Montana
Frank Zappa Lyrics


I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand
I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
(yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all night an' all Afternoon...
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
N' then I might just Jumb back on
An' ride Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

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Written by: GUSTAVO ALFREDO SANTAOLALLA

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Leon Dsouza

The Mothers of Invention

I might be movin' to Montana soon 
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up 
Waxen it down 
In a little white box 
I can sell uptown 
By myself I wouldn't 
Have no boss, 
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 
Well I just might grow me some bees 
But I'd leave the sweet stuff 
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand 
I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down 
Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' 
I'd have me a crop 
An' it'd be on top

Movin' to Montana soon 
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon 
(yes I am) 
Movin' to Montana soon 
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune 
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss 
That's growin' on the prairie 
Pluckin' the floss! 
I plucked all day an' all night an' all Afternoon... 
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss 
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss 
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 
Blanket on anyway 
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 
Blanket on anyway 
Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss 
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks 
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 
I'm gonna find me a horse 
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line 
With a Pair of heavy-duty 
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand 
Every other wrangler would say 
I was mighty grand 
By myself I wouldn't 
Have no boss 
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 
Well I might Ride along the border 
With my tweezers gleamin' 
In the moon-lighty night 
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee 
N' give my foot a push... 
Just me 'n the pymgy pony 
Over the Dennil Floss Bush 
N' then I might just Jumb back on 
An' ride Like a cowboy 
Into the dawn to Montana 
Movin' to Montana soon

Movin' to Montana soon



All comments from YouTube:

Koettnylle

I wish the video edit changed the camera angles a bit quicker, i'm not quite reaching a seizure yet

Tommy Rad

A lame 70s attempt to be psychedelic. Entheogens work better.

gobuns

Great video. I can't dissociate the solo from the video. Would love to see Frank's playing close-up though.

Gar Sm

Do you have the double the speed .. if you can do this and spin around as fast as you can anticlockwise that should work.

Samisven

köttnylle

karen kalantari

ig youre too tough man the editor reached its goal of f***in my brain😂

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Tom Biby

During Zappa's solo the film editor was trying to do a solo too.

Kombiice

YESSS

OpanaGod 96

Hahahahaha

karen kalantari

after i die to this comment dont write "first guy who died of laughter" on my grave

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