Eddie Are You Kidding?
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Eddie, are you kidding?
I've seen you on my TV
Eddie, are you kidding?
The people always ask me
I saw your double knits
I thought they were the pits
You threw it in a bag
And then you sent me home--
What!?
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no!

Eddie, are you teasing
About your rancid garments?
Eddie, are you teasing
About your sixty tailors?
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In a fifty dollar suit--
Oh
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no!

Howard: Eddie, my friends ask me, Eddie, Eddie, are you kidding? I wanna tell you something, my friends: I am not kidding. Here at Zachary All we have sixty tailors in the back room. We have the west's largest selections of portly's, regulars, longs, extra longs, and cadets. And my friends say to me: Eddie, Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?
Mark: Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?
Howard: And I tell them: I'll tell you something frankly, my friends-- When the new double knits first came out, I was not impressed. But as you can see, these pants I'm wearing are double knit. They stretch in all the right places. They're the most comfortable. Our model Twiggy here will demonstrate. I have this lovely little
Seersucker... wait a minute

WHERE CAN I GO IN GARDENA?
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.?
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT?
I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY

I need the knits
The double knits
I need the knits
They are the pits
I need the knits
The double knits
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In a fifty dollar suit--
Whew!
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?

Howard: No, my friends, I'm not kidding, right here on the miracle mile we have the west's largest selections of...

Portly,
Regular,
Cadet,
Tall,
And long

Howard: And not only that-- My brother Jake and Little Emil, and...





Sixty tailors!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's song "Are You Upset?" are a humorous commentary on the fashion industry and consumerism. Eddie, presumably a fashion designer or retailer, is being questioned by the singer about the quality of his products, specifically his double-knit clothing line. The singer is also questioning whether Eddie is serious about his claims to be able to fit the singer in a $50 suit. The repetition of the question "Eddie, are you kidding?" throughout the song highlights the absurdity of the situation.


The second half of the song takes a turn as Howard, presumably another fashion retailer or employee, takes over and boasts about his store's selection of clothing for different body types. The line "I need the knits, they are the pits" is likely a critique of the fashion industry's obsession with trendy and expensive clothing that may not necessarily be comfortable or practical for everyday wear.


Overall, "Are You Upset?" is a satirical take on consumerism and the fashion industry's tendency to prioritize style and image over substance and comfort.


Line by Line Meaning

Eddie, are you kidding?
Asking Eddie if he's joking


I've seen you on my TV
Acknowledging that the singer has seen Eddie on television


The people always ask me
Saying that people frequently ask the singer about Eddie


I saw your double knits
Referring to a specific piece of clothing Eddie owns


I thought they were the pits
Disliking Eddie's clothing


You threw it in a bag
Describing Eddie's behavior with his own clothing


And then you sent me home--
Finishing the description of Eddie's treatment of the clothing


Eddie, are you teasing
Asking if Eddie is joking or lying


About your rancid garments?
Asking if Eddie is joking or lying about the quality of his clothing


About your sixty tailors?
Asking if Eddie is joking or lying about the number of tailors he has access to


I'm coming over shortly
Indicating that the singer is planning a visit to Eddie


Because I am a portly
Describing a feature of the artist's body that requires a certain type of clothing


You promised you could fit me
Reminding Eddie that he has promised to be able to provide clothing that fits the singer


In a fifty dollar suit--
Referencing a specific piece of clothing that Eddie has promised to provide


Oh
Exclamation of surprise or disappointment


WHERE CAN I GO IN GARDENA?
Wondering where to shop for clothing in a specific location


AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.?
Wondering where to shop for clothing in a different specific location


AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT?
Wondering where to shop for clothing in yet another specific location


I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY
Expressing an urgent need for clothing


I need the knits
Desiring a specific type of clothing


They are the pits
Acknowledging that the artist doesn't actually like the clothing


I'm coming over shortly
Repeating the earlier statement about the artist's visit to Eddie


Because I am a portly
Repeating the earlier statement about the singer's body type


You promised you could fit me
Repeating the earlier statement about Eddie's promise to provide clothing that fits


In a fifty dollar suit--
Repeating the earlier reference to a specific piece of clothing


Whew!
Exclamation of relief or excitement


Eddie, are you kidding?
Repeating the earlier question about whether Eddie is joking or lying


Eddie, are you kidding me?
Repeating the earlier question in a more confrontational tone




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa, Howard L Kaylan, John George Seiter, Mark R Volman

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