Montana
Frank Zappa Lyrics


I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand
I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
(yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all night an' all Afternoon...
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
N' then I might just Jumb back on
An' ride Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: GUSTAVO ALFREDO SANTAOLALLA

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EthioMod

Frank Zappa very nearly invented modern hip hop.

Nintendo Psycho

@Chandler Matson wrong

Chandler Matson

@Nintendo Psycho right

Nintendo Psycho

@Chandler Matson wrong

Chandler Matson

@Nintendo Psycho its actually the other way around my friend

Rob Harmz

@Hickory McCay Right, except it actually started with some dudes making rhymes over the top of a song playing on a record player cuz some lady payed them to.
So basically everything you typed is incorrect.
Everything you said was only a later incorporation.
Snob

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Tom Biby

During Zappa's solo the film editor was trying to do a solo too.

Jukka Miettinen

Zappa ei ollut hätäinen, mutta vaativa - nuotilleen piti olla aina paitsi kerran Helsingissä Kulttuuritalolla "Satumaa" meni vähän kanveesiin tahi piparille - oli ainakin liian vaikea kieli

Kombiice

YESSS

Gabriel Ambrósio

Hahahahaha

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