He's So Gay
Frank Zappa Lyrics


Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve vai (guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Chuck wild (piano)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Scott thunes (bass)
Jay anderson (string bass)
Ed mann (percussion)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Ike willis (vocals)
Terry bozzio (vocals)
Dale bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)
Bob harris (vocals)
Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)

Ensemble: (singing)
He's so gay
He's so gay
He's very very gay
He's so gay
He's so gay
And he likes to be that way
With his keys all on the right
He's into rubber every night
He's so gay
He's so gay
He's almost everyone today

He's okay
He's okay
He's got a role he wants to play
He's okay
He's okay
He's just a cowboy for a day

Of course, his evening's not complete
Without some meat in the seat;
Let's skate away
Down santa monica today

Maybe he wants a little spanking
Maybe he'll eat a little chain
Maybe his lover should be thanking him
For the way he makes it sprinkle
Into drops of golden rain

He's so gay
He's so gay
He rules the city in a way
You could say
You could say
It's sorta different today
All the taffeta and chintz
And every leather boy's a prince
Hey hey hey!
Please don't look the other way

You could be just like him
Tomorrow!
Maybe you'll get a chance
To borrow
(borrow)
His bouquet
And maybe later...maybe later
We'll all be
Gay-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why!
Do you really wanna hurt me?

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Juan Jacobo Guzman

[Ensemble: (singing)]
He's so gay
(He's so gay)
He's very very gay
He's so gay
(He's gay)

[Brown Moses:]
Yes, he is
I guess he likes it
Yeah

[Ensemble:]
And he likes to be that way
With his keys on the right

[Brown Moses:]
Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]
He's into rubber every night

[Brown Moses:]
Into . . . into rubber?
Wha . . . the boy's into rubber every night!

[Ensemble:]
He's so gay
He's so gay

[Brown Moses:]
Oh, my goodness
Whoo . . .

[Ensemble:]
He's ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY

He's okay
He's okay

[Brown Moses:]
Yeah, that's what they say

[Ensemble:]
He's got a role he wants to play

[Brown Moses:]
Aww . . . look, have you ever SMELLED rubber?

[Ensemble:]
He's okay
He's okay

[Brown Moses:]
I guess it's okay, l-look at his woman, yeah . . .
I-I guess it's all right

[Ensemble:]
He's just a cowboy for a day

[Brown Moses:]
Mm-hmm

[Ensemble:]
Of course, his evening's not complete

[Brown Moses:]
Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]
Without some meat in the seat;

[Brown Moses:]
Don't tell me that

[Ensemble:]
Let's skate away
Down Santa Monica today
(Well well well)

Maybe he wants a little spanking

[Brown Moses:]
Uh . . . a spanking?

[Ensemble:]
Maybe he'll eat a little chain

[Brown Moses:]
Uh . . . well, eat the chain

[Ensemble:]
Maybe his lover should be thanking him

[Brown Moses:]
Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]
For the way he makes it sprinkle

[Brown Moses:]
Wait a minute . . .
Wh . . .

[Ensemble:]
Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN

[Brown Moses:]
M . . . makin' into rai . . . ?
Oh no!
What is the problem?
Uh-oh
UHH-OHh

[Ensemble:]
He's so gay
He's so gay

[Brown Moses:]
Yeah, that's what it is

[Ensemble:]
He rules the city in a way

[Brown Moses:]
Ohh boy . . .

[Ensemble:]
You could say
(You could say)

[Brown Moses:]
Wha . . . what could ya say?

[Ensemble:]
It's sorta different today

[Brown Moses:]
I agree

[Ensemble:]
All the taffeta and chintz

[Brown Moses:]
Uh . . . 'least the boy ain't gonna reproduce hisself again

[Ensemble:]
And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE

[Brown Moses:]
Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]
Hey hey hey!

[Brown Moses:]
Hey hey hey . . .

[Ensemble:]
Please don't look the other way

You could be just like him
TOMORROW!

[Brown Moses:]
Hoooo, that's shockin'!

[Ensemble:]
Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah

[Brown Moses:]
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh
Ooof!

[Ensemble:]
Maybe you'll get a chance

[Brown Moses:]
I'm telling ya

[Ensemble:]
To borrow
(Borrow)

[Brown Moses:]
What I'm a borrow?

[Ensemble:]
His bouquet

[Brown Moses:]
No way!

[Ensemble:]
And maybe later . . .

[Brown Moses:]
Don't you tell me this

[Ensemble:]
MAYBE LATER

[Brown Moses:]
I said don't you tell me this!

[Ensemble:]
We'll ALL BE
GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

[Brown Moses:]
No! No! No!
Oh, gay . . .

[Ensemble:]
DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?

[Brown Moses:]
You just did!

[FZ:]
MOO-AHHH



All comments from YouTube:

Nick Robinson

My favorite Zappa era is where Bill Gates was the drummer

Noah Alliston

Special guest Andy Dick on the bass.

Luciano Figueiredo

Verdade

Nick Robinson

@Pat Zimmer dude that's so funny. I love Danny Ainge

Bobby

Underrated comment

mAxkAwAzX7r

Bill was also Keyboarder as you can see. XD

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Richard Albert Henderson

You wouldn't get away with this song today, it's just not gay enough.

Adam J K

Bruncle Ben but fixation is different than just doing a thing

Bruncle Ben

@Adam J K By definition, fixating on those specific body parts make them fetishes, and who said fetishes are bad?

Adam J K

Bruncle Ben so, making out is a fetish? Sucking nipples is a fetish? Right. But it is a sex organ because people use it for pleasure and penetrative sex. It’s not like it’s not connected to the plumbing right next to it.

I’m just sad for whoever your partner is

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