Harry & Rhonda
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve vai (guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Chuck wild (piano)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Scott thunes (bass)
Jay anderson (string bass)
Ed mann (percussion)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Ike willis (vocals)
Terry bozzio (vocals)
Dale bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)
Bob harris (vocals)
Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)

Rhonda: (stage whisper)
Harry, this is not dream girls!

Harry: (stage whisper)
They told me it had c-c-colored folk in it, rhonda, and that's always a sure sign of good, solid, musical entertainment! how was I supposed to know they'd be this ugly?

Rhonda:
They pissed on us, harry! they f**kin' pissed on us! look at my fox!

Harry:
I know, dear...but they pissed on me too...he did say they were incontinent!

Rhonda:
Just smell this! I think we should get out of here before they do something else to us!

Harry:

Oolite.

Rhonda:
What's happened to broadway, harry? used to be you could come to one of these things and the wind would be rushing down the plain or a fairy on a string would go over the audience...but now! har
Ask you: is this entertainment?

Harry:
You're absolutely correct, dear! so far we haven't seen a single good-looking pair of legs...a single sequin-encrusted whatchamacallit ...no firm, rounded breasts! this show is a disaster, rhond


Complete and utter disaster!

Thing-fish:
Mmmm! say dere...hey! umm-hmm! thass right! hey you! you two ugly white folks...over heahhh!

As you know, de presence of carboniferous hard-core unemployables has gen'rally, in de historical past, guaranteed an evenin' of upliftin' frolic and cavortment...it'd be a shame fo y'all t'miss
On dis here one! got some nice chairs fo' ya, rights ovuh heahhh.

Harry & rhonda rise, cross to thing-fish, and sit in the chairs he offers. they are immediately chained to them by the mammies.

Harry:
Uhhh...beg pardon? what's going on here?

Rhonda:
Oh! they're touching me! harry! harry! harry! harry, do something! they're putting chains on me! I'll be stuck to the chair! oh! what'll I do? I'll miss intermission!

Harry:
They're only 'theater chains', rhonda! just some sort of...

Rhonda:
These are real goddam chains, harry, and they're not gonna come off with woolite!

Harry:
I don't mind the way they feel...they don't bother me, honey...relax! go with the flow...

Rhonda:
Harry, you are an over-educated shit-head!

Thing-fish:
Look here, folks...dis only fo yo own protexium! once we gets rollin' heah, things be happnin' all over de place dat could prove dangerous to persons not previously acquainted wit de san quentim
- potatoes!

Rhonda:
I want the wind to come rushing down the plain! I want fairies on a string over the audience! I want real broadway entertainment! feathers! spot-lights! guilt! hours upon hours of guilt! about m
Her! about my father! about brave women, suffering at the hands of infantile, insensitive, dominating men! and what do I get? a potato-headed jig-a-boo with catholic clothes on! incomprehensible
Lips! weak bladders draining through abnorminably large organs! jesus, harry! what the f**k is going on here?

Harry:
Simmer down! if you'll just roll with the punches...and don't rock the boat, I'm sure we'll have a lovely evening at the theater!





Thing-fish:
Thass right! we got fairies on a string fo yo ass jes' a little later! meanwhile, I b'lieves y'all requires some updatement on de co-log-nuh situatium! sister ob'dewlla 'x'! express yo'seff!

Overall Meaning

The song "Harry & Rhonda" by Frank Zappa is a satirical commentary on race and class in American society. The lyrics document the experiences of an upper-class white couple attending a musical performance featuring black performers. Harry and Rhonda are shocked and offended by the performers' appearance and behavior, including their incontinence, chains, and unintelligible speech. They long for the traditional forms of entertainment they are accustomed to, such as sequined costumes, firm breasts, and guilt-inducing narratives about women and their relationships with men. Despite their discomfort, Harry and Rhonda stay for the entire performance, chained to their seats by the mammies, who serve as a metaphor for the oppression of black women in American history.


Zappa's use of satire in "Harry & Rhonda" is reminiscent of the work of Mark Twain and other writers who used humor to expose the hypocrisies and injustices of their time. The song's cynical tone reflects Zappa's own disillusionment with American culture, which he saw as shallow and materialistic. The lyrics suggest that even seemingly liberal and open-minded people like Harry and Rhonda are unwilling or unable to confront the realities of racial inequality and social injustice in America.


Line by Line Meaning

Rhonda: (stage whisper)
Rhonda is whispering on stage


Harry: (stage whisper)
Harry is whispering on stage


They told me it had c-c-colored folk in it, rhonda, and that's always a sure sign of good, solid, musical entertainment! how was I supposed to know they'd be this ugly?
Harry thought the show would be good because it had colored people in it, but they are ugly


They pissed on us, harry! they f**kin' pissed on us! look at my fox!
Rhonda is angry because they were peed on, and her fur is messed up


I know, dear...but they pissed on me too...he did say they were incontinent!
Harry was also peed on, but he knew they were incontinent


Just smell this! I think we should get out of here before they do something else to us!
Rhonda wants to leave because they might do something worse to them


Oolite.
This word has no meaning, it is only said by Harry


What's happened to broadway, harry? used to be you could come to one of these things and the wind would be rushing down the plain or a fairy on a string would go over the audience...but now! har
Rhonda is disappointed that Broadway is not what it used to be


Ask you: is this entertainment?
Rhonda questions whether this is actually entertainment


You're absolutely correct, dear! so far we haven't seen a single good-looking pair of legs...a single sequin-encrusted whatchamacallit ...no firm, rounded breasts! this show is a disaster, rhond
Harry agrees with Rhonda that the show is terrible


Complete and utter disaster!
This is a conclusion by Harry that the show is a complete disaster


Mmmm! say dere...hey! umm-hmm! thass right! hey you! you two ugly white folks...over heahhh!
Thing-Fish is addressing Harry and Rhonda


As you know, de presence of carboniferous hard-core unemployables has gen'rally, in de historical past, guaranteed an evenin' of upliftin' frolic and cavortment...it'd be a shame fo y'all t'miss
Thing-Fish mentions that in the past these type of people always lead to an entertaining evening


On dis here one! got some nice chairs fo' ya, rights ovuh heahhh.
Thing-Fish has chairs for Harry and Rhonda


Uhhh...beg pardon? what's going on here?
Harry is confused


Oh! they're touching me! harry! harry! harry! harry, do something! they're putting chains on me! I'll be stuck to the chair! oh! what'll I do? I'll miss intermission!
Rhonda is scared because the mammies are chaining her to the chair


They're only 'theater chains', rhonda! just some sort of...
Harry tries to calm Rhonda by saying they're just theater chains


These are real goddam chains, harry, and they're not gonna come off with woolite!
Rhonda is adamant that they are real chains and not the theater's props


I don't mind the way they feel...they don't bother me, honey...relax! go with the flow...
Harry doesn't mind the chains


Harry, you are an over-educated shit-head!
Rhonda is angry with Harry for not being concerned enough about the chains


Look here, folks...dis only fo yo own protexium! once we gets rollin' heah, things be happnin' all over de place dat could prove dangerous to persons not previously acquainted wit de san quentim - potatoes!
Thing-Fish warns the audience that the show could be dangerous


I want the wind to come rushing down the plain! I want fairies on a string over the audience! I want real broadway entertainment! feathers! spot-lights! guilt! hours upon hours of guilt! about m Her! about my father! about brave women, suffering at the hands of infantile, insensitive, dominating men! and what do I get? a potato-headed jig-a-boo with catholic clothes on! incomprehensible Lips! weak bladders draining through abnorminably large organs! jesus, harry! what the f**k is going on here?
Rhonda wants real Broadway entertainment and is angry that this is what they get instead


Simmer down! if you'll just roll with the punches...and don't rock the boat, I'm sure we'll have a lovely evening at the theater!
Harry tries to get Rhonda to relax and enjoy the show


Thass right! we got fairies on a string fo yo ass jes' a little later! meanwhile, I b'lieves y'all requires some updatement on de co-log-nuh situatium! sister ob'dewlla 'x'! express yo'seff!
Thing-Fish mentions that they have fairies later, and introduces a new character




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