Telephone Conversation
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Pam: Well -just . . . operator? Hold for a minute, please . . .
FZ: Hello?
Operator: Yes, sir . . .
FZ: Ah, can you call 6-7-8-9-8-6-6?
Operator: Same area code?
FZ: Yes
Operator: Alright
FZ: Is that Vickie?
Pam: Yeah . . . He's gonna bump you off yet, he's got a gun, you know . . . (heh heh heh . . . ) If he didn't get ya in Laurel Canyon, he won't get you here
Vickie: Hello?
Pam: Vickie?
Vickie: Yeah
Pam: What's happening?
Vickie: Listen: your father has called me up this . . .
Pam: Now look, just don't panic but just tell me . . .
Vickie: I'm not panicking!
Pam: OK
Vickie: I think my phone's tapped too
Pam: Well don't worry, that's quite alright




Vickie: Alright . . . Your father called me up this afternoon
Pam: Just a second . . .

Overall Meaning

The song "Telephone Conversation" by Frank Zappa is a humorous and satirical take on the telephone conversations happening in the 1970s. The song features a conversation between two women, Pam and Vickie, and a man, presumably Frank Zappa. The conversation starts with Pam asking the operator to hold and then switches to Zappa who is trying to contact Vickie. The women discuss the possibility of being wiretapped, and Vickie reveals that Pam's father had called her earlier that day.


The lyrics hint at the paranoia around phone tapping in the 1970s, a time when the public was becoming increasingly aware of government surveillance. Zappa uses this as a backdrop to showcase the absurdity of everyday conversations over the phone. The song can be seen as a commentary on how even everyday conversations can be filled with fear and anxiety, a reflection of the times.


Overall, the song is a witty and humorous take on the conversations that were happening over the phone in the 1970s, a time when people were becoming increasingly aware of the government's surveillance policies.


Line by Line Meaning

Pam: Well -just . . . operator? Hold for a minute, please . . .
Pam asks the operator to hold for a minute while she connects the call


FZ: Hello?
Frank Zappa answers the phone call


Operator: Yes, sir . . .
The operator responds to Frank's call


FZ: Ah, can you call 6-7-8-9-8-6-6?
Frank asks the operator to connect him to a phone number


Operator: Same area code?
The operator confirms if the phone number is in the same area code


FZ: Yes
Frank confirms that the phone number is in the same area code


Operator: Alright
The operator agrees to connect the call


FZ: Is that Vickie?
Frank asks if Vickie is on the call


Pam: Yeah . . . He's gonna bump you off yet, he's got a gun, you know . . . (heh heh heh . . . ) If he didn't get ya in Laurel Canyon, he won't get you here
Pam warns Vickie that someone is after her and suggests that they weren't caught in Laurel Canyon


Vickie: Hello?
Vickie answers the phone


Pam: Vickie?
Pam confirms that she is speaking to Vickie


Vickie: Yeah
Vickie confirms her identity


Pam: What's happening?
Pam asks Vickie for an update on what's going on


Vickie: Listen: your father has called me up this . . .
Vickie starts to explain the reason why she received a call from Pam's father


Pam: Now look, just don't panic but just tell me . . .
Pam tries to calm Vickie down and asks for more information


Vickie: I'm not panicking!
Vickie assures Pam that she is not panicking


Pam: OK
Pam acknowledges Vickie's statement and encourages her to continue


Vickie: I think my phone's tapped too
Vickie suspects that her phone is being tapped


Pam: Well don't worry, that's quite alright
Pam tries to reassure Vickie that it's not a big deal


Vickie: Alright . . . Your father called me up this afternoon
Vickie explains that Pam's father called her earlier that day


Pam: Just a second . . .
Pam asks for a moment to process the information




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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