Secret Greasing
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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During some of the great sounds from out of the past
It′s time actually for an unofficial commercial
And, um, this is a commercial for an album called Ruben & The Jets

It's a secret greasing

It′s a secret greasing?
Yeah

And this commercial has not been paid
For which, I might add, violates all the rules of the Federal Communications Commission

That's it, stick it to 'em
Tell ′em how avant-garde you are!
...the music can start?

It′s on already

Oh, I can't hear it
Oh, can I hear it while I′m doing this?

No way for you to hear it, Frank, you just have to...

Oh, start it again, I wanna make it perfect

Okay

Well, at least, get close to it

Okay, we're gonna start that again

Here we go, this is our greasing

Okay, I think it′s about ready to start, Frank, if you're ready

Ruben Sano was 19 when he quit the group to work on his car
He had just saved up enough money to buy a 53 Nash and four gallons of gray primer
His girlfriend said she would leave him forever
If he didn′t quit playing in the band and fix up his car
So they could go to the drive-in and make out
There was already 11 other guys in the band
So when he quit, nobody missed him except for his car
When they had to go to rehearsal or play for a battle of the bands at the American Legion Post in Chino
They are all still good friends even today
The other main guys in the band
Natcho, Louie, Pana and Chuy still come over to Ruben's house on Tuesday or Wednesday
To listen to his collection of Richie Valens records and also "Eddie My Love"
Generally speaking, they save "Cherry Pie" and "Work With Me Annie" 'til the late part of the evening
So they can have something to hum on the way home or to Burger Lane
Some of them continue to hum and pop their fingers even the next day, working in the car wash
Now that they have gotten their big break in show business
Each one of the main guys in the group voted at the band meeting to keep the name Ruben on the jets
Not only because it sounds real fine and gives it class, but also because it makes it real sharp
Ruben even likes it too and thinks it is real sharp
All the guys in the band hope that you are sick and tired
Like they are of all this crazy far out music some of the bands of today are playing
They hope you are so sick and tired of it that you are ready for their real sharp style of music
They are good socially acceptable young men who only want to sing about their girlfriends
They want everybody to start dancing close back together again like 1955
Because they know that people need to love and also want to hold on to each other
Even holding hands is okay to them
They want you to hold hands and dance the bop and fall in love to their music
One of the main guys in the band was telling me a couple of weeks ago
When we were talking about how about only half the guys in the band ever show up at rehearsals most of the time
"If people would just hear my plea, I would give everthing just to sing the songs that was turning me on high school"





Ruben has three dogs
Benny, Baby and Martha

Overall Meaning

The above lyrics are from Frank Zappa's song "Secret Greasing." The song starts with a mocking reference to a commercial for an album called "Ruben & The Jets." The song then transitions into storytelling about Ruben Sano, one of the band members who left the group to work on his car with his girlfriend. This decision did not impact the band, but Ruben has maintained close associations with the other main guys in the group. They visit him weekly and listen to his collection of Richie Valens records. The band members hope that people will tire of far-out music and embrace their style, which is influenced by classic songs from 1955. With a focus on girlfriends and love, they aim to bring people together on the dance floor or just holding hands. 


The song is a part of the album "Cruising with Ruben & the Jets," which is also known as "Ruben & the Jets." Frank Zappa and his band, The Mothers of Invention, released the album in 1968. "Ruben & The Jets" is a concept album that pays tribute to doo-wop music, a style popular in the 1950s. Zappa wrote and produced the songs in a doo-wop style, and the album deals with teenage love and rebellion themes. Zappa and The Mothers of Invention formed a fictitious band for the album, Ruben & The Jets.


Line by Line Meaning

During some of the great sounds from out of the past
The advertisement happens during a time of nostalgic music


It′s time actually for an unofficial commercial
The advertisement is unofficial


And, um, this is a commercial for an album called Ruben & The Jets
The advertisement is for the album called Ruben & The Jets


It's a secret greasing
The commercial is a secret form of promotion


It′s a secret greasing?
Asking for confirmation that the advertisement is a secret greasing


Yeah
Affirmation that the advertisement is a secret greasing


And this commercial has not been paid
The advertisement was not paid for


For which, I might add, violates all the rules of the Federal Communications Commission
Not paying for the advertisement goes against the rules of the Federal Communications Commission


That's it, stick it to 'em
Encouraging the secret promotion and going against the rules


Tell ′em how avant-garde you are!
Encouraging the advertisement to be avant-garde


...the music can start?
Asking if the music can start playing


It′s on already
Confirming that the music has already started


Oh, I can't hear it
Frank cannot hear the music


Oh, can I hear it while I′m doing this?
Frank asks if he can listen to the music while working


No way for you to hear it, Frank, you just have to...
Frank cannot listen to the music and has to continue with his work


Oh, start it again, I wanna make it perfect
Frank wants the music to restart to make his work perfect


Okay
Confirmation to restart the music


Well, at least, get close to it
Frank wants to get close to the perfect music


Okay, we're gonna start that again
Restarting the music


Here we go, this is our greasing
Introducing the secret promotion


Okay, I think it′s about ready to start, Frank, if you're ready
The music is ready to start playing again


Ruben Sano was 19 when he quit the group to work on his car
Ruben Sano left the group to work on his car when he was 19 years old


He had just saved up enough money to buy a 53 Nash and four gallons of gray primer
Ruben had saved enough to buy a car and car paint


His girlfriend said she would leave him forever If he didn′t quit playing in the band and fix up his car So they could go to the drive-in and make out
His girlfriend threatened to leave him if he did not fix his car so they can go to the drive-in and make out


There was already 11 other guys in the band So when he quit, nobody missed him except for his car When they had to go to rehearsal or play for a battle of the bands at the American Legion Post in Chino They are all still good friends even today The other main guys in the band Natcho, Louie, Pana and Chuy still come over to Ruben's house on Tuesday or Wednesday To listen to his collection of Richie Valens records and also "Eddie My Love" Generally speaking, they save "Cherry Pie" and "Work With Me Annie" 'til the late part of the evening So they can have something to hum on the way home or to Burger Lane Some of them continue to hum and pop their fingers even the next day, working in the car wash
The rest of the group did not miss him when he left They continue to be friends and listen to music at Ruben's house on Tuesdays or Wednesdays They listen to specific songs so they can hum and pop their fingers the next day


Now that they have gotten their big break in show business Each one of the main guys in the group voted at the band meeting to keep the name Ruben on the jets Not only because it sounds real fine and gives it class, but also because it makes it real sharp Ruben even likes it too and thinks it is real sharp
The group voted to keep Ruben's name on the band The name is catchy and they all like it


All the guys in the band hope that you are sick and tired Like they are of all this crazy far out music some of the bands of today are playing They hope you are so sick and tired of it that you are ready for their real sharp style of music They are good socially acceptable young men who only want to sing about their girlfriends They want everybody to start dancing close back together again like 1955 Because they know that people need to love and also want to hold on to each other Even holding hands is okay to them They want you to hold hands and dance the bop and fall in love to their music
The band members do not like the current music trends and hope people are just as tired They want people to dance closely and fall in love with their music


One of the main guys in the band was telling me a couple of weeks ago When we were talking about how about only half the guys in the band ever show up at rehearsals most of the time "If people would just hear my plea, I would give everthing just to sing the songs that was turning me on high school"
One of the members in the group wishes he could sing the songs he listened to in high school


Ruben has three dogs Benny, Baby and Martha
Ruben owns three dogs named Benny, Baby and Martha




Writer(s): Frank Zappa

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