Nanook Rubs It
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Well, right about that time people
A fur-trapper who was strictly from commercial
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo peekaboo
And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe

I said, with a
Lead-Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
I said, with a
Lead-Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent down
And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!

(Here fido)

And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced

And I pounced again

Great googly moogly!

I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

I injured
The fur trapper

Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
Sight

And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said

I can't see
I can't see
Oh, woe is me
I can't see

Well.....you know
I can't see
Nothin'

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily

Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
His deflicted eyes. and it was at that precise moment that he remembered
And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,
The only way you can get it fixed up is to go

Trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra





Right down to the parish of st. alphonzo

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song "Nanook Rubs It" by Frank Zappa narrate a story of a fur-trapper who approaches an isolated Eskimo's igloo and proceeds to beat his favorite baby seal with a lead-filled snowshoe, just when he is up in the igloo taking care of some important business. The Eskimo, who is severely agitated by this display of animal cruelty, goes on to take revenge on the fur-trapper by gathering up a generous mitten full of deadly yellow snow and rubbing it into his beady little eyes, effectively blinding him.


What follows is a comical sequence of events as the fur-trapper tries to figure out how to get his eyes fixed, as per an ancient Eskimo legend, by trudging across the tundra to the parish of St. Alphonzo. The song culminates in the fur trapper temporarily blinding the Eskimo in one eye with a dog-doo snow cone, leaving both parties in undesirable circumstances.


However, the song is not meant to be taken too seriously but is a lighthearted approach to describing the violent and comedic interactions between two people from different backgrounds that stem from ignorance and lack of understanding. The lyrics are full of double entendres and puns, with references to popular culture and linguistic playfulness, making it characteristic of Frank Zappa's music.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, right about that time people
At that particular moment, other individuals were present


A fur-trapper who was strictly from commercial
A man who made a living through trapping of animals appeared


Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo peekaboo
He was bold enough to make a surprise appearance behind my dwelling place


And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
He began to physically assault my beloved baby seal


With a lead-filled snowshoe
He used a piece of footwear weighed down with lead to carry out the assault


I said, with a Lead-Filled With a lead filled snowshoe
I repeated the use of a snowshoe filled with lead


He said, peekaboo I said, with a Lead-Filled
He responded with a phrase commonly used to get children's attention, but I reemphasized the use of the snowshoe filled with lead


He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
He hit my favorite baby seal on the head


He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
He made a whacking sound by striking with the weapon described earlier


He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
His blows targeted the nose and fin of the baby seal


That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent down
I was filled with intense rage, to the level expected of an Eskimo boy. I immediately crouched down


And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow
I gathered a significant amount of the infamous deadly yellow snow


The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!
I picked up that hazardous substance from the spot where the huskies defecate


Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
At that point, I acted on my intention to use the deadly yellow snow


Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
I extracted the crystals from the deadly yellow snow and rubbed the mixture into his eyes using a method never witnessed before in this region. This technique will become a topic in your culture's storytelling, replacing the previous tale of the mudshark


Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it! (Here fido)
I performed the circular motion and ordered 'Fido' to witness the act


And then In a fit of anger I pounced
I became consumed by anger and launched myself forward


And I pounced again Great googly moogly! I jumped up and down on the chest of the him
I repeated the pouncing and exclaimed, then proceeded to jump on his chest


I injured The fur trapper
The fur trapper suffered physical harm due to my offensive actions


Well he was very upset, as you can understand And rightly so, because the Deadly yellow snow crystals had Deprived him of his Sight
As expected, he was severely agitated because the harmful crystals took away his ability to see


And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said I can't see I can't see Oh, woe is me I can't see Well.....you know I can't see Nothin'
In a state of panic, he rose to his feet and lamented his inability to see anything, to the point of resignation


He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
He retaliated by placing a disgusting concoction involving dog feces and urine into both of my eyes, causing temporary blindness


Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about His deflicted eyes.
The fur-trapper stood there in the snow-covered area with his arms extended, puzzled about how to deal with his damaged eyes


and it was at that precise moment that he remembered And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook, The only way you can get it fixed up is to go Trudging across the tundra
At that instant, he recollected an old Eskimo legend scribed in an unknown surface saying that to restore your eyes after engaging in a fight with someone called Nanook, you must undertake a long journey through the wasteland


Mile after mile Trudging across the tundra
One must walk through the empty terrain for miles and miles


Right down to the parish of st. alphonzo
Their destination is the church of St. Alphonzo




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@chestnut909

Well right about that time, people,
A fur trapper
Who was strictly from commercial
(Strictly Commershil)
Had the unmedicated audacity to jump up from behind my igyaloo
(Peek-a-Boo Woo-ooo-ooo)
And he started in to whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal
With a lead-filled snow shoe...
I said:
With a lead
Lead
Filled
Lead-filled
A lead-filled snow shoe
Snow shoe
He said Peak-a-boo
Peek-a-boo
With a lead
Lead
Filled
Lead-filled
With a lead-filled snow shoe
SNOW SHOE
He said Peak-a-boo.
Peek-a-boo
He went right up side the head of my favorite baby seal
He went whap!
With a lead-filled snow shoe
An' he hit him on the nose 'n he hit him on the fin 'n he...
That got me just about as evil
As an Eskimo boy can be... so I bent down 'n I reached down 'n I scooped down
An' I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly...
Yellow snow
The deadly Yellow Snow from right there where the huskies go
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full
Of the deadly Yellow Snow Crystals
And rub it all into his beady little eyes
With a vigorous circular motion
Hitherto unknown to the people on this area,
But destined to take the place of THE MUD SHARK
In your mythology
Here it goes now...
The circular motion... (rub it)...
(Here Fido... Here Fido)
And then, in a fit of anger, I...
I pounced
And I pounced again
Great googly-moogly
I jumped up 'n down on the chest of the...
I injured the fur trapper
Well, he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so
Because
The deadly Yellow Snow Crystals
Had deprived him of his sight
And he stood up
And he looked around
And he said:
I can't see
(Do... Do do-do do do do... Yeah!)
I can't see
(Do... Do do-do do do do... Yeah!)
Oh woe is me
(Do... Do do-do do do do... Yeah!)
I can't see
(Do... Do do-do do do do... Well!)
No no
I can't see
No... I...
He took a dog-doo sno-cone
An' stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo sno-cone
An' stuffed it in my other eye
An' the huskie wee-wee,
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
An' I can't see
Temporarily
Well the fur trapper
Stood there
With his arms outstretched
Across the frozen white wasteland
Trying to figure out what he's gonna do
About his deflicted eyes
And it was at that precise moment that he remembered
An ancient Eskimo legend
Wherein it is written
On whatever it is that they write it on up there
That if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
As a result of some sort of conflict
With anyone named Nanook
The only way you can get it fixed up
Is to go trudgin' across the tundra...
Mile after mile
Trudgin' across the tundra...
Right down to the parish of Saint Alfonzo...



All comments from YouTube:

@lobo2367

I remember listening to this back in 1913 and was so happy when Zappa time traveled back to the 70's so I could hear it again before I died.

@SallyRose-ue7fx

What???

@davidbowman4259

Nobody like this guy. Nobody. One of the true musical geniuses.

@cintarocko5095

He is BRILLIANT LOVE YA FRANK Z. ❤😢

@mechcavandy986

Unfortunately, his worst songs are the most popular among the general public. The “Yellow Snow” thing, case in point.

@carlogiugni3424

Peek-a-boo! As for me, I do like him, and I say I like much of his albums, his fantastic music, the way he produced his studio recordings, and his great guitar playing!
CIAO! 👍🏻😸✌🏿🔭🎸🎶

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasdf

You call it a visualizer, I call it Frank's head moving around for a few minutes.

@jamielee7676

Still worth it

@fredconnell8385

But, his eyes blink!

@ruthmckay9086

@@fredconnell8385 Ikr!! I was onto the second track when I 'thought' I saw him blink... Nah, surely not...? Imagine my surprise when it happened again!

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