Ronnie's Booger Story
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Ronnie williams (vocals)
Frank zappa (guitar)

Ronnie:
We lived in a little room, man. it was, it was probably a fourth as big as, as your livin' room, frank. (cough) and uh, everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh, or wipe it there if we couldn't flip it there, why'know. and uh, I guess dwight stayed with me for about....'bout seven months, wasn't it? six months? and uh, every night we'd contribute, why'know, two or three or four boogers, why'know. and when he left, uh my mom knew what was goin' on all the time but we thought we had her hoodwinked. why'see, she was smarter than we, what, than what we were. an' she made us clean 'em off, why'know? we used ajax and we couldn't get them things...we had to use a... had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. you couldn't even see out the winduh with all them boogers, man. I'm not kiddin' you (sniff). an' it was big ones too, an little, and there was some goober ones that weren't even hard man, you'd just smear 'em, young ones. it's like fro-you've seen f
Rosted glasses. that wind
Uh was just like a frosted glass with spots all over it, why'know? and uh, (sniff) it was- it was no good. although, th-that was the good ol' days, though.




Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Ronnie's Booger Story by Frank Zappa are a humorous but disgusting narrative of the activities of Ronnie and his friend Dwight during their stay in a small room. The song begins with Ronnie describing how small the room was, and how every time they picked a booger, they would flick it on the same window, or wipe it there if they couldn't get it to stick. The storyline is an anecdote about what transpired every other day for about seven months that they lived together.


Despite them assuming they had kept their activities a secret from Ronnie's mom, she was aware of everything that was transpiring, and when they left, she made them clean off the boogers from the window. We hear about the struggles they had, trying to clean the boogers from the window using Ajax, only to realize they had to use a putty knife to get them off finally. Ronnie describes the window as having spots all over it, making it look like frosted glass. The title of the song is quite apt as the entire story is about the duo's penchant for booger picking and flicking it on the window.


Overall, the song is a satirical and exaggerated take on the activities of teenage boys, which may strike a chord of nostalgia for some, while for others, it may merely come across as bizarre and gross.


Line by Line Meaning

We lived in a little room, man. it was, it was probably a fourth as big as, as your livin' room, frank. (cough)
Ronnie and Dwight had lived in a small room with little space, which was much smaller in comparison to Frank Zappa's living room. Ronnie coughs.


and uh, everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh, or wipe it there if we couldn't flip it there, why'know.
Ronnie and Dwight would flick their boogers on the window, or wipe them on it when flicking wasn't an option.


and uh, I guess dwight stayed with me for about....'bout seven months, wasn't it? six months?
Dwight stayed with Ronnie for around six or seven months.


and uh, every night we'd contribute, why'know, two or three or four boogers, why'know.
Every night, Ronnie and Dwight would add two, three or four boogers to the window.


and when he left, uh my mom knew what was goin' on all the time but we thought we had her hoodwinked.
When Dwight left, Ronnie's mom knew about the booger collection, but they believed they were deceiving her.


why'see, she was smarter than we, what, than what we were. an' she made us clean 'em off, why'know?
Ronnie's mom was much smarter than they had assumed, and she made them clean the boogers off the window.


we used ajax and we couldn't get them things...we had to use a... had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh.
Ronnie and Dwight tried to clean the window using Ajax, but it wasn't effective. They had to resort to using a putty knife to remove the boogers from the window.


you couldn't even see out the winduh with all them boogers, man. I'm not kiddin' you (sniff).
The accumulation of boogers on the window eventually made it impossible to see through it, and Ronnie emphasizes that he isn't joking.


an' it was big ones too, an little, and there was some goober ones that weren't even hard man, you'd just smear 'em, young ones.
There were both small and large boogers on the window, as well as some that weren't hard and could be easily spread around.


it's like fro-you've seen frosted glasses. that wind
To explain how the window looked, Ronnie compares it to frosted glasses.


Uh was just like a frosted glass with spots all over it, why'know?
The window was akin to being covered in spots, much like a frosted glass.


and uh, (sniff) it was- it was no good.
Ronnie concludes that the build-up of boogers on the window was not good at all.


although, th-that was the good ol' days, though.
Despite the negative aspects, Ronnie reminisces about the past and the memories they'd shared.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa

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