The Motel Lobby
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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[includes a quote from Blue Moon (Hart/Rodgers)]

Howard: Sure, man, and I'll go until two and I'm gonna be in there supporting 'em, in fact I'll sit in with those guys. I'm into it, I'll sing a little "Blue Moon . . . "
Mark: Hey man . . .
Dick: Listen, this is a nice place, man, it's got a beautiful room . . .
Howard: Don't give me that man, it's plastic city, it bites, the guy behind . . .
Dick: Relax and enjoy some of the wo-, wonderments of nature . . .
Howard: No no no no, the guy behind the desk is a werewolf. You can't give me any of that, the chick over there's been dead for twenty minutes. I'm hip to this place, I've seen 'em in my sleep, man
Dick: Hey, listen, I've never seen you this way, man
Howard: No, man, I'm not keyed at all
Dick: You're unpleasant
Howard: I'm not unpleasant! I can't wait to sign the card and check into my little closet. Unpack my leather cape, hang it up on the wall, get out the washboard, put away my nitty books and get into it! I'm gonna go down and cruise in that lounge, man, I'm gonna have . . .
Dick: Watch this, it's right in there, just step right in
Howard: I'm gonna take a look

?: Hello, Frank . . .
Howard: Ooohoowwoh!
Mark: Hey, what is this, man? Is this the can-can room?
Howard: This place waits for us, man
Mark: This place waits us! Is there a piano?




Howard: There's a juke box with a lotta hokie country songs on it. I am coming in here and getting blotto in about ten minutes
Mark: Oh, man, me too!

Overall Meaning

"The Motel Lobby" by Frank Zappa tells the story of three men, Howard, Mark, and Dick, who have just arrived at a cheap and seedy motel. Howard seems to be the most paranoid and unhinged of the group, claiming that the guy behind the desk is a werewolf and that the woman over there has been dead for 20 minutes. He's convinced that the motel is a terrible place and refers to it as "plastic city." However, Dick tries to calm him down, and Mark seems excited about the possibility of drinking and playing music in the lounge. There's a brief moment where Howard screams for a mysterious reason, and then they move on to explore the place. It ends with Howard saying he will sign in and enjoy himself and Mark agreeing with him.


The song seems to be a satirical take on the idea of seedy motels and the people who frequent them. The lyrics convey a sense of absurdity and paranoia, with Howard's claims of werewolves and dead women creating a bizarre and unsettling atmosphere. However, there's also a sense of anticipation and excitement, with Mark and Howard looking forward to drinking and playing music. The song's use of dialogue and different voices helps to create a vivid and dynamic scene, and Zappa's music adds to the sense of unease and strangeness.


Line by Line Meaning

Howard: Sure, man, and I'll go until two and I'm gonna be in there supporting 'em, in fact I'll sit in with those guys. I'm into it, I'll sing a little "Blue Moon . . . "
Howard agrees to stay until 2 am and support/perform with the band while singing 'Blue Moon.'


Mark: Hey man . . .
Mark interrupts Howard to change the topic of discussion.


Dick: Listen, this is a nice place, man, it's got a beautiful room . . .
Dick compliments the motel and its beautiful room.


Howard: Don't give me that man, it's plastic city, it bites, the guy behind . . .
Howard disagrees with Dick and calls the place artificial with poor service.


Dick: Relax and enjoy some of the wo-, wonderments of nature . . .
Dick suggests Howard enjoy the natural beauty and relax.


Howard: No no no no, the guy behind the desk is a werewolf. You can't give me any of that, the chick over there's been dead for twenty minutes. I'm hip to this place, I've seen 'em in my sleep, man
Howard rejects Dick's suggestion and imagines the motel as a creepy, supernatural place with a werewolf behind the desk and a dead woman nearby.


Dick: Hey, listen, I've never seen you this way, man
Dick notices Howard's unusual behavior and comments on it.


Howard: No, man, I'm not keyed at all
Howard denies being high/drunk.


Dick: You're unpleasant
Dick remarks on Howard's bad attitude.


Howard: I'm not unpleasant! I can't wait to sign the card and check into my little closet. Unpack my leather cape, hang it up on the wall, get out the washboard, put away my nitty books and get into it! I'm gonna go down and cruise in that lounge, man, I'm gonna have . . .
Howard clarifies that he's excited to stay in his small room and unpack his belongings, including a leather cape, a washboard, and nitty books. He plans to visit the motel lounge later.


Dick: Watch this, it's right in there, just step right in
Dick encourages Howard to check out the lounge.


Howard: I'm gonna take a look
Howard agrees to visit the lounge.


?: Hello, Frank . . .
Unknown voice greets Frank (possibly the motel receptionist or someone in the lounge).


Howard: Ooohoowwoh!
Howard is scared by the greeting, possibly implying that there's something sinister about the motel or the people in it.


Mark: Hey, what is this, man? Is this the can-can room?
Mark asks about the lounge, wondering if it's a can-can dancing room.


Howard: This place waits for us, man
Howard suggests that the motel (and the lounge) is perfect for them, as if it's been waiting for their arrival.


Mark: This place waits us! Is there a piano?
Mark agrees with Howard and asks if there's a piano in the lounge.


Howard: There's a juke box with a lotta hokie country songs on it. I am coming in here and getting blotto in about ten minutes
Howard describes the music in the lounge and plans to get drunk there in ten minutes.


Mark: Oh, man, me too!
Mark agrees to get drunk with Howard in the lounge.




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