Handsome Cabin Boy
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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(traditional, arranged by FZ)

[Apostolic Studios, NYC
December, 1967-February, 1968

FZ guitar, bass
Art Tripp marimba, vibes
Don Preston keyboards
Jimmy Carl Black drums]





Overall Meaning

In Frank Zappa's Wedding Dress Song, the lyrics are a cynical commentary on the societal expectations of women to get married and wear a wedding dress. Zappa is essentially mocking the entire institution of marriage, suggesting that it's all just for show and doesn't really mean anything. The opening lines, "Go ahead and get married, dressin' up in white/ Once you get married, everything'll be all right," set the tone for the rest of the song. Zappa is suggesting that getting married won't actually solve any problems or bring true happiness; it's just something that society expects of women.


As the song continues, Zappa's lyrics become increasingly absurd - "A pox upon the bridal house and a plague upon the groom" - and he even throws in references to Biblical stories like the one about Lot and his wife turning into a pillar of salt. All of this adds up to a scathing critique of societal norms and expectations, particularly for women. Zappa seems to be saying that getting married and conforming to these expectations won't actually bring happiness, and instead can be harmful.


Line by Line Meaning

Father, father, I need to confess
Dear Father, I need to reveal something to you.


You're not gonna like it, I'm under duress
I have bad news to tell you, and you won't be happy about it. But I'm being forced to say it.


I was down in the lab, late last night
I was in the laboratory last night, even after hours.


And I saw the most horrible sight
I witnessed something very disturbing and unpleasant.


My wedding dress, it was all stained with red
My beautiful bridal gown was completely soaked in red, which can only be blood.


My wedding dress, it was all stained with red
Once again, I repeat that my wedding dress was drenched in blood, which is not a good sign regarding my upcoming nuptials.


I asked my friends, they all laughed through their tears
I sought advice from my pals, but instead of offering genuine support or sympathy, they just laughed while crying at the horrible revelation.


And whispered as I to told them to the fear
They didn't want to be heard, so they spoke softly when responding to my plea for comfort.


'Don't worry, dear, it's been a bloody good year'
To calm me down, they said, 'It's okay; this has been a great year for us, despite the blood-stained wedding dress.'


Then I recognized, oh, flesh on the floor
Suddenly, it dawned on me that there was flesh from a human body lying on the ground.


And then my mind went dead, oh, because I saw
At this point, I was so frightened and disgusted that my brain stopped working because of what I had seen.


The wedding gown that I shall wear
The bridal dress I plan to wear on my big day.


This accursed shroud, the curse that we both bear
This garment is like a cursed blanket that we both have to endure the bad fate because we will be united in holy matrimony.


So, father, pity the monster, and forgive the girl
Therefore, Father, have compassion on the creature who committed this gruesome crime, and show mercy to the young woman who confesses to it.


For you know that it wasn't in my world
I hope you understand that this violence was never part of my life or desires.


It wasn't in my world.
Once again, I reiterate that this sort of thing doesn't happen often in my world.




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