Diseases Of The Band
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (guitar, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Warren cucurullo (guitar)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Ed mann (percussion)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Vinnie colaiuta (drums)

Hiya folks!

Alright, here's the deal,
This is our last show here in london
Gee, it's gonna be tough!
Got a few...a few of the boys are sick tonight
But they're still gonna...give you their all
I want to introduce you to the members of the rockin' teen-age
Combo and tell you which ones are sick and what they've got

Denny walley on slide and vocals
He has, he has an aluminum finger
And we're gonna have that removed
A little bit later in this show^lthis is ike willis
Ike has a...now ike, ike is our lead vocalist,
Our dynamic male vocalist
He's got a soar throat
And all sorts of other things are wrong with him
He'll never be able to get through this show
The only thing he's got to take care of is his knitted hat

And of course tommy mars,
Who also has stomach-flu, on keyboards
Do you have any other diseases tommy?
No? he's available! ok!

Ed mann on percussion
Ed is still healthy
Except, and he told me this backstage,
Except for his mental health
You have to expect these things in this kind of a group

And peter wolf on keyboards
There's, there...apparently there's nothing wrong with peter yet

(he's got stomach-flu too)

You have stomach-flu too?
Ooh, my goodness!
The circle is closing in

Okay, vince colaiuta on drums
Now, as you can see from looking at vince,
There's absolutely nothing wrong with him

(malnutrition)

Arthur barrow, our bass player has got a ...
He's having a lotta trouble
He's been very sick all day
Missed the soundcheck and everything
But he's gonna try
He's gonna try really hard





And of course: sophia warren on guitar

Overall Meaning

In "Diseases of the Band," Frank Zappa introduces his members, notes who's ill, and what maladies they've got. Denny Walley is affected by an aluminum finger that will soon be removed; Ike Willis, who has a sour throat is introduced as the dynamic male vocalist; Tommy Mars at the keyboards, on the other hand, is sick with the stomach flu, while Peter Wolf is yet to show any disease despite having stomach flu like many other members. Ed Mann is still healthy except for his mental health, which is to be expected for this kind of group. Arthur Barrow, the bass player, is having a rough time, although he will try really hard; and Sophia Warren is the last member introduced.


The lyrics depict what seems to be the last performance of the group in London, and it is fraught with illness. Despite this, the band members are determined to give their all, and their sicknesses add to the song's humor. With the songs’ humor, Zappa manages to find a light side of illnesses and creates comical lyrics in his style.


Line by Line Meaning

Hiya folks!
Frank Zappa greets the audience with enthusiasm.


Alright, here's the deal,
Frank Zappa is about to explain a situation to the audience.


This is our last show here in london Gee, it's gonna be tough!
Frank Zappa is acknowledging the challenges of performing in London for the final show.


Got a few...a few of the boys are sick tonight But they're still gonna...give you their all
Despite some of the band members being sick, they will still perform to the best of their abilities for the audience.


I want to introduce you to the members of the rockin' teen-age Combo and tell you which ones are sick and what they've got
Frank Zappa wants to introduce the band and describe their ailments for the audience.


Denny walley on slide and vocals He has, he has an aluminum finger And we're gonna have that removed A little bit later in this show
Denny Walley has an aluminum finger that will be removed during the show.


This is ike willis Ike has a...now ike, ike is our lead vocalist, Our dynamic male vocalist He's got a soar throat And all sorts of other things are wrong with him He'll never be able to get through this show The only thing he's got to take care of is his knitted hat
Ike Willis is the lead vocalist, but he has a sore throat and other ailments that make it unlikely he can perform. He will keep himself warm with his knitted hat.


And of course tommy mars, Who also has stomach-flu, on keyboards Do you have any other diseases tommy? No? he's available! ok!
Tommy Mars has a stomach flu, and Frank Zappa jokingly offers him more diseases to choose from.


Ed mann on percussion Ed is still healthy Except, and he told me this backstage, Except for his mental health You have to expect these things in this kind of a group
Ed Mann is physically healthy, but he shared with Frank Zappa that he is struggling mentally, which is not uncommon in this kind of group.


And peter wolf on keyboards There's, there...apparently there's nothing wrong with peter yet (he's got stomach-flu too) You have stomach-flu too? Ooh, my goodness! The circle is closing in
Peter Wolf is currently healthy, but he has stomach flu like many others in the band, making it seem inevitable that he too will become sick.


Okay, vince colaiuta on drums Now, as you can see from looking at vince, There's absolutely nothing wrong with him (malnutrition)
Vince Colaiuta appears healthy, but Frank Zappa jokingly notes that he may have malnutrition.


Arthur barrow, our bass player has got a ... He's having a lotta trouble He's been very sick all day Missed the soundcheck and everything But he's gonna try He's gonna try really hard
Arthur Barrow has been sick all day and is struggling, but he is determined to try his best during the performance.


And of course: sophia warren on guitar
Sophia Warren is introduced as the guitarist for the band.




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