Honey Don't You Wanna Man Like Me?
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Eddie Jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)
Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals)
Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ruth Underwood (percussion, synthesizer)
Don Pardo (vocals)
David Samuels (vibes)
Randy Brecker (trumpet)
Mike Brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou Marini (alto saxophone, flute)
Ronnie Cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom Malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
John Bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed Mann (percussion over-dub)
Louanne Neil (osmotic harp over-dub)

Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me

He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe)
His fav'right phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"
He had an Irish Setter

It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The moon was dim, the band was tight
They did the bump together

What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her

She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")
Her fav'right group was HELEN REDDY
(They discussed the weather)

Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me

Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a man

She was the lonely sort, just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'right sport
Was hockey (in the winter)

He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey? Get it?")

Later on they went off to where the music was soft,
The candles were drippy, they saw a REAL HIPPY
Who delivered their dinner

The rice was brown, and soon they found
That the crowd around that had jammed the room,
Well it seemed to be getting thinner

Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a man

He took her home to a motor court
She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it,
But it made him angry!
Angry, it made me angry, it made me so angry I could have killed that
Lousy BITCH!)

He called her a slut, a pig and a whore
A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door
In a petulant frenzy!
(A petulant frenzy, this is a petulant frenzy.
I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy)

On the sofa she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she peeks
Through the curtain

He just got in his car
But the battery's dead
So he asks to use the phone
And she gives him some head
And that's the end of the story

Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a




Baby don't you want a man
Baby don't you want a man sometimes?

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Frank Zappa's song "Honey Don't You Want a Man Like Me" tell the story of two people who meet at a singles bar and end up going back to the woman's place. The man is a stereotypical "Playboy Type" and tries to impress the woman with his sophistication and wit. However, when she refuses to kiss him, he becomes angry and resorts to insulting her with sexist slurs. Eventually, they make up and have sex, but the song ends with a sense of uncertainty as to whether their relationship will continue.


The lyrics of the song are a commentary on the societal expectations placed on gender roles and the toxic behavior that can result from them. The man's attempts to impress the woman are superficial and show a lack of real connection or understanding. When he is rejected, he reacts with anger and resorts to using insults to try and reassert his dominance. The woman, on the other hand, is portrayed as being vulnerable and emotionally fragile, but ultimately gives in to the man's advances. The song can be seen as a critique of the way society constructs and reinforces harmful gender stereotypes.


Line by Line Meaning

Honey honey, hey
The singer is calling out to his lover with a term of endearment


Baby don't you want a man like me
The singer is asking his lover if she wants a partner like him


He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe)
The singer describes a man who was fond of smoking a pipe and living the playboy lifestyle


His fav'right phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"
The man's favorite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!" indicating that he found things to be amazing


He had an Irish Setter
The man had a pet dog which was an Irish Setter


It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The singer describes the setting in which the man and his lover met - a singles bar on a Tuesday night


The moon was dim, the band was tight
The moon was not bright, but the band was playing well


They did the bump together
The artist describes the dance style, 'The Bump', that they did together


What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white
The artist admires the woman's appearance and compliments her white teeth


The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
The drinks were inexpensive due to it being Ladies Night


He was glad that he met her
The man is pleased to have met the woman


She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")
The woman introduces herself as Betty, an office worker


Her fav'right group was HELEN REDDY
Helen Reddy was the favorite music group of the woman


(They discussed the weather)
The singer notes that the couple had a conversation about the weather


She was the lonely sort, just a little too short
The woman was lonely and shorter than average


Her jokes were dumb and her fav'right sport Was hockey (in the winter)
The woman had a poor sense of humor and her favorite sport was hockey


He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey? Get it?")
The man was impressed that her favorite sport involved a puck and made a playful jab to get a reaction from her


Later on they went off to where the music was soft, The candles were drippy, they saw a REAL HIPPY Who delivered their dinner
The couple went to a place with soft music and dim lighting. They saw a hippie who brought their food to them


The rice was brown, and soon they found That the crowd around that had jammed the room, Well it seemed to be getting thinner
The singer describes the food they ate and notes that the crowd around them started to disperse


He took her home to a motor court
The man took the woman back to a motor court


She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it, But it made him angry!
The woman refused to kiss the man which made him angry


Angry, it made me angry, it made me so angry I could have killed that Lousy BITCH!)
The man is extremely angry and even considers killing the woman


He called her a slut, a pig and a whore A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door In a petulant frenzy!
The singer shares the hurtful and offensive words the man used toward the woman before she slammed the door in frustration


(A petulant frenzy, this is a petulant frenzy. I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy)
The artist describes a petulant frenzy in which the man is giving in to his impulsive anger


On the sofa she weeps BOO HOO HOO HOO She weeps and she weeps BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO She weeps and she peeks Through the curtain
The woman is sitting on the sofa, weeping and occasionally peeking through the curtain


He just got in his car But the battery's dead So he asks to use the phone And she gives him some head And that's the end of the story
The man's car battery dies and he asks to use the phone. In return, the woman performs oral sex on him before the story ends


Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a man
The singer repeats the title of the song, asking his lover if she wants a man like him


Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me
The artist continues to ask his lover if she would like to be with a man like him




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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@ayuh8911

Zappa is the best

@bodhisattva71

I love the vision Frank triggers with my imagination through this.

@U_ever

"Outta sight !"

@bigduke5150

The band was tight!

@user-cm1sl4ro7r

Maximus fantasticus

@robertgillen979

A puck gotta be best.
Get it honey. 💪

@biagiomura5749

GENIUS.!!!!!!

@fuegoranou9705

ouep, super et merci , irène

@oldschoolfoil2365

Awesome

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