Heavies
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[includes an excerpt from Hands With A Hammer and part of the leather conversation]

[Berkeley Community Theater
December 5, 1980
Engineer: Tommy Fly

FZ lead guitar
Steve Vai rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bob Harris keyboards
Arthur Barrow bass
Vinnie Colaiuta drums

Terry Bozzio voice
Patrick O'Hearn voice
Davey Moire voice?]

Bozzio: Talk him down, Vic . . .
Moire?: Mmm . . .




O'Hearn: Come on down, Johnny . . .
Moire?: Okay . . .

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's song Heavy Duty Judy appear to describe an interaction in which several individuals are attempting to persuade someone named Johnny to calm down or de-escalate a situation. The conversation appears to be taking place in the context of a performance, given the reference to the Berkeley Community Theater and the list of musicians and engineers included in the lyrics.


The song includes an excerpt from Hands With A Hammer and part of the leather conversation, which could potentially refer to other parts of the performance or a previous interaction. The tone of the lyrics is urgent, indicating a need to resolve the situation quickly and peacefully.


Overall, the lyrics to Heavy Duty Judy suggest a tense and potentially volatile scenario, with the individuals involved attempting to prevent further conflict. The inclusion of specific details like the location and list of performers suggests that the song may be based on a real incident or moment in Zappa's career.


Line by Line Meaning

Talk him down, Vic . . .
Address him with a calm and collected tone, Vic...


Mmm . . .
An expression of reassurance and agreement...


Come on down, Johnny . . .
We're calling out to Johnny, urging him to come to us...


Okay . . .
Johnny confirms he's heading our way...


Heavy duty Judy, she's the one
Referring to a woman with a strong, assertive personality...


Who gets the credit done
She's the one who gets things done and takes credit for it...


Weighing in at two-sixty-nine
Heavy duty Judy is a large woman, who weighs in at 269 pounds...


A real porker, not just porcine
A humorous way of saying that she's overweight, but also has some other unattractive qualities...


Yeah, but the guys still like to watch her shine
Despite her faults, men still find her attractive and charismatic...


Heavy duty Judy, she's the one
Repeating the refrain to emphasize her personality...


Every morning at the mine
Referring to a blue-collar job at a mining site...


You could see her arrive
Employees would notice her arrival at the mining site every day...


She's got to walk 'cause she can't drive
Judy doesn't have a vehicle to drive to work, so she walks to the mining site...


Down on Main Street and 15th Avenue
The mining site is located on this street and avenue...


The crowd begins to gather about
People at the mining site notice her and begin to gather around...


Heavy duty Judy, she's been thinkin'
Judy is known for being a thoughtful and reflective person...


Her lines are in the leatherette
Judy's 'lines' are written in the leatherette, referring to her high level of authority in the organization...


Nobody else can handle the job with such finesse-ette
No one else can handle the job as well as she does, with such finesse-ette, a playful use of the word...


Body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel
Suggesting that Judy has a fit body because of the Nautilus gym equipment and an intelligent mind thanks to playing with Mattel's educational toys...


Appendix out in perfect health
Judy is in excellent health; her appendix is removed only as a precaution...


Nobody's quite sure of her true wealth
Judy's actual net worth is unknown, adding to her mysterious allure...


Heavy duty Judy, she's the one
Reiterating that Judy has a dominant personality...


You know when she makes up her mind
Judy is known for being decisive when making decisions...


All her misery goes flying behind
Once Judy has made up her mind, she no longer dwells on past issues or misery...


Heavy duty Judy, she's so good
Prefacing the final complementary line, emphasizing her positive qualities...


Heavy duty Judy, she's my food
The tongue-in-cheek final line, implying that Judy is so impressive that she sustains the singer's livelihood or life itself...




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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