Prologue
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve vai (guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Chuck wild (piano)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Scott thunes (bass)
Jay anderson (string bass)
Ed mann (percussion)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Ike willis (vocals)
Terry bozzio (vocals)
Dale bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)
Bob harris (vocals)
Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)

Thing-fish:
Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose top secret lab-motories de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath virginia, an evil prince, occasion'ly employed as a p
Ime theatrical criticizer set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic genocidical remove'lance of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!

De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret potium... an' right 'long wid it, de atrocious idea dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de final solutium to de white main's 'boidennn'
Yo' acquire my drift...

Well, he were sure he had a good thing goin'... but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might fuck up, so, he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it
E wattuh supply.

Sho'tly denafter, wit high-level gubnint co-robberatium, he arranged to have a good-will visit to san quentim, 'long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's, 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some
E boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de zyph'liss).

So, heah dey come wit de potium, dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts November!

Next thing why'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!

But not de boys in de rest home! oh no! mixin' de shit wit de mash potatoes done smoothed it out a little, so's it wouldn't kill yo' ass, but, it sho' would make why'ugly! 'n ef why'was already ugly




D make yo ass mean 'n ugly...'n ef you was already mean 'n ugly, it'd turn ya into a strange, unknown kreetchuh, never befo' seen on broadway!^lthass right! it'd turn ya' into a 'mammy nun'! hea
E a potato...lips like a duck...big ol' hands, puffin' up! big ones! science! me-jev'l re-lij-mus costumery all over yo' body! yow! oh yeah! mmmm-hmmm!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's song "Prologue" tell a story of an evil prince who creates a potion with the intention to systematically eliminate anyone who does not fit into his narrow view of acceptable society. He tests the potion on prisoners at San Quentin and a shipment of cologne that is ultimately responsible for killing a large number of people. However, the mixture of the potion with the mash potatoes in the rest home was not lethal, but it turned those who were already mean and ugly into a strange, unknown creature called a "mammy nun."


The lyrics of "Prologue" are a satirical commentary on societal attitudes towards race, sexuality, and other forms of differences. The evil prince's desire to eliminate highly-rhythmic individuals and sissy-boys is a veiled reference to the intolerance of those who do not conform to societal norms. The use of the term "fagnits" and the line about severely-tanned individuals presumably of hay'chen extrakment also suggests racial and ethnic biases.


Additionally, the mixing of the potion with the mashed potatoes, which smooths it out a little, is a reflection on how society often tries to "smooth over" or ignore differences rather than accepting and celebrating them. Overall, "Prologue" is a biting critique of the harmful effects of intolerance and the importance of embracing diversity.


Line by Line Meaning

Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose top secret lab-motories de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath virginia, an evil prince, occasion'ly employed as a p Ime theatrical criticizer set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic genocidical remove'lance of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!
Long time ago in a secret government laboratory underneath Virginia, an evil prince who worked as a theatrical criticizer started working on a plan to systematically eliminate all unwanted individuals who were too rhythmic or effeminate.


De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret potium... an' right 'long wid it, de atrocious idea dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de final solutium to the white main's 'boidennn' Yo' acquire my drift...
The prince created a secret potion and a terrible idea popped up in his mind that it could be a final solution to eradicate white people who would object to his plan. Do you get what I'm saying?


Well, he were sure he had a good thing goin'... but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might fuck up, so, he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it E wattuh supply.
Although he was confident in his plan, he knew there was a possibility of things going wrong, so he decided to do a little test before he put the potion in the water supply.


Sho'tly denafter, wit high-level gubnint co-robberatium, he arranged to have a good-will visit to san quentim, 'long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's, 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some E boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de zyph'liss).
Soon after, with high-level government cooperation, he arranged a goodwill visit to San Quentin along with some country-western musicians and sprinkled some of the potion on some boys there (since they had used a few of them before when they were experimenting with syphilis).


So, heah dey come wit de potium, dump'nit all in de mash potatoes! Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
They brought the potion and dumped it all in the mashed potatoes. Then, they went to the warden's office for some hot toddy and watched a little football while waiting to see what would happen.


Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts November!
The fact of the matter was that nothing happened, so they poured it into a special shipment of cologne that went out in November.


Next thing why'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!
The next thing you know, gay people started dying and a large number of severely tanned individuals, who were presumably of Hispanic origin, also died.


But not de boys in de rest home! oh no! mixin' de shit wit de mash potatoes done smoothed it out a little, so's it wouldn't kill yo' ass, but, it sho' would make why'ugly! 'n ef why'was already ugly D make yo ass mean 'n ugly...'n ef you was already mean 'n ugly, it'd turn ya into a strange, unknown kreetchuh, never befo' seen on broadway!^lthass right! it'd turn ya' into a 'mammy nun'! hea E a potato...lips like a duck...big ol' hands, puffin' up! big ones! science! me-jev'l re-lij-mus costumery all over yo' body! yow! oh yeah! mmmm-hmmm!
However, the boys in the rest home were not affected. Mixing the potion with the mashed potatoes made it less lethal but it would make you ugly. If you were already ugly, it would make you mean and ugly. If you were already mean and ugly, it would transform you into a never-before-seen strange creature like a Mama Nun with potato-like body, duck-like lips, big hands, and covered in strange religious costumes. Yow! Oh yeah! Mmmm-hmmm!




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Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa

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