Penguin In Bondage
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Thank you.
Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor.
Hello hello, can't you turn up any more than that?
Hello hello, hey!
Alright!
Pardon me folks.

The name of this song is penguin in bondage,
An' it's a song that ah, deals with the possible variations on
A basic theme which is...well,
You understand what a basic theme is.

And then the variations include ah, manoeuvres that might be
Executed with the aid of ah, extra-terrestrial gratification
And devices which might or might not be supplied in a local
Department store or perhaps a drugstore but at very least in

One of those fancy new shops that they advertise in the
Back-pages of the free press.
This song suggests to the suggestible listener that the
Ordinary procedure ah,

That I am circumlocuting at this present time in order to get
This text on television,
Is that ah, if you wanna do something other than what you
Thought you were gonna do when you first took your clothes off

And you just happened to have some devices around...
Then it's, it's not only okay to get into the
Paraphernalia of it all but...hey!
What did he say? ready?

She's just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh...
Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn
Way over on the wet side
Of the bed (knirps for moisture)

Just like the mighty penguin
Flappin' her eight ounce wings

Lord, you know it's all over
If she comes atcha on the strut & wrap 'em
All around yer head

Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm

She's just like a penguin in bondage, boy

Shake up the pale-dry
Ginger ale
Tremblin' like a penguin
When the battery fail

Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through
A hoopa real fire
With some kleenex wrapped around a
Coat-hang wire

She's just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh...
Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn
Howlin' over to some
Antarcticulated moon

In the frostbite night
With her flaps gone white
Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room

Lord, you know it must be a penguin bound down
When you hear that terrible screamin' and
There ain't no other
Birds around

She's just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh...
She's just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh...
Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennn
Aw, you must be careful
Not to leave her straps
Too loose

'Cause she just might box yer dog




She just might box yer doggie
An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit...

Overall Meaning

The song “Penguin in Bondage” is a satirical commentary by Frank Zappa on the variations of sexual practices and fetishes, which suggests to the suggestible listener that ordinary procedures can be surpassed with extraterrestrial devices and gratification. The song starts with Zappa addressing the audience and calling for more monitoring before introducing the song. He explains that the song deals with possible variations on a basic theme that includes maneuvers and devices that may or may not be obtained in a local departmental store or drugstore or one of those fancy shops advertised in the back-pages of free press. 


The descriptive lyrics of the song portray a penguin in bondage as a metaphor for a submissive partner, who is dependent on someone else's command. Zappa talks about a penguin, flapping its wings and struggling to walk in bondage. The lyrics also contain sexually suggestive scenes of a woman wearing straps, a coat-hang wire with Kleenex, and the use of battery failure and pale-dry ginger ale to tease the partner. The song ends with Zappa's cautionary words to be careful with the straps, as she might retaliate and leave one a dried-up dog biscuit.


Line by Line Meaning

Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor.
Requesting better audio quality - asking for better sound monitoring.


Hello hello, can't you turn up any more than that?
Asking for even more volume level.


Hello hello, hey!
Making sure that the audio is clearly heard.


Alright!
Acknowledging that the audio level is acceptable.


Pardon me folks.
Apologizing for interrupting the audience for the name of the song.


The name of this song is penguin in bondage, An' it's a song that ah, deals with the possible variations on A basic theme which is...well, You understand what a basic theme is.
Introducing the name of the song and stating the theme of the song - which is about variations on a basic theme.


And then the variations include ah, manoeuvres that might be Executed with the aid of ah, extra-terrestrial gratification And devices which might or might not be supplied in a local Department store or perhaps a drugstore but at very least in One of those fancy new shops that they advertise in the Back-pages of the free press.
Describing the variations in the theme and the external devices that might help to execute them.


This song suggests to the suggestible listener that the Ordinary procedure ah, That I am circumlocuting at this present time in order to get This text on television, Is that ah, if you wanna do something other than what you Thought you were gonna do when you first took your clothes off And you just happened to have some devices around... Then it's, it's not only okay to get into the Paraphernalia of it all but...hey!
Suggesting to the listener that they can safely experiment with different procedures or use different devices with an open mind towards paraphernalia.


What did he say? ready?
Awaiting the readiness to start the performance.


She's just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Comparing the female subject of the song to a penguin in bondage.


Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn Way over on the wet side Of the bed (knirps for moisture)
Singing meaningless syllables to indicate the female penguin's position on the wet side of the bed, with suggestive sexual tones.


Just like the mighty penguin Flappin' her eight ounce wings Lord, you know it's all over If she comes atcha on the strut & wrap 'em All around yer head Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm
Describing the female penguin's movements and power using imagery, and indicating danger if she comes at the listener.


Shake up the pale-dry Ginger ale Tremblin' like a penguin When the battery fail
Asking to shake ginger ale, and referencing the trembling of a penguin, whose battery fails.


Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through A hoopa real fire With some kleenex wrapped around a Coat-hang wire
Using exaggerated language to describe the potential danger if the devices are not used with caution.


Howlin' over to some Antarcticulated moon In the frostbite night With her flaps gone white Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room
Painting a picture of the female penguin howling under the moon, with white flaps, and shrieking in excitement as she spots the device across the room.


Lord, you know it must be a penguin bound down When you hear that terrible screamin' and There ain't no other Birds around
Indicating that there is no other bird like the female penguin in bondage, whose screams can be heard only when bound.


Aw, you must be careful Not to leave her straps Too loose 'Cause she just might box yer dog She just might box yer doggie An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit...
Warning the listener to be careful when handling the female penguin, as she might unexpectedly hurt the listener's pet dog, and leave him a dried up dog biscuit as a result.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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johnny zell

Thank you. (Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor). Hello hello (can't you turn it up any more than that?) Hello hello . . . Hey! Alright! Pardon me, folks. The name of this song is "Penguin in Bondage," an' it's a song that, uh, deals with the possible variations on a basic theme which is . . . well, you understand what the basic theme is. And then the variations include, uh, manoeuvres that might be executed with the aid of, uh, extra-terrestrial gratification and devices which might or might not be supplied in a local department store or perhaps a drugstore but at very least in one of those fancy new shops that they advertise in the back-pages of the free press. This song suggests to the suggestible listener that the ordinary procedure, uh, that I'm circumlocuting at this present time in order to get this text on television, is that, uh, if you wanna do something other than what you thought you were gonna do when you first took your clothes off and you just happened to have some DEVICES around . . . then it's, it's not only okay to get into the PARAPHERNALIA of it all but . . . hey! What did he say? Ready?

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . .
Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn
Way over on the wet side
Of the bed (Knirps for moisture)

Just like the mighty Penguin
Flappin' her eight ounce wings
(The Penguin Flap)

Lord, you know it's all over
If she come atcha on the strut & wrap 'em all around yer head
Flappin' her eight ounce wings, flappinumm

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy

Shake up the pale-dry
Ginger ale

Tremblin' like a Penguin
When the battery fail

Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through a hoopa real fire
With some Kleenex wrapped around a coat-hang wire

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . .
Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn
Howlin' over to some
Antarcticulated moon

In the frostbite nite
With her flaps gone white
Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room
(Everytime she sees the hoop)

You know it must be a Penguin bound down
If you hear that terrible screamin' and there ain't no other
Birds around

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . .
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . .
Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennnn
Aw, you must be careful
Not to leave her straps
TOO LOOSE

'Cause she just might box yer dog
She just might box yer doggie
An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit . . .



All comments from YouTube:

ramonasplumber

It truly one of my favorite Zappa albums. The part that I get goosebumps from is the song transition from "I cant believe your such a fool to Trouble coming everyday! Chester Tompson shreds it. This is ZAPPA.

Pauls Country

Haha, your right, I love that.....

donald drysdale

this album was one of my earliest influences--at age ten I realized there was no one else like this guy. I went to chester Thompson's drum clinic in the 90s, and he said he learned more about music with zap than anywhere else. zappa was rock, blues, jazz, classical, funk; you name it.

Jo Albade

True that. Not a limit in sight

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ayaszveená

One of the favorite albums in my youth in the 70ies, still love it. Those were the days .....

Gabriel Levicky

the greatest!!! this was my first album i bought in yugoslavia and smuggled back to czechoslovakia - i have become an instant hero...

I.C.E.

nazdar brachu!

tixximmi1

It's a great album. Got to see Dweezil do the 35 anniversary at the Roxy. Franks music never gets old.

Krill Drucky

Was this in southern California?

tixximmi1

@Krill Drucky Yes. The guy in front of me won the Gibson.

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