The Idiot Bastard Son
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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The idiot bastard son:
(THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . .
THE MOTHER'S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.)

The idiot bastard son:
(ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . .
KENNY WILL STASH HIM AWAY IN A JAR)
THE IDIOT BOY!

Motorhead?: I never wanted to because I was too small to start with, I used to drink really some bad stuff . . . Wine, all kinds of wine! Mixed, seven different varieties . . . Thunderbird wine . . . I don't know but I chugged a fifth of White Port once and passed out one day (heh heh) . . . and I drank a quart of beer just before that . . . and we were out riding around in the desert . . .

. . . very strange! Anyway . . .

Try and imagine
The window all covered in green
All the time he would spend
At the church he'd attend . . .
Warming his pew

Kenny will feed him & Ronnie will watch
THE CHILD WILL THRIVE & GROW
And enter the world
Of liars & cheaters & people like you
Who smile & think you know
What this is about


(YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING . . . maybe so)
The song we sing: DO YOU KNOW?
We're listening . . .
THE IDIOT BOY!

Try and imagine
The window all covered in green
All the time he would spend
All the colors he'd blend . . .
Where are they now?





Gary Kellgren: Right now I have two hit records on the charts, but it has not made me any money. It has only brought me fame and glory, and a lot of work. Which I do, really not care to tell . . .

Overall Meaning

The Idiot Bastard Son by Frank Zappa is a commentary on society's treatment of those deemed "less than" due to their circumstances of birth. The song introduces the titular character as someone born to a Nazi father in Congress and a prostitute mother in L.A, left to die in the back of a car. The lyrics continue with Kenny, the character who finds the child, deciding to keep him in a jar. However, the child is eventually rescued and nurtured by Ronnie, who helps the child thrive and grow despite entering a world of liars, cheaters, and people who think they know everything.


The song encourages listeners to imagine the life of the Idiot Bastard Son, spending most of his time in church, blending colors, and observing the world through a window covered in green. While this innocent child is nurtured and given the opportunity to grow, those who think they know everything, including the listeners, are left to ponder the fate of the child and their own role in society's treatment of individuals who are often born into challenging situations.


Line by Line Meaning

The idiot bastard son:
This line serves as the title and introduction of the song, referring to the character who is abandoned and left to die. The use of 'idiot' and 'bastard' highlights the negative connotations associated with being unwanted and neglected.


(THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . . THE MOTHER'S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.)
The song describes the character's parents, one being a Nazi in Congress and the other a prostitute in Los Angeles. This reveals the unpleasant circumstances of the character's birth and upbringing.


The idiot bastard son: (ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . . KENNY WILL STASH HIM AWAY IN A JAR) The IDIOT BOY!
This line further emphasizes the character's unfortunate situation, being left to die in the back of a car and ultimately saved by Kenny. The use of 'idiot boy' and 'bastard son' continues to highlight the negative labels placed upon the character.


Motorhead?: I never wanted to because I was too small to start with, I used to drink really some bad stuff . . . Wine, all kinds of wine! Mixed, seven different varieties . . . Thunderbird wine . . . I don't know but I chugged a fifth of White Port once and passed out one day (heh heh) . . . and I drank a quart of beer just before that . . . and we were out riding around in the desert . . . . . . very strange! Anyway . . .
This is an interlude within the song, featuring a monologue about a person's experiences with drinking, although the relevance to the overall theme is unclear.


Try and imagine The window all covered in green All the time he would spend At the church he'd attend . . . Warming his pew
This line describes the character's time spent at church, highlighting his isolation and assumed dependence on attending church to find a sense of belonging.


Kenny will feed him & Ronnie will watch THE CHILD WILL THRIVE & GROW And enter the world Of liars & cheaters & people like you Who smile & think you know What this is about (YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING . . . maybe so)
This line is a statement of hope for the character, with the belief that he will be taken care of and raised successfully by Kenny and Ronnie. However, it also acknowledges the harsh reality that he will enter a world of manipulation and deceit by people who believe they understand the character's life despite having no real comprehension of his struggles.


The song we sing: DO YOU KNOW? We're listening . . . THE IDIOT BOY!
This line serves as a chorus, with Zappa questioning the listener's understanding of the character's life and narrative. The repetition of 'idiot boy' once again highlights the negative stereotypes the character faces.


Try and imagine The window all covered in green All the time he would spend All the colors he'd blend . . . Where are they now?
This line continues to highlight the character's creativity and imagination, with him blending colors vividly in his mind. This line questions the character's future and what has become of him which implies that he may not have a happy life.


Gary Kellgren: Right now I have two hit records on the charts, but it has not made me any money. It has only brought me fame and glory, and a lot of work. Which I do, really not care to tell . . .
This is another interlude within the song, featuring an interview with Gary Kellgren, a recording engineer at the time, reflecting on his lack of financial success despite having hit records. It seems to be an aside, without any direct connection to the song's theme or character.




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Written by: Frank Zappa

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

William D. Hobbs

@Iamman i upload 5 times a day for 6 months I don't think the Satie piece in my limited view, but here's a later arrangement of D and D Lydian in his genius writing. There could be pieces of Satie in there for sure, I just applied to rent the score for analysis, let you know!


https://www.zappa-analysis.com/the-london-symphony-orchestra.htm


https://youtu.be/Mf1nO5JMZkQ


"Bars 1-4 serve as the introduction for the main theme, letting the piece begin in D with the progression D-A-Em-D-E. Bernard calls the piece "nominally D major, but given a somewhat peculiar coloring by the repeated emphasis upon an E-major triad of ambiguous function. i.e. not V of V" (Listening to Zappa, page 88). During these opening bars you can see that G natural and G sharp are used next to each other, next to a one time only A sharp. Within the context of Zappa's music this can also be seen as a blending of D major and D Lydian. Using closely related scales next to each other is common in Zappa's music. B. Clement can correctly call bars 4-7 D Lydian and identify the remainder as "functional D major harmony" (page 162 of his study). As indicated by Bernard, the chord progression of the main theme is D-A-E-F#-D-G-A. As I'm hearing it the second D chord should be a Bm chord, as also noted by Clement, the total progression thus being D-A-E-F#-Bm-G-A. Another thing you can notice, is that it is mostly a parallel movement of major triads. Such parallel movements occur more often in Zappa's music and can cause an ambiguity towards which scale they are in by themselves. See also my discussion of "The idiot bastard son". So there is no unique way of looking at "Strictly genteel"."



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psychedelictripper

This album must of been something else when it came out. I know of no other artist quite like Zappa during this period. He creates such a nice layering of colors.

BobPagani

It sounded like nothing else that was coming out at the time. That makes it kind of timeless.

rowlffffff

I bought it for $1.99 (new) when I was a junior in high school. It opened my eyes!

GreenhouseEffectMusic

it can't get any better than THIS SONG !!

Iamman i upload 5 times a day for 6 months

"We're only in it for the money" by Zappa is a masterpiece. Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny is one of the best ways to end an album for sure.

John North

Great fucking song !!!

Deep GirlVEVO

simply beautiful. This album is truly amazing

American Virtual

I hear a lot of what sounds like harpsichord on this album. And back in 1967-68 it'd have to be an actual harpsichord. Sometimes it almost sounds like it has a wah pedal on it but that might just be really good layering with guitar

saucy risi

I think it's actually a Clavinet keyboard with a Wah pedal, George Duke used it in concerts with Zappa (like Live at the Roxy in 1973)

Peter Davison - Music

When I got this album - I listened over and over! Man!

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