play more.


[...] what? Asthma Mark goes free, yeah! Free yeah! Free yeah!
It's not clear what Asthma Mark is being freed from, but the crowd is cheering and excited about it.


So Asthma Mark would sit on the corner And he would play his Diphtheria Blues on this corner And people will come from miles around To see Asthma Mark a-wheezing and a-playing A-playing and a-wheezing And spewing And a-foaming They say We love you, Asthma Mark And we sing with him Go Diphtheria Blues
Asthma Mark would play his harmonica on the corner and people would come from far away to watch him play. Even though he was wheezing and foaming, people still loved him and sang along with his song.


My blow's a sweater Miles of water and [...] Oh Diphtheria got me down Oh San Antonio epidemic out Oh [...] Oh Diphtheria Blues
It's unclear what the singer is trying to convey with these lines, except that they seem to be describing being sick and possibly affected by an epidemic.


Diphtheria Blues Got me down Diphtheria Blues Got me down Can't stand it no more Diphtheria Blues Just [...] [...] Diphtheria Blues Diphtheria Blues Diphtheria Blues, yeah Diphtheria Blues, oh Diphtheria Blues [...] Can't stand it Oh no
The artist is experiencing the 'Diphtheria Blues' and can't stand it anymore. They keep repeating the phrase, as if they are trying to communicate something about how awful they feel.


OW! OW! HOO-AAHHH! Diphtheria Blues Diphtheria Blues Diphtheria Blues Diphtheria Blues Can't stand it Oh no Oh no Diphtheria Blues Diphtheria Blues Play that thing Asthma Mark
These lines are repeating the earlier sentiment about the Diphtheria Blues and how painful it is. The singer is demanding that Asthma Mark play his harmonica again.




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