I'm the Slime
Frank Zappa Lyrics

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed

I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say

I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help...no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks.. Don't touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livingroom floor
I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa

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Susan TJFL

“That’s right folks don’t touch that dial”
It’s 2020 and Zappa’s music is as iconoclastic as ever.

TB Rech

That’s for dam 🦫 sure. Image what he would come up with FB, Twitter and YouTube!

jeremy Seymour

Slime's a big a$$ word yes

alicia sciarrillo


philip norris

Nice one, Susan, although I'm not really a Zappa fan.

colin stephens

The modern day composer refuses to die

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got suspended for 3 days for writing these lyrics on the chalkboard in 8th grade :D

Tyler Thro

LMMFAO Lololol

Jim Lindsey

Worth it.


@A Burrage a personal best :)

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