Zomby Woof
Frank Zappa Lyrics


Three hunderd years ago
Thought I might get some sleep
Stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnight creep

You know I'll never sleep no more
To me it seem that is just ain't wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a zomby woof behind your eyes

I am the zomby woof
I'm the creature all the ladies been
Talkin' about
I am the zomby woof
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out

Here I'm is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I'm is...
Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof
Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof

They said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An' I was a zomby for you, little lady...

I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my zomby toof
My right foot is bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar zomby hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof...
I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof,

Don't mess with the zomby woof
I am about as evil as a boogie man can be!

Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I'm is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I'm is, the zomby woof

Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa

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Michael Bennardo

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from watching my TV.
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So I'm watchin' and I'm waitin'
Hopin' for the best
Even think I'll go to prayin'
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Pablo Ch

Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnite creep
You know I'll never sleep no more...
It seem to me that it just ain't wise
Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes
Just about as evil as you could be
I am the ZOMBY WOOF
I'm that creature all the ladies been
Talkin' about
I am the ZOMBY WOOF
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out
Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF
Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is . . .
Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF
Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF
They said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady . . .
I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my Zomby Toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof . . .
I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the
ZOMBY WOOF
I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!
Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF
Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF



All comments from YouTube:

Braneeto

god damn the entire ap music theory room was boppin during this excerpt

Mike Malley

imagine thinking you know about classical, rock, or jazz and not knowing every single Zappa album from front to back

Doktor Kritzisch

The whole class chuckled after hearing it the first time. I don't know if it was our delirium or that we never expected such a song.

Maryann B

Hell yeah

Stef H

Braneeto lmao sameeee. I knew the trombone solo from Bluecoats 2017.

DVDA

Frank's guitar solo gets so demented that it actually breaks reality, right around 3:20 you can hear the guitar crying out in pain from being spanked so hard

zeus

Have you heard Steves spanking ..Zappa is KING. .whos elvis

Duane Martin

Top 2 guitarists ever. That solo is quite mad and epic. Frank could play like anyone but no one could play like him. Phenomenal!

hippydippy

You don't need to be stoned to hear that, but it sure doesn't hurt either.

Steve Nuttall

yes!! total destruction!

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