The White Boy Troubles
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve vai (guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Chuck wild (piano)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Scott thunes (bass)
Jay anderson (string bass)
Ed mann (percussion)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Ike willis (vocals)
Terry bozzio (vocals)
Dale bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)
Bob harris (vocals)
Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)

Ensemble: (singing)
De white boy troubles!
(white boy troubles!)
De white boy troubles!
(boy got troubles!)
Oh what a boidennn!
(oh, heavy boidennn!)
His car's fucked up!
De boy got a provlem!
She ripped up de 'polstry
(wit de red dress on)
Outa dat o-zo-mobile!
(tell me what I say)
Hafta go ta tia-juana now!
(I don't have it)
He should go to brown moses,
Way down in egyppp-lainnn!
(egyppp-lainnn)

Thing-fish: (checking off a clipboard, like a social worker)
Looks likes why'done putty good heahh, harry-as-a-boy! I sees ya' growin' up like a weed, axmodently reproducin' yoseff 'n evvythang. done found some low-rent housin' in a one-dimensional cardbode
Vity box on some italian's funt lawn...bunch o' crab-grass underneath de offspring fo quick 'n easy sanitatium...shit! y'all provvly be savin' up fo yo first lava lamp putty soon!

Harry-as-a-boy:
We're incredibly happy! even though I'm gay for business purposes, my relationship with artificial rhonda has blossomed into something really beautiful, although I must confess to being baffled
W she got knocked up.

Thing-fish:
Well, if de trufe be told, it were de father o' de boy at de gas statium...when why'sent de ol' lady in fo' de inner-tube patchin', 'round de foth o' july.

Harry-as-a-boy:
Quentin? how could he be so unfaithful? I'm sure God has ways of punishing naughty little guys like that!

Thing-fish:
Mights well stop complainin', boy! de damage been done! leastways y'all can pretend to be some kinda daddy! yo' rubber bitch ain't gwine change no diapers! why'said y'all was incredibly happy! enj
While why'got it, boy! de shit gwine hit de fan in a minute!

Harry-as-a-boy:
What? something bad is going to happen?

Thing-fish:
You figgit out...judgin' fum de intellectional expressium on yo' beloved's ignint face, de bitch gwine be contemplatin' a career of her own! see dat?

Look like she got her one good eye on a briefcase 'n a tweed spo't coat down de mall somewheres!

Durin' de intromissium, few de sisters seen her 'tendin' a consciousness raisin' meetin' over at de hiltum! thass right! bitch passed up de mash potatoes 'n took off wit' de high school cafeteri
Ch.

Francesco opens the door, and stands on the porch, still watching through the binoculars.

Thing-fish: (contd.)
Makin' matters woise, de italian dat be ownin' yo' nativity bungalow been wondrin' 'bouts de hanky an' de panky 'tween you 'n dem two concrete flamingos ovuh by de steps! you been messin' wit de
E bird o' new jersey, muthafucker! dat kin git you five to life in dis vicinity! if you wants a little frennly advice, boy, I'd be growin' my ass up a little quicker, 'n whizz on outa heahh!





Leave de ugly baby in de crab-grass, snatch up yo' wretched excuse fo a woman, 'n climb on up de heap! get yo'seff a job drivin' a truck fulla string-beans to utah! make sumfin' out why'seff, so's
N afode a ticket to de mammy nun show! den we can piss all ovuh de adulterated wimp you gwine become, an' get de shit rollin' agin'!

Overall Meaning

The song "The White Boy Troubles" by Frank Zappa is a satirical piece that explores the problems and struggles of a white boy. The opening chorus emphasizes the issues the white boy is facing: his car is messed up, and he has a problem with his girlfriend. The song then transitions into a conversation between Thing-Fish (a social worker) and Harry-as-a-boy (the white boy). Thing-Fish mocks Harry-as-a-boy's simplistic and naive views of relationships and gender dynamics. He reveals that Harry's partner, Artificial Rhonda, is pregnant, most likely by another man. Thing-Fish ridicules Harry for being content with a rubber partner and belts out that the 'shit is going to hit the fan in a minute.'


The song is a scathing critique of conservative American values and the obsession with traditional gender roles. The character of Thing-Fish embodies an African American archetype (a pimp intertwined with a grotesque politician), which is Zappa's way of pointing out the hypocrisy of the era's societal norms. The fact that Harry-as-a-boy is gay for 'business purposes' further emphasizes Zappa's criticism of traditional heteronormative standards.


Line by Line Meaning

De white boy troubles!
The current problems are specifically related to the white boy and his situation.


De white boy troubles!
The current problems are specifically related to the white boy and his situation.


Oh what a boidennn!
The situation is very difficult, hard to handle and heavy.


His car's fucked up!
The white boy's car is broken and not functional.


De boy got a provlem!
The boy, in general, has problems to face.


She ripped up de 'polstry
The upholstery of the car is damaged and torn because of something that was done, perhaps by a woman wearing a red dress.


Outa dat o-zo-mobile!
The car, which was presumably expensive, is not usable anymore and needs repair.


Hafta go ta tia-juana now!
The white boy has to go to Tijuana now, perhaps to find cheaper means of repair.


He should go to brown moses,
This sentence could suggest that a person called Brown Moses is a mechanic. The phrase is sung in a way that is hard to interpret.


Way down in egyppp-lainnn!
Brown Moses is far away, in Egypt or another faraway place.


Looks likes why'done putty good heahh, harry-as-a-boy!
Someone named Harry (a boy) seems to be presented by someone called Thing-fish. Harry is in a good condition and perhaps has grown up well according to Thing-fish's observations.


I sees ya' growin' up like a weed, axmodently reproducin' yoseff 'n evvythang.
Thing-fish sees Harry growing quickly and reproducing himself which might suggest he is thriving.


done found some low-rent housin' in a one-dimensional cardbode Vity box on some italian's funt lawn
Harry lives in a cheap, very basic house made of cardboard in the yard of an Italian person's house.


bunch o' crab-grass underneath de offspring fo quick 'n easy sanitatium
There is a lot of crab-grass around Harry's house which makes it easy to clean and sanitize.


shit! y'all provvly be savin' up fo yo first lava lamp putty soon!
Thing-fish suggests that Harry is saving towards buying a lava lamp. This could mean Harry is naive and not spending money wisely.


We're incredibly happy! even though I'm gay for business purposes, my relationship with artificial rhonda has blossomed into something really beautiful, although I must confess to being baffled W she got knocked up.
Harry explains his relationship with a sex doll named Rhonda. They have a good relationship, despite Harry being gay and not understanding how Rhonda could have gotten pregnant.


Well, if de trufe be told, it were de father o' de boy at de gas statium...when why'sent de ol' lady in fo' de inner-tube patchin', 'round de foth o' july.
Thing-fish reveals that Rhonda's real baby is not Harry's but rather a result of the mother Rhonda being with another man.


Quentin? how could he be so unfaithful? I'm sure God has ways of punishing naughty little guys like that!
Harry expresses his disappointment and disbelief that Rhonda got pregnant by another man, Quentin.


Mights well stop complainin', boy! de damage been done! leastways y'all can pretend to be some kinda daddy! yo' rubber bitch ain't gwine change no diapers! why'said y'all was incredibly happy! enj
Thing-fish suggests that the damage has already been done and Harry might as well accept the situation. He mentions that Harry's sex doll, Rhonda, cannot change diapers for her baby so Harry has to pretend to be the father.


While why'got it, boy! de shit gwine hit de fan in a minute!
While Harry deals with the problem of Rhonda's baby, there is another problem that is about to happen.


What? something bad is going to happen?
Harry is uncertain about the impending problem and asks what is going to happen.


You figgit out...judgin' fum de intellectional expressium on yo' beloved's ignint face, de bitch gwine be contemplatin' a career of her own! see dat?
Based on the dumb look on Rhonda's face, Thing-fish suggests that she might be considering a new career.


Look like she got her one good eye on a briefcase 'n a tweed spo't coat down de mall somewheres!
Rhonda might be interested in getting a job at the mall which is suggested by her attention being caught by a briefcase and a sports coat.


Durin' de intromissium, few de sisters seen her 'tendin' a consciousness raisin' meetin' over at de hiltum! thass right! bitch passed up de mash potatoes 'n took off wit' de high school cafeteriCh.
During a break, some women observed Rhonda attending a meeting out of interest for expanding her horizons. She passed up the potatoes and ran off with the school cafeteria dishware.


Makin' matters woise, de italian dat be ownin' yo' nativity bungalow been wondrin' 'bouts de hanky an' de panky 'tween you 'n dem two concrete flamingos ovuh by de steps!
Thing-fish brings to light that the Italian who owns Harry's house is suspicious of Harry's behavior and relationships, especially with two concrete flamingos.


you been messin' wit de bird o' new jersey, muthafucker! dat kin git you five to life in dis vicinity!
Thing-fish accuses Harry of being in trouble, possibly for a crime related to messing with the bird, meaning something specific to Harry and his situation.


if you wants a little frennly advice, boy, I'd be growin' my ass up a little quicker, 'n whizz on outa heahh!
Thing-fish advises Harry to become more mature and to leave soon.


Leave de ugly baby in de crab-grass, snatch up yo' wretched excuse fo a woman, 'n climb on up de heap! get yo'seff a job drivin' a truck fulla string-beans to utah! make sumfin' out why'seff, so's n afode a ticket to de mammy nun show! den we can piss all ovuh de adulterated wimp you gwine become, an' get de shit rollin' agin'!
Thing-fish suggests that Harry should leave the baby in the crab-grass and take Rhonda with him to make something of himself, possibly by getting a job driving a truck full of string beans. This is so he can make enough money to buy a ticket to the Mammy Nun Show. Finally, Thing-fish suggests they will humiliate Harry when he inevitably fails to become someone important.




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