Mudd Club
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)
Steve Vai (guitar)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Arthur Barrow (bass)
Ed Mann (percussion)
David Ocker (clarinet, bass clarinet)
Motorhead Sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
David Logeman (drums)
Craig Steward (harmonica)
Jimmy Carl Black (vocals)
Ahmet Zappa (vocals)
Moon Zappa (vocals)

Hey, they're really dancin'
They're on auto-destruct
On the floor
On the pipe
Bouncin' off-a the wall
Hey, the people here are really
Tearin' it up
On the side
In the back
By the front of the stage

They ain't really crazy
You can take it from me
I should know
'Cause I go
Every time I'm in town

If you never tried it
Lemme straighten you out
It's the best kinda place
To unfasten yerself

MUDD CLUB
All the way downtown
MUDD CLUB
They ain't messin' around
Just turn to the left 'n look around
It's there somewhere
If you ain't found it, better
Hurry up
The folks down there's on auto-destruct
And so can you be too
(Fact of the matter
it's made for you...)
Try it on a Saturday 'bout four o'clock in
the mornin'
Or even on a Monday at midnight
When there's just a few of them
Fabulous Poodles
Doin' the Peppermint Twist for real

In black sack dresses with nine inch heels
And then a guy with a blue mohawk comes in

In Serious Leather...
(And all the rest of whom for which
To whensonever of partially
indeterminate
Bio-chemical degradation
Seek the path to sudsy yellow nozzle
Of their foaming nocturnal
Parametric digital whole-wheat
inter-faith
Geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta
In Serious Leather...Serious Chains
Then they work the wall
'N work the floor
'N work the pipe
'N work the wall some more
In Serious Leather
In Serious Chains
In Serious Clothing
From when they come downtown

From the ruins of Studio 54
To twist 'n frugg
In an arrogant gesture
To the best of what the 20th Century has
to offer, at the
MUDD CLUB

Al Malkin's down there now
Looking for a Virgin with nice breath...
(Why, maybe it's you...
And you don't even know it!)

Hey, they're really dancin'
They're on auto-destruct
On the floor
On the pipe
Bouncin' off-a the wall

Hey, the people here are really
Tearin' it up
On the side
In the back
By the front of the stage

They ain't really crazy
You can take it from me
I should know
'Cause I go
Every time I'm in town

If you never tried it
Lemme straighten you out
It's the best kinda place
To unfasten yerself

WORK THE WALL
WORK THE FLOOR




WORK THE PIPE
IN SERIOUS PAIN

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa’s “Mudd Club” are a commentary on the New York City club scene in the early 1980s. The Mudd Club was a renowned nightclub in Manhattan, known for its diverse mix of patrons and avant-garde entertainment. The song describes the chaotic atmosphere of the club, with people dancing wildly and indulging in drugs and alcohol. Zappa emphasizes that the patrons aren’t really crazy, but rather unfastening themselves from the constraints of society.


Zappa’s lyrics also touch on the fashion and style of the club-goers, with mentions of black sack dresses, nine-inch heels, blue mohawks, and serious leather and chains. He mocks the trend-setting aspect of the club scene with lines like “In an arrogant gesture/To the best of what the 20th Century has to offer”. In contrast, the “Fabulous Poodles” are mentioned as a kind of kitschy, retro act, possibly poking fun at the fads of the past.


Overall, “Mudd Club” is a celebration of the reckless abandon and individuality that characterized the New York City club scene at that time.


Line by Line Meaning

Hey, they're really dancin'
People are dancing enthusiastically


They're on auto-destruct
They're drinking and partying excessively


On the floor On the pipe Bouncin' off-a the wall
People are dancing, using drugs and having a wild time.


Hey, the people here are really Tearin' it up
People are really enjoying themselves and having a good time.


On the side In the back By the front of the stage
People are scattered throughout the venue, dancing and having fun in different places.


They ain't really crazy You can take it from me I should know 'Cause I go Every time I'm in town
The people may appear crazy, but they are not out of control; the singer is a regular and can attest to the fact that the attendees are just having a good time.


If you never tried it Lemme straighten you out It's the best kinda place To unfasten yerself
The Mudd Club is a great place to let loose and have fun.


MUDD CLUB All the way downtown MUDD CLUB They ain't messin' around Just turn to the left 'n look around It's there somewhere If you ain't found it, better Hurry up
The Mudd Club is located downtown and is not hard to find, so people should hurry up and get there to experience a great time.


The folks down there's on auto-destruct And so can you be too (Fact of the matter it's made for you...)
The people there are partying hard, and so can you if you want to; the Mudd Club is a place for everyone.


Try it on a Saturday 'bout four o'clock in the mornin' Or even on a Monday at midnight
People should try going to the Mudd Club on different days and times to experience the variety of events held there.


When there's just a few of them Fabulous Poodles Doin' the Peppermint Twist for real
Even when there are only a few people, great performances like the Fabulous Poodles' dancing can be enjoyed.


In black sack dresses with nine inch heels And then a guy with a blue mohawk comes in In Serious Leather... (And all the rest of whom for which To whensonever of partially indeterminate Bio-chemical degradation Seek the path to sudsy yellow nozzle Of their foaming nocturnal Parametric digital whole-wheat inter-faith Geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta In Serious Leather...Serious Chains
People come dressed in different styles and are welcome at the Mudd Club.


Then they work the wall 'N work the floor 'N work the pipe 'N work the wall some more In Serious Leather In Serious Chains In Serious Clothing From when they come downtown From the ruins of Studio 54
People work the dance floor, walls, and smoke pipes, dressed in serious and fashionable clothing.


To twist 'n frugg In an arrogant gesture To the best of what the 20th Century has to offer, at the MUDD CLUB
People come to the Mudd Club to dance and enjoy the best of the music from the 20th century.


Al Malkin's down there now Looking for a Virgin with nice breath... (Why, maybe it's you... And you don't even know it!)
Al Malkin is looking for a date and flirts with anyone he likes.


WORK THE WALL WORK THE FLOOR WORK THE PIPE IN SERIOUS PAIN
People are dancing so hard that they might be in pain, but they continue to work the walls, floors, and pipes regardless.




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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Gary Titone

@roblaaaGood question.

Frank used the term "mine the harbor" at one of the two August 1984 Pier concerts in NYC. These shows were 2 of 13 I had seen on the 84 Summer and Fall tour. The next pier over from the concert pier was the USS Intrepid. You could clearly see the ship from the stage. When Frank hit the stage he saw a large outdoor crowd and the air craft carrier. As the show was to begin, Frank looked up and said mine the harbor.

Certainly not the only form of theatrics that evening, before the show started a popular movie score tune called Ghostbusters was playing on the PA, when the song goes. Who you gonna' call? the large audience loudly sang in unison, Frank Zappa.

From the two Pier shows Frank had produced a condensed concert film called Does Humor Belong in Music ? With time restrictions of the typical 60 minute VHS format at that time what has been released on video is only a small portion of what was performed , fans have hopes of a modern video project without 60 minute VHS production limitations.

Who Ya Gonna Call
Team Zappa



All comments from YouTube:

Frank Zappa

Did you catch one of the 1980 tour dates? Drop the city/venue in the comments ⤵

Riccardo Bellani

Wasn't even born in 1980, lucky me I can watch those pearls on YouTube and jam around ;)

Hugh GotIt

Yes, I was lucky enough to catch my first 3 Frank Zappa shows that year. First, at (Spring tour) Lehigh University, PA, then Nassau Coliseum, NY, and last (Fall tour) Halloween Eve at the Palladium, NYC with the newest band member, a blue-haired Steve Vai. I was 17 and hooked for life. :)

Paul the wall of sound

I wish,..none the less his music still lives on from channels like this. Sad it wasn't the full show, but i would imagine there would be a copyright showing the whole show, but obviously not 100% on that one. But still great footage from that particular show, and track.

kryptonic

I should be so lucky
And I don’t mean
Kylie Minogue

Andrew Greenaway

Wembley Arena, London.

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Marvie Music

Dear Zappa-team. We would like to see all the footage you have from the Mudd Club because I know there are more, thank you so much :)

Jeffery Roy

Is there not a business opportunity for a streaming site dedicated to replaying video of live performances by iconic musicians? I thought the inception of MTV would promote some such thing, but what we get is AXS, playing nothing more than tepid nonsense mostly by performers long past their peak.

Matija Krunic

​​​@Jeffery Roy indeed I agree. Is anyone aware of any such streaming platforms that provide this? Now that the Zappa the estate is owned elsewhere why are they not leveraging such opportunities in streaming? Why so conservative. Instead they are releasing lackluster performances that I think Miss the Mark, such as the Yugoslavia concerts which is at best sloppy with performance and poorly recorded official release. This is the first time I've realized Frank Zappa is human as a band leader. I don't want to realize that. I want to see more of the Mudd Club.

Sleezus Later

We need more footage in general he recorded himself all the time

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