Murder By Numbers
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art

There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess

It's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less

Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore

Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name

But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land
For murder is the sport of the elected
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand

Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC




Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your A, be , see, D, E

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Murder By Numbers" present a cold and calculated view of committing murder. The song suggests that taking someone's life can be done with precision and almost scientific precision. The lyrics start by saying that the first step, once deciding to kill, is to make a "stone" of your heart because any hesitation or guilt can get in the way of the act. The lyrics then suggest that it's possible to commit murder without any bloodshed- by using "finesse" and slipping someone a pill. The song goes on to suggest that committing murder can be a habit-forming activity- and that once someone has killed, the urge to do it again can grow stronger.


Line by Line Meaning

Once that you've decided on a killing
After making the decision to commit murder


First you make a stone of your heart
Begin by emotionally distancing yourself from the act


And if you find that your hands are still willing
If you can overcome your reluctance to act


Then you can turn a murder into art
The process of the murder can become a creative achievement


There really isn't any need for bloodshed
Violence and bloodshed are unnecessary


You just do it with a little more finesse
With careful planning, murder can be executed smoothly


If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Poisoning can be a less messy method


Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
The poison technique can minimize the physical evidence of the murder


It's murder by numbers one two three
The acts of murder can be a simple, step-by-step process


It's as easy to learn as your ABC
The method of murder is easy enough that anyone can learn it


Now if you have a taste for this experience
If murder becomes an enjoyable experience for you


And you're flushed with your very first success
If you feel thrilled by the outcome of your first murder


Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
Committing murder in pairs or groups can reduce moral conflict


And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Committing repeated acts of murder can desensitize you to the moral implications


Because murder is like anything you take to
Murder can become addictive, like any other habit


It's a habit-forming need for more and more
The desire to commit murder can grow over time


You can bump off every member of your family
The line between victim and perpetrator can blur for serial killers


And anybody else you find a bore
Killing can become a way to eliminate people who are bothersome or unimportant


Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
Murder has been committed throughout history by influential people


In history's great dark hall of fame
Some notorious killers throughout history have achieved a sort of infamy


All our greatest killers were industrious
Most infamous killers have been relentlessness in their pursuit of murder


At least the ones that we all know by name
The most notorious murderers are difficult to forget


But you can reach the top of your profession
Murder can become a 'profession' for serial killers


If you become the leader of the land
Some leaders in positions of power have been rumored to have committed murder


For murder is the sport of the elected
The power that comes with high office can sometimes be abused in deadly ways


And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Through the use of subordinates, the powerful can quietly eliminate their enemies


It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder can be such a simple process that anyone can learn it


Murder by numbers, one, two, three
The process of murder can be broken down into simple steps




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: ANDY SUMMERS, GORDON SUMNER

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