Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
Frank Zappa & Captain Beefheart Lyrics

I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
I was convinced that her hair was made of rayon

She wore a milton bradley crayon
She had a vibrant and colorful appearance

But she was something I could lay on
She was someone I could have a physical relationship with

Can't remember what became of me
The memories of that time are fuzzy

Carolina hardcore ecstasy
The experience was intense and unforgettable

She put a doobie brothers tape on
She played some music by the Doobie Brothers

Ooh, ooh, ooh listen to the music
The music was enjoyable and worth listening to

I had a roger daltrey cape on oo-wee-oo
I was dressed in a cape like the one Roger Daltrey wore

A roger daltrey cape on, ooh ooh
I was a fan of The Who and their style

There was a bed I dumped her shape on
We had a physical encounter on the bed

Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone
I fell asleep and when I woke up she had left

There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise
It was early morning and there was moisture on the grass

Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack
She returned with a crumpled bag

Which she told me would contain a surprise
She said the bag had a surprise inside

She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
She reached into the bag all the way to the bottom

Said she knew I'd be surprised she got em
She was proud of what she found in the bag

Take a charleston . . . pip . . . to spot em
A certain method was needed to detect the surprise

Then she gave a pair of shoes to me . . .
She gifted me a pair of shoes

Plastic leather, 14 triple d
The shoes were made of synthetic leather and were a size 14 triple d

I said: I wonder what's the shoes for
I was curious about the purpose of the shoes

She told me: don't you worry no more
She assured me that there was no need to worry

And got right down there on the tile floor:
She got down on the floor

Now darling
She addressed me affectionately

Stomp all over me!
She requested that I stomp on her

Carolina hardcore ecstasy
The request was part of the intense experience

Is this something new having people stomp on you?
I was surprised and unsure about the request

Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
I wondered if this was necessary to please her

(And other things)
There were likely other requests or actions that occurred

What is this, a quiz?
I was somewhat jokingly irritated at the situation

Dont you worry what it is
She brushed off my irritation and reassured me

It is merely just a moment
She explained that this was a fleeting moment

I can treasure
She saw value in the experience and wanted to remember it

You know
She attempted to connect with me on a deeper level

By ten oclock
Later that night

Her arms and legs were rendered
She was physically exhausted

She couldnt talk cause her
She was so tired that she didn't have the energy to speak

Mouth had been extendered
Her mouth was open and relaxed

It looked to me as though she had been blendered
She appeared to be extremely worn out

What was this abject misery, no no
I was questioning why someone would put themselves through such physical exhaustion

Carolina hardcore ecstasy, weh-hell
The experience may have been exhausting, but it was still memorable and worthwhile

What was this abject misery, no no
I still couldn't fully understand the experience

Carolina hardcore ecstasy
The unique and intense experience will never be forgotten