Let's Make the Water Turn Black
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It's about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn't know
Early in the morning daddy dinky went to work
Selling lamps and chairs to San Bernadino squares
And I still remember mama with her apron and her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed's cafe!

Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day...
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
Kenny's little creatures on display!

Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(a marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
Let's make the water turn black

We see them after school in a world of their own
(to some it might seem creepy what they do...)
The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night
(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)

Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day...
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
Kenny's little creatures on display!

Ronnie's in the army now and Kenny's taking pills
Oh! how they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(wait till the fire turns green...wait till the fire turns green)
Wait till the fire turns green!

This would be a little bit of vocal teen-age heaven, right here on earth!





Dodn-do-do-dodn-dodn-dodn-dada

Overall Meaning

Let's Make the Water Turn Black by Frank Zappa is a song that retells the story of a group of individuals, called the “little people,” who lived in a small town in America in the post-World War II era. The song, while being whimsical and satirical in nature, highlights the secret lives of these seemingly normal people, and their eccentric habits that their neighbors were unaware of. The first two stanzas of the song, with lines like “selling lamps and chairs to San Bernadino squares” and “feeding all the boys at Ed's cafe!” sets up the scene of the town and the people living in it, giving a glimpse of the mundane lives they led during the day.


However, things started to become interesting after school, as the little people retreated into their own separate worlds, engaging in peculiar activities like "whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day", and Ronnie "saving his numies on a window in his room (a marvel to be seen: dysentery green)", while Kenny and his friends played a game in the back, called "Let's make the water turn black". The chorus, “whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day, Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away” adds an element of camaraderie among the little people, and the fact that they’re all having fun together makes it more whimsical than creepy. It’s only when the neighbors start watching them that things start getting weird.


The last verse of the song is the culmination of the “little people’s” secret lives as they yearn to see a bomber burn, with color flashing, thunder crashing, and a dynamite machine that will “wait till the fire turns green...wait till the fire turns green.” The line “this would be a little bit of vocal teenage heaven, right here on earth”, is an interesting way of introducing the concept of an idealized American Dream, where one could do whatever they want without any suppression. It’s at once both satirical and sincere. The song as a whole is an invitation to the audience to imagine themselves as part of the little people and partake in their wild adventures, making it more of a playful jab at small-town life than anything truly sinister.


Line by Line Meaning

Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want to emphasize that the events detailed in my song actually happened, and I urge you to believe it


I want everyone to listen and believe
My message is so important that I want to ensure everyone hears and accepts it


It's about some little people from a long time ago
The focus of my song is on small individuals from the past who deserve recognition


And all the things the neighbors didn't know
My song divulges secrets that have remained hidden from the neighbors until now


Early in the morning daddy dinky went to work
The workday started early for Daddy Dinky, who sold lamps and chairs to residents of San Bernardino


Selling lamps and chairs to San Bernadino squares
The residents of San Bernardino are referred to derogatorily as "squares"


And I still remember mama with her apron and her pad
My mother used to wear an apron and carry a notepad around while she cooked


Feeding all the boys at Ed's cafe!
My mother would serve food to the boys who hung out at Ed's cafe


Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day...
Ronnie, Kenny, and their friends spend their day performing a variety of idiosyncratic activities that involve bodily functions


(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
Ronnie assists Kenny in relieving himself of flatulence


And all the while on a shelf in the shed: Kenny's little creatures on display!
Kenny has some sort of collection of figurines or artwork that he keeps in the shed


Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room (a marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
Ronnie stores his personal possessions on a windowsill, which is an impressive sight because it's colored green (presumably because of dysentery)


While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back: Let's make the water turn black
Kenny and his friends participate in some sort of activity in which they attempt to discolor the water. This is likely a metaphor for polluting nature or engaging in some form of destruction for fun.


We see them after school in a world of their own (to some it might seem creepy what they do...)
Ronnie, Kenny, and their friends are witnessed by others while engaging in their strange activities. Some perceive what they do as unsettling or distressing.


The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night (I bet you'd do the same if they was you)
The people living next to Ronnie and Kenny observe their behaviors each night, a behavior that is encouraged by the song's narrator


Ronnie's in the army now and Kenny's taking pills Oh! how they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Ronnie is now serving in the military, while Kenny is addicted to drugs. Both of them yearn to witness an act of destruction, such as a plane burning.


Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine! (wait till the fire turns green...wait till the fire turns green) Wait till the fire turns green!
The artist describes some horrific, apocalyptic event about to unfold with vividly descriptive language designed to elicit awe or fear. The idea of waiting for the fire to turn green could mean waiting for an explosion, waiting for destruction to start.


This would be a little bit of vocal teen-age heaven, right here on earth!
Teenagers would love to experience the events described in the song, which are chaotic and thrilling in nature.


Dodn-do-do-dodn-dodn-dodn-dada
This is a meaningless, nonsensical phrase that likely serves to punctuate the song or to hook listeners in with a catchy tune.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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