Promiscuous
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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The surgeon general, doctor koop
S'posed to give you all the poop
But when he's with p.m.r.c.
The poop he's scoopin'
Amazes me

see-span showed him, all dressed up
In his phoney doctor God get-up
He looked in the camera and fixed his specs
'n gave a little lecture
'bout anal sex

He says it is not good for us
We just can't be promiscuous
He's a docter -- he should know
It's the work of the devil, so
Girls, don't blow!

Don't blow jimmy, don't blow bobby
Get yourself another hobby
(if jesus practiced medicine
I'm sure he'd do it
Just like him)

Is doctor koop a man to trust?
It seems at least that reagan must
(but ron's a trusting sort of guy --
He trusts ed meese
I wonder why? )

The a.m.a. has just got caught
For doin' stuff it shouldn't ought
All they do is lie and lie
Where's doctor koop?
He's standin' by

Surgeon general? what's the deal?
Is your epidemic real?
Are you leaving something out?
Something we can't talk about?
A little green monkey over there
Kills a million people?
That's not fair!
Did it really go that way?
Did you ask the c.i.a.?
Would they take you serious,




Or have they been
Promiscuous

Overall Meaning

In the song "Promiscuous," Frank Zappa criticizes the actions of the Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, who was appointed by President Ronald Reagan. Zappa ridicules Koop and his conservative views on sexuality and drug use, accusing him of hypocrisy and manipulation. Koop, who was known for his public health campaigns, is depicted as an obedient tool of PMRC (Parents Music Resource Center), a group of Washington wives who had accused rock and heavy metal music of promoting promiscuity and drug use.


Zappa pokes fun at Koop for wearing a "phony doctor God get-up" and for delivering lectures on anal sex. He also questions the Surgeon General's authority, implying that he is influenced by politicians like Reagan and that he is not necessarily an impartial expert on public health. Zappa's humor further intensifies as he mocks Koop's conservative views on sexual activities, claiming that it's "the work of the devil" and urges women not to "blow" and men not to engage in promiscuous behavior.


The final verse of the song highlights the hypocrisy of the entire public health industry in America, including the AMA, and accuses them of lying to the public about the severity of issues such as the AIDS epidemic. Zappa concludes, "Did you ask the c.i.a.? / Would they take you serious, / Or have they been / Promiscuous."


Line by Line Meaning

The surgeon general, doctor koop
The head of the US Public Health Service, C. Everett Koop


S'posed to give you all the poop
Supposed to give the people accurate information about public health


But when he's with p.m.r.c.
When he's with the Pharmaceutical Manufacturers Association


The poop he's scoopin'
The information he's giving out


Amazes me
I find it hard to believe


see-span showed him, all dressed up
On CSPAN he was seen, dressed up in his attire


In his phoney doctor God get-up
In his fake 'doctor god' outfit


He looked in the camera and fixed his specs
He looked at the camera and adjusted his eyeglasses


'n gave a little lecture
And gave a brief talk


'bout anal sex
About sexual activity involving the anus


He says it is not good for us
He claims that it's harmful


We just can't be promiscuous
We can't be having sex with multiple partners


He's a docter -- he should know
He's a doctor - he's expected to have expert knowledge


It's the work of the devil, so
According to him, it's evil


Girls, don't blow!
Women, don't perform oral sex!


Don't blow jimmy, don't blow bobby
Don't do it for Jimmy, don't do it for Bobby


Get yourself another hobby
Find something else to do with your time


(if jesus practiced medicine
(If Jesus was a doctor


I'm sure he'd do it
I'm sure he'd do it


Just like him)
Just like Koop


Is doctor koop a man to trust?
Can we trust Dr. Koop?


It seems at least that reagan must
At least Reagan seems to trust him


(but ron's a trusting sort of guy --
(But Reagan isn't always the best judge of character --


He trusts ed meese
He trusts Edwin Meese


I wonder why? )
I wonder why?)


The a.m.a. has just got caught
The American Medical Association has just been caught


For doin' stuff it shouldn't ought
For doing things it shouldn't have


All they do is lie and lie
All they do is lie


Where's doctor koop?
Where's Dr. Koop?


He's standin' by
He's supporting them


Surgeon general? what's the deal?
What's the deal with the Surgeon General?


Is your epidemic real?
Is the disease outbreak you're warning about real?


Are you leaving something out?
Are you omitting important information?


Something we can't talk about?
Something we're not allowed to mention?


A little green monkey over there
A monkey that's green over there


Kills a million people?
Is responsible for killing a million people?


That's not fair!
That's not right!


Did it really go that way?
Did it actually happen like that?


Did you ask the c.i.a.?
Did you ask the CIA?


Would they take you serious,
Would they take you seriously


Or have they been
Or have they


Promiscuous
Engaging in risky or inappropriate behavior




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa

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