Stevie's Spanking
Frank Zappa Lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Steve vai (guitar)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion)
Scott thunes (bass)
Chad wackerman (drums)

His name is stevie vai
And he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall,
He needed a spanking

He decided then
A female specimen
Would be excitin' for a night
To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name
She came to notre dame
He told me just the other day
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking

She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave him a wanking
After the spanking

Hair brush!
Oh! what a hair brush!
(it's not that he requires grooming!
Guys with light blue hair never do!)

Then she did explain:
There's another game
That we can play with this device,
And then a banana!

It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana

She said it was dry
Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana

Later in the dawn
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana

Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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Comments from YouTube:

slater brazeal

To really enjoy this song get the record. Sounds wayyyy better on vinyl!

Mike sternis

Saw Vai and Frank do this live....the man and the master.......absolutely intense none better.


Oh those filthy imaginary guitar notes!

TarantuLando CalCuLingus

@Rod Padgett i agree but dont forget dweezil

Rod Padgett

Great Guitar solo Frank and or Stevie hit one out of the park on thus track.

Smokestack Studios Gembrook

Pretty sure the 2nd solo is Dweezil Zappa🤘🎸

Brandon Mutchler

hell yeah!
thatguitar is frikin strong!


Unleash that Bad Horsie!


baaaaadaaass as always!!!!!

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