Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from my toilet seat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
It jumped right up,
And grabbed my meat.
I got it from my toilet seat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Oh god. I probably got,
The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

Ay, Ay, Ay.

Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Hurt!
When!




I!
Peeeeeeeee!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Frank Zappa's song "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" describe a man experiencing discomfort and pain while urinating. The repeated question of "why does it hurt when I pee?" suggests a desperation for answers and resolution to the problem. The singer in the song is resistant to seeing a doctor or seeking medical attention, which may suggest a fear or anxiety about the potential diagnosis.


The second verse of the song offers an explanation for the issue, stating that the man contracted an infection from the toilet seat. This references the common myth that public toilet seats are sources of disease and infection. The use of crude language throughout the song, such as referring to his genitals as "meat" and describing his discomfort as feeling like "a pair of maracas," adds to the humorous and absurd tone of the song.


Overall, the lyrics to "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" combine elements of satire, humor, and sex. The lyrics speak to larger cultural anxieties around sexually transmitted diseases, germophobia, and the often-misguided fear of seeking medical attention.


Line by Line Meaning

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Questioning why he experiences pain during urination.


I don't want no doctor, To stick no needle in me.
Expressing reluctance to seek medical help for his symptoms.


I got it from my toilet seat.
Believes he contracted an STD from his toilet seat.


It jumped right up, And grabbed my meat.
Suggests unlikely scenario of contracting an STD from a toilet seat.


My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Describing testicular discomfort in a humorous way.


Oh God. I probably got, The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
Jokingly self-diagnosing with gonorrhea.


Why does it hurt!
Reiterating initial question with more emphasis.


When!
Adding further emphasis to question.


I!
Final emphasis on question.


Peeeeeeeee!
Expressing frustration and pain during urination.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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