Son Of Saint Alfonzo
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards
In lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus)
Where I stole the mar-juh reen
Saint Alfonzo saint Alfonzo




Saint Alfonzo saint Alfonzo
Ooo ooo-wah

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "Son Of Saint Alfonzo" by Frank Zappa showcase the singer's experience at a pancake breakfast at Saint Alfonzo's, where he engages in some mischievous activities while observing peculiar characters around him. The song begins with the singer admitting to stealing marijuana and urinating on Bingo Cards instead of using the bathroom. This sets the tone of absurdity and irreverence that continues throughout the lyrics.


The singer then describes a striking woman entering the scene, accompanied by her husband, who is a Marine. The woman is described as "chenille," which refers to a velvety fabric, suggesting her elegance and allure. However, she expresses a desire to be treated harshly, asking why she isn't being subjected to cruelty. This juxtaposition of elegance and sadomasochistic desires adds to the surreal and ironic nature of the song.


Overall, the lyrics of "Son Of Saint Alfonzo" portray a bizarre and comical scene at a pancake breakfast, where the singer engages in questionable activities while observing peculiar characters. The song reflects Frank Zappa's unique approach to storytelling and his fondness for exploring unconventional themes.


Line by Line Meaning

Yes indeed, here we are!
We have arrived at the location of Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast.


At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
We are currently attending an event called Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast.


Where I stole the mar-juh reen
During my time here, I covertly took possession of marijuana.


An' widdled on the Bingo Cards
Additionally, I urinated on the Bingo Cards instead of using the bathroom.


In lieu of the latrine
Instead of utilizing the restroom facilities as intended.


I saw a handsome parish lady
I observed an attractive woman from the local church community.


Make her entrance like a queen
She entered the venue with an air of regality and importance.


Why she was totally chenille
Her demeanor and style exuded elegance and sophistication.


And her old man was a Marine
Furthermore, her husband was a former member of the Marine Corps.


As she abused a sausage pattie
While indulging in a sausage patty, she displayed a certain level of aggression.


And said why don't you treat me mean?
Simultaneously, she provocatively questioned why I didn't mistreat or disrespect her.


(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh)
(Inflict pain upon me, in a sensual and consensual manner)


At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
During our time at the event known as Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast.


(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus)
(Expressing surprise or disbelief, urging someone to leave)


Where I stole the mar-juh reen
Where I surreptitiously obtained marijuana.


Saint Alfonzo saint Alfonzo
Referring to Saint Alfonzo, emphasizing his significance or presence.


Ooo ooo-wah
An interjection expressing excitement or emphasis.




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Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why, she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Ooh, wah



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@NathanNathanNathan

monki monday haha

@crunchu2361

I think Frank Zappas music is just him entertaining himself and letting us hear.

@merlinosgood1978

Yes.

@spoonibus2602

Hahaha I really like this way of putting it

@Zappafantrust

that's exactly what he did

@AlicedeTocqueville

Can't get better than that!

@snatcherofpeachs

Probably the purest form of musical expression.

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@christianugolini8493

I was 17 when I listened to this for the first time...I am now 61 old... Zappa Music is the music of my life ! ;-)

@grahamdempsey7458

Loved to have known what he thought about trump

@s.e.wagger3888

@@grahamdempsey7458 - more interesting to know what he would of thought of Hilary and Oh-bumma.

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