Dumb All Over
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Bob harris (boy soprano, trumpet)
Steve vai (guitar)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Ed mann (percussion)
David ocker (clarinet, bass clarinet)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
David logeman (drums)
Craig steward (harmonica)
Jimmy carl black (vocals)
Ahmet zappa (vocals)
Moon zappa (vocals)

Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether

They call it the earth
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near 'n far
Dumb all over,
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight

Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religious fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here

You can't run a race
Without no feet
'n pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religious fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'n disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)

You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state

To arms! to arms!
Hooray! that's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
The good book says:
("it gotta be that way!")
But their book says:
"revenge the crusades...
With whips 'n chains
'n hand grenades..."
Two arms? two arms?
Have another and another
Our God says:
"there ain't no other!"
Our God says
"it's all okay!"
Our God says
"this is the way!"

It says in the book:
"burn 'n destroy...
'n repent, 'n redeem
'n revenge, 'n deploy
'n rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'cause they don't go for what's in the book
'n that makes 'em bad
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice french bomb
To poof them out of existence
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise our god
("cause he can really take care of business!")

And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book you're using at the
Time...can't use theirs... it don't work
...it's all lies...gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following god's orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,"
So...
If we're dumb...




Then God is dumb...
(an' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

Overall Meaning

In "Dumb All Over," Frank Zappa critiques human behavior as a whole, suggesting that we are foolish and "not wrapped tight." He cleverly critiques religious fanaticism, telling us that "religion ain't real" and instructing us to stop using it as a reason to cause conflict. He also criticizes the notion of blindly following what we are told in books (such as the Bible). According to him, if we are all dumb, then God must also be considered dumb, given that he created us in his image.


The lyrics of "Dumb All Over" are full of irony and sarcasm, and they showcase Zappa's ability to critique society in a witty and humorous way. He strikes a nerve on the sensitive topic of religion and highlights the human ability to foolishly follow things without questioning them. He suggests that individuals are simply following their respective religious texts instead of using their own minds to think. In the end, his message appears to be one of making us reflect on our behavior and urges us to think critically about the world around us.


Line by Line Meaning

Whoever we are
Regardless of our identity


Wherever we're from
No matter where we come from


We shoulda noticed by now
It should be apparent by now


Our behavior is dumb
Our behavior is foolish and lacking in intelligence


And if our chances
And if there is any hope for us


Expect to improve
If we expect to make progress


It's gonna take a lot more
It will require a significant effort


Than tryin' to remove
Rather than attempting to get rid of


The other race
People of a different race


Or the other whatever
Or any group of people that are different from us


From the face
From the surface


Of the planet altogether
From the Earth completely


They call it the earth
The world is commonly referred to as the Earth


Which is a dumb kinda name
The name Earth is a poor choice


But they named it right
However, the name is fitting


'cause we behave the same...
Because our behavior is consistent with the name


We are dumb all over
We are foolish as a species


Near 'n far
No matter where we are


Black 'n white
No matter our skin color


People, we is not wrapped tight
We are not all together


Nurds on the left
People perceived as nerdy on the political left


Nurds on the right
People perceived as nerdy on the political right


Religious fanatics
People with extreme religious views


On the air every night
On television frequently


Sayin' the bible
Quoting from the Christian Bible


Tells the story
Contains a narrative


Makes the details
Describes in detail


Sound real gory
Are portrayed in a brutal way


'bout what to do
Regarding how to act


If the geeks over there
If the people on the other side


Don't believe in the book
Do not adhere to the teachings of the Bible


We got over here
Believe in


You can't run a race
It's impossible to hold a competition


Without no feet
Without having any feet


'n pretty soon
And before long


There won't be no street
There will not be any roads


For dummies to jog on
For foolish people to exercise on


Or doggies to dog on
Or dogs to walk on


Religious fanatics
People with extreme religious views


Can make it be all gone
Can destroy everything


(I mean it won't blow up
(I mean it won't explode


'n disappear
And vanish


It'll just look ugly
It will remain and be unsightly


For a thousand years...)
For a long time


You can't run a country
It's impossible to govern a nation


By a book of religion
By following a religious text


Not by a heap
Not even by a lot


Or a lump or a smidgeon
Or by any small amount


Of foolish rules
Of unwarranted and unhelpful regulations


Of ancient date
From a long time ago


Designed to make
Created to influence


You all feel great
To create a sense of achievement


While you fold, spindle
While you damage


And mutilate
And disfigure


Those unbelievers
Those who do not believe in the religion


From a neighboring state
From a nearby area


To arms! to arms!
Prepare for battle!


Hooray! that's great
Hooray! That's fantastic


Two legs ain't bad
Having two legs is not negative


Unless there's a crate
Unless you're in a box


They ship the parts
Those in power send the remains


To mama in For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
For loved ones as a keepsake, just the ears


Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
Not necessarily a specific person's ears


The good book says:
The Bible teaches


("it gotta be that way!")
(It has to happen that way!)


But their book says:
However, their religious text states


"revenge the crusades...
"Retaliate for the Crusades


With whips 'n chains 'n hand grenades..."
Using violent means"


Two arms? two arms?
Do we have to fight? Do we have to fight?


Have another and another
Have more weapons available


Our God says: "there ain't no other!"
Our God is the only true God


Our God says "it's all okay!"
Our God approves of our actions


"cause he can really take care of business!")
"Because he can handle anything!"


And when his humble tv servant With humble white hair And humble glasses And a nice brown suit And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
And when the televangelist preaching about God is plain looking, with glasses and a spouse that answers the phone


Tells us our God says It's okay to do this stuff
Informs us that God approves of our actions


Then we gotta do it
We must follow God's wishes


'cause if we don't do it, We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
Because if we don't follow God's orders, we won't go to Heaven


(depending on which book you're using at the Time...can't use theirs... it don't work ...it's all lies...gotta use mine...)
(Depending on which religious text you're following. Theirs won't work because it's all lies; you must use mine)


Ain't that right?
Isn't that the truth?


That's what they say
That's what we believe


Every night...
Repeatedly


Every day...
Constantly


Hey, we can't really be dumb
We can't truly be foolish


If we're just following god's orders
If our actions are based on religious doctrine


Hey, let's get serious...
Let's be truthful


God knows what he's doin'
God has a plan that he is executing


He wrote this book here
He authored this religious text


An' the book says: He made us all to be just like him,"
And the religious text states God created us in his image


So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (an' maybe even a little ugly on the side)
Therefore, if we are foolish, then God is foolish, and perhaps not even attractive




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Written by: Frank Zappa

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