Montana
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand
I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
(yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all night an' all Afternoon...
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
N' then I might just Jumb back on
An' ride Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)





Movin' to Montana soon

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Montana" by Frank Zappa can be interpreted as a satirical take on the American dream - a dream of independence and self-sufficiency. The singer in the song portrays himself as an independent entrepreneur, one who is going to Montana to grow a crop of dental floss, wax it down and sell it in a little white box uptown. The dental floss here is a metaphor for something insignificant, something that people don't really need, but the singer is willing to go all the way to Montana to grow and sell it. The singer wants to be his own boss and doesn't want to depend on anyone else. Yet, he finds the idea of growing dental floss to be a bit silly, and he's aware that others might think the same.


As the song progresses, the singer seems to switch between different ideas, one of growing bees and the other of plucking the old dental floss that is growing on the prairie. He wants to make something of himself, but he's not entirely sure what that something is. The final verse sees the singer imagining himself riding along the border with a pair of tweezers, plucking dental floss on a small horse, a "pygmy pony," and once again reiterating his desire to be the master of his fate, his own boss.


Some possible interpretations of the song might be that it is a critique of the American obsession with self-reliance and rugged individualism. Alternatively, it could be seen as a commentary on how capitalism has commodified everything, even something as small and meaningless as dental floss, and how chasing profits can lead one to pursue absurd and meaningless projects.


Line by Line Meaning

I might be movin' to Montana soon
I am considering moving to Montana in the near future


Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up
I want to cultivate a crop of dental floss and raise it so that I can profit from it


Waxen it down In a little white box I can sell uptown
I plan to process the dental floss and package it in small white boxes to sell it in the city for a profit


By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
I want to be my own boss while cultivating dental floss as a business venture


Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Continuation of the desire to cultivate dental floss alone


Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff For somebody else... but then, on the other hand I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top
I might consider beekeeping as well, but I'd rather leave the honey to others. I would keep the beeswax and use it to process the dental floss. If I continue with this venture, I would succeed and it would be profitable.


(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)
Further reaffirmation of the reason for the potential move to Montana


Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
I aim to be a successful entrepreneur in the dental floss industry.


Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
A nonsensical wordplay continuation of the desire for success in the dental floss industry.


I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss!
I am currently cultivating dental floss that grows natively on the prairie and processing it for future profit.


I plucked all day an' all night an' all Afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway
I spent an extensive amount of time plucking dental floss, and I am riding a small horse named Mighty Little, who is a bit too small for saddles or blankets.


Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I will continue to cultivate dental floss regardless of what others may think of it, and I don't care about their opinions.


I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand
I plan to get a medium-sized horse and ride along the border carrying expensive tweezers to show off my wealth and success to the other ranchers.


Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Reiteration of the desire to cultivate dental floss alone


Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee N' give my foot a push... Just me 'n the pymgy pony Over the Dennil Floss Bush N' then I might just Jumb back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana
I might go on a late-night ride along the border with my shiny tweezers gleaming in the moonlight. I would stop for a coffee and then continue riding with my small horse through the dental floss bushes. Finally, I would return to Montana, riding like a cowboy into the dawn.


Movin' to Montana soon
Final reaffirmation of the potential move to Montana.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: GUSTAVO ALFREDO SANTAOLALLA

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Bob Whitworth

This really should be the official state song of Montana.  Every time I drove across the border up I-15 from Idaho, I had this song playing in my head.  Every...time.

Mike Bowden

absolutely !

Daniel Land

Yup!👍😜🍺🍺🤪🏌️‍♂️😊

Just A Cup

@G E LOL, for realz.

Michael Kenna

@Stäni Steinbock
Nice addition to the comments !

Michael Kenna

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Arkadia Moon

I have a great admiration for any artist who can't be confined in a genre, but takes genres, drops them in a mixmaster, and makes them over into something totally other that can't be labelled as anything other than that artist's work. Frank Zappa was one of these geniuses. Kudos forever to his name.

jp codnia

@Draculaque yeepy-ontana-yaaaay !!!
Suitable ending

Jesse Wipert

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TheCyVirus

Check out Mr. Bungle and their self titled album. One of the greatest pieces of musical art

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