Suicide Chump
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Bob harris (boy soprano, trumpet)
Steve vai (guitar)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Ed mann (percussion)
David ocker (clarinet, bass clarinet)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
David logeman (drums)
Craig steward (harmonica)
Jimmy carl black (vocals)
Ahmet zappa (vocals)
Moon zappa (vocals)

You say there ain't no use in livin'
It's all a waste of time
'n you wanna throw your life away, well
People that's just fine
Go ahead on 'n get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'cause nothin's worse than a suicide
Chump

You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
Through the bushes up ahead
'n we're all gonna be so sorry
When we find out you are dead
Go head on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first
Time
'cause nothin's worse than a suicide
Chump

Now maybe you're scared of jumpin'
'n poison makes you sick
'n you want a little attention
'n you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up
Or we won't know if it's you
Aw there's just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?

Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then

You're on the bridge;
Scared to leap,
But a girl walks over
To take a peep...
She says: "don't do it!"
But wouldn't you know...
The girl got a head
Like a buffalo
With a little red hair
All over the top
An' her breath would make the
Traffic stop
She says "I love you...
But first, let's eat!"
And all you can say as you run down the




Street
Is...

Overall Meaning

The song "Suicide Chump" by Frank Zappa, off of his album "You Are What You Is," is a satirical take on the idea of suicide. The lyrics are directed at someone who is contemplating ending their life and encourages them to go ahead and do it if that's what they really want. Zappa sarcastically calls this person a "suicide chump" and implies that taking one's own life is a foolish and cowardly act. He taunts them by telling them to make sure they do it right the first time, as there is nothing worse than a person who fails at suicide and survives.


Zappa also makes fun of people who crave attention and suggests that some may contemplate suicide as a way to get people to pay attention to them. He implies that these people are not really suicidal but just want attention and that they should find another way to get it. The song ends with a humorous twist, where a girl with a buffalo-shaped head comes to distract the suicidal person and take him out to eat instead.


Overall, "Suicide Chump" is a commentary on the serious topic of suicide, but in true Zappa fashion, it is presented in a humorous and satirical way.


Line by Line Meaning

You say there ain't no use in livin'
You are expressing a belief that life has no purpose.


It's all a waste of time
You think everything that happens in life is a waste of time.


'n you wanna throw your life away, well
You express a desire to commit suicide.


People that's just fine
You believe that it is okay for people to commit suicide.


Go ahead on 'n get it over with then
You are encouraging yourself to go ahead and commit suicide.


Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
You are considering committing suicide by jumping off a bridge.


Just make sure you do it right the first time
You are advising yourself to plan your suicide carefully so that it is successful.


'cause nothin's worse than a suicide Chump
You believe that failing at suicide is worse than not attempting it at all.


You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
You believe that there is no hope or positivity in life.


Through the bushes up ahead
You are referring to the uncertain future and the obstacles that it holds.


'n we're all gonna be so sorry
You believe that people will regret not helping you if you commit suicide.


When we find out you are dead
You are referring to the event of your death by suicide.


Now maybe you're scared of jumpin'
You acknowledge the possibility of feeling scared about committing suicide.


'n poison makes you sick
You suggest that other methods of suicide might not be appealing.


'n you want a little attention
You express a desire for people to pay attention to you.


'n you need it pretty quick
You feel that you need attention urgently.


Don't wanna mess your face up Or we won't know if it's you
You express a desire to avoid ruining your appearance so that others can identify you after death.


Aw there's just so much to worry about Now what you gonna do?
You feel overwhelmed by the possibility of committing suicide and all the factors to consider.


You're on the bridge; Scared to leap, But a girl walks over To take a peep...
You are imagining a scenario where you are about to commit suicide, but someone interrupts you.


She says: "don't do it!" But wouldn't you know... The girl got a head Like a buffalo With a little red hair All over the top An' her breath would make the Traffic stop She says "I love you... But first, let's eat!"
You create an absurd scenario where an unattractive woman stops you from committing suicide, but instead of expressing gratitude you focus on her appearance and the inconvenience of having to eat with her.


And all you can say as you run down the Street Is...
You leave the scenario open-ended, implying that you may or may not find another opportunity to attempt suicide.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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