I'm the Slime
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed

I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say

I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help...no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks.. Don't touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livingroom floor
I am the slime from your video





Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

Overall Meaning

In the lyrics of "I'm the Slime", Frank Zappa presents himself as a manipulative, perverted entity that has existed for years, manipulating society through the media. The song reveals how the government and industry use media as a tool to control people's minds, to regulate public behavior and manipulate their perspectives. The media is presented as a dangerous entity that has the power to create a controlled society where people are powerless to act outside of the norms established by the media.


Zappa also presents the media as an entity that fools people into thinking that it is positive, that its messages are delicious, and that it is the best entity one can get. This ties into the idea of the media being a tool of the government and industry to manipulate and brainwash people.


The chorus of “I am the slime oozin' out from your TV set” is repeated multiple times, yet there is no clarification on what the slime represents. It is left up to interpretation, creating a metaphor, discussing how the media or those in power are trying to control, manipulate, and influence the general population.


In conclusion, the song is a commentary on how the media has become a tool used by society's powers to control and manipulate society's masses. It is unarguably an essential insight into consumer society's workings.


Line by Line Meaning

I am gross and perverted
I am disgusting and twisted


I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I am consumed and insane


I have existed for years
I've been around for a long time


But very little had changed
But I haven't evolved much


I am the tool of the Government
I'm being controlled by the government


And industry too
And also by big business


For I am destined to rule
Because I am meant to be in charge


And regulate you
And control and manipulate you


I may be vile and pernicious
I may be disgusting and harmful


But you can't look away
But you can't help but watch


I make you think I'm delicious
I make you believe I'm irresistible


With the stuff that I say
With the things I tell you


I am the best you can get
I am the most appealing option you have


Have you guessed me yet?
Have you figured out who I am?


I am the slime oozin' out
I am the toxic substance seeping out


From your TV set
From your television screen


You will obey me while I lead you
You will follow my commands as I guide you


And eat the garbage that I feed you
And consume the low-quality content I give you


Until the day that we don't need you
Until the day we no longer require you


Don't go for help...no one will heed you
Don't try to seek help, as no one will listen to you


Your mind is totally controlled
Your thoughts are completely manipulated


It has been stuffed into my mold
Your thinking has been shaped by me


And you will do as you are told
And you'll follow my instructions


Until the rights to you are sold
Until your freedom is relinquished


That's right, folks.. Don't touch that dial
That's correct, viewers.. Don't change the channel


Well, I am the slime from your video
Well, I am the unhealthy influence in your media


Oozin' along on your livingroom floor
Spreading across your living room


I am the slime from your video
I am the toxic influence in your media


Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go
My influence can't be stopped, watch me spread




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa

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@fuzzywzhe

No, television has always been this, always.

The man who invented television was Philo Farnsworth. A true genius and a good man. He made television expecting it to be an educational device, now a single person could teach the entire country, no matter how remote a person was. That was his dream, but it became a propaganda box instead.

When his son asked him why they did not have a television set, he is said to have told his son "There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet."

And that was in the 1950's or so, when television was just starting to be adopted. It is FAR worse today.

Television has always been this, and always will be this. I will not own a television set. It destroys your mind, and it subtly controls you. When I went to college to study electrical engineering, I simply did not have time to watch the propaganda box, and when I got out of school, I was surprised at how much I discovered I detested it.



@whiskeyriver4322

Frank Zappa – guitar, vocals on all tracks except "Fifty-Fifty" and most of "Zomby Woof"
Kin Vassy – vocals on "I'm the Slime", "Dinah-Moe Humm" and "Montana"
Ricky Lancelotti – vocals on "Fifty-Fifty" and "Zomby Woof"
Sal Marquez – trumpet, vocals on "Dinah-Moe Humm"
Ian Underwood – clarinet, flute, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone
Bruce Fowler – trombone
Ruth Underwood – percussion, marimba, vibraphone
Jean-Luc Ponty – violin, baritone violin
George Duke – synthesizer, keyboards
Tom Fowler – bass
Ralph Humphrey – drums
Tina Turner and the Ikettes – backing vocals (uncredited) (Tracks 2-3 and 5-7)



@ayiorgos

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin'room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go



All comments from YouTube:

@garypelled6243

The Slime is VASTLY worse now

@GregoryGrieco

'until the rights to you are sold..' 1976.

@kerbygator

@@GregoryGrieco Frank knew.

@davidsanderson5918

I always took it to mean that the slime will be neverending because they'll never sell the rights to you. They've got you forever.

@radiomanze1296

That's what reminded me about this song

@TheRealTurboJesus

Now all the “rock and roll” artists support censorship

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@kameronbowers432

The internet's theme song.

@n0denz

And yet this song predated the internet by 10 years. It's like he saw it coming.

@briansamuel246

We're in the time of the slime

@lemonfridge5119

zappa predicted this. He was our last hope

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